You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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I've had that happen to me too. Sucks so bad. Humiliating.
This happened to me once. He was a pretty selfish dude. I left him outside on the balcony with his pants round his ankles..
6:18 thts a rude and dangerous thing to do. Now he'll have2 change his number. Fucktard.
You should have bit him.
I have passed out in the middle of one trashed before. It happens, I assume the dude was wasted. lol
Must be a girl I know that lives in Fenton....she can't suck a dick either...good thing she's in nursing school.
WHAT ARE U A FUCKIN CRACKHEAD TEACHER U DONT HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A LESSON IF SHE LOVES U THEN SHE WILL MAKE U HAPPY U CANT TELL SOMONE U LOVE WHAT TO FUCKIN DO QUIT BEING A JACKASS AND BE A MAN IF U GET HEAD CONSIDER URSELF LUCKY CAUSE IF SOMEONE WAS TRYNA TEACH U SHIT AS U GO THEN U SHOULDNT BE GIVING OR RECEIVING HEAD U FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG
Somebody tell whoever said "you should have bit him" to relax cuz if u but me please belive I'm wakin up and punching u square in the face
Don't take it so hard, if I could I would love to fall asleep with my dick in a girls mouth every night! I can't think of a better way to go!
You do realize thats from a movie right? Hints the quotation marks...
2:49 I believe you mean hence, not hints. Please study your language.
7:54 yeah right. I bet you're fat and ugly.
i've fallen asleep during one before....sorry but that means your skills are lacking!!! practice practice practice!!!
Damnnnn. How depressing :(
sounds like my brother, there could be gang bangers driving by and shooting at the house putting bullets through the walls and windows and he would sleep right through it.
ive woken people up with bjs, but never made them fall asleep.
yea I don't care how wasted I am if it's good I will be awake.. so I agree you can't suck a dick worth shit, he is leaving you for some body else
Apparently 4:55 not only fails at being a man but also fails at spelling.. He deserve to be slept on in the middle of a bj ;/
That's pretty upsetting that this is my area code... And I'd naver fall asleep mid BJ it's wayyyy to fuckin amazing
Blowies. Added to my daily vocab...wait, what?
um i fell asleep last night on her because i was drunk and she gives outstanding head yall suck at judging people way to go idiots.
Had that happen to me too. I give excellent head, whiskey dick is a bitch though. Especially at 4 am.
whiskey dick ...or.... bad technique
Send him my way and he will NEVER fall asleep.
this has happend to me to..wtf
You put his pants back on? You should have moved him to a public area, hid his pants, then drawn on his dick with a sharpie after you delete your number from his phone. Just saying.
Thankfully I suck good dick so I'll never have to go through the hassle.
You obviously need lessons on how to suck dick...call me and I'll help u out.
Ouch, maybe you should go drink shots tonight?
How can this even happen? That just sucks.
Hey the voice on the voicemail of that number sounds hot. I'd give him a bj and he wouldn't fall asleep
I called both numbers is that bad?
Happend to me too. He was hammered and passed out though.
Better work on ur tehnique
has anyone else called that phone number, or is it just me?
Two words: Colleen Mu*ray
What's bullshit is that 314 is my area code, St. Louis, and apparently we still have a few botches that can't suck dick. Bo matter what anyone says, if we fall asleep while you're sucking our dick, you suck at sucking dick!!
2 more words: Cara Hartman
Force her into a ring gag. Prevents unexpected biting.
that stinks and third bitch ass mother fuckers!!
" Most girls find it rewarding the way I do it, because I turn what normal is a chore into like a training session. It's like my own special Head Start program."
How does 6:40 know that their brother falls asleep during blowies?
Obviously you're not doing it right. Better learn or he will find someone that does it right