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  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:08am

    Somebody tell whoever said "you should have bit him" to relax cuz if u but me please belive I'm wakin up and punching u square in the face

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:21pm

    6:18 thts a rude and dangerous thing to do. Now he'll have2 change his number. Fucktard.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:53pm

    You put his pants back on? You should have moved him to a public area, hid his pants, then drawn on his dick with a sharpie after you delete your number from his phone. Just saying. Thankfully I suck good dick so I'll never have to go through the hassle.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 8:15pm

    2 more words: Cara Hartman

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    um i fell asleep last night on her because i was drunk and she gives outstanding head yall suck at judging people way to go idiots.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:18pm

    You should have bit him.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:37pm

    I've had that happen to me too. Sucks so bad. Humiliating.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:06pm

    has anyone else called that phone number, or is it just me?

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:49am

    You do realize thats from a movie right? Hints the quotation marks...

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:18pm

    7:54 yeah right. I bet you're fat and ugly.

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:01pm

    ive woken people up with bjs, but never made them fall asleep.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:35pm

    Damnnnn. How depressing :(

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:43pm

    Hey the voice on the voicemail of that number sounds hot. I'd give him a bj and he wouldn't fall asleep

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:03pm

    whiskey dick ...or.... bad technique

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:21am

    Don't take it so hard, if I could I would love to fall asleep with my dick in a girls mouth every night! I can't think of a better way to go!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:27pm

    Blowies. Added to my daily vocab...wait, what?

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:10pm

    This happened to me once. He was a pretty selfish dude. I left him outside on the balcony with his pants round his ankles..

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:14pm

    Better work on ur tehnique

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:41pm

    How can this even happen? That just sucks.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:39am

    WHAT ARE U A FUCKIN CRACKHEAD TEACHER U DONT HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A LESSON IF SHE LOVES U THEN SHE WILL MAKE U HAPPY U CANT TELL SOMONE U LOVE WHAT TO FUCKIN DO QUIT BEING A JACKASS AND BE A MAN IF U GET HEAD CONSIDER URSELF LUCKY CAUSE IF SOMEONE WAS TRYNA TEACH U SHIT AS U GO THEN U SHOULDNT BE GIVING OR RECEIVING HEAD U FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:41am

    I have passed out in the middle of one trashed before. It happens, I assume the dude was wasted. lol

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:11pm

    Must be a girl I know that lives in Fenton....she can't suck a dick either...good thing she's in nursing school.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:20pm

    Happend to me too. He was hammered and passed out though.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:02pm

    Ouch, maybe you should go drink shots tonight?

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:40pm

    sounds like my brother, there could be gang bangers driving by and shooting at the house putting bullets through the walls and windows and he would sleep right through it.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:55am

    What's bullshit is that 314 is my area code, St. Louis, and apparently we still have a few botches that can't suck dick. Bo matter what anyone says, if we fall asleep while you're sucking our dick, you suck at sucking dick!!

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:52pm

    i've fallen asleep during one before....sorry but that means your skills are lacking!!! practice practice practice!!!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:02am

    " Most girls find it rewarding the way I do it, because I turn what normal is a chore into like a training session. It's like my own special Head Start program."

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:17pm

    I called both numbers is that bad?

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    this has happend to me to..wtf

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:31pm

    Had that happen to me too. I give excellent head, whiskey dick is a bitch though. Especially at 4 am.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:21pm

    That's pretty upsetting that this is my area code... And I'd naver fall asleep mid BJ it's wayyyy to fuckin amazing

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:47pm

    How does 6:40 know that their brother falls asleep during blowies?

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:38pm

    yea I don't care how wasted I am if it's good I will be awake.. so I agree you can't suck a dick worth shit, he is leaving you for some body else

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:47pm

    You obviously need lessons on how to suck dick...call me and I'll help u out.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:36pm

    Apparently 4:55 not only fails at being a man but also fails at spelling.. He deserve to be slept on in the middle of a bj ;/

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:38am

    2:49 I believe you mean hence, not hints. Please study your language.

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:54pm

    Send him my way and he will NEVER fall asleep.

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:43pm

    Two words: Colleen Mu*ray

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:36pm

    that stinks and third bitch ass mother fuckers!!

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:04pm

    Obviously you're not doing it right. Better learn or he will find someone that does it right

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:29am

    Force her into a ring gag. Prevents unexpected biting.