I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Cut me, Mick.
Pussy. My liver told me a long time ago like Rock II: "I ain't goin' down again"
Not as boring as your fucking comments.
That pep talk won't work, your liver already threw in the towel
...and join the Nintendo Fan Club.
cut acetametaphin (sp?) out of your life & your hangovers may not be as bad.
I wish you could "like," not say the word like every two minutes. last fifteen or so texts have been boring.
Seriously people, the alcohol-abuse tests are extremely played out...Liver failure isn't funny!