That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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warning penis has been know to cause pain, nausea, swelling for 9 months, and children...
shit. they're on to me.
put the cock down and step away from the balls
You are stupid. Please do not have children.
It will also break your hymen
It can time travel?!
I can think of so many things that would be better to do to a penis than stare at it...
OP is being stingy and wants to keep this cock to herself
Yes please don't have children just become lez
is this bout eoin? i wish i would have gotten this text asshole with his amazing penis