Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.