If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying