You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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This happened to me once. He was a pretty selfish dude. I left him outside on the balcony with his pants round his ankles..
I've had that happen to me too. Sucks so bad. Humiliating.
6:18 thts a rude and dangerous thing to do. Now he'll have2 change his number. Fucktard.
Must be a girl I know that lives in Fenton....she can't suck a dick either...good thing she's in nursing school.
You should have bit him.
Somebody tell whoever said "you should have bit him" to relax cuz if u but me please belive I'm wakin up and punching u square in the face
I have passed out in the middle of one trashed before. It happens, I assume the dude was wasted. lol
You do realize thats from a movie right? Hints the quotation marks...
WHAT ARE U A FUCKIN CRACKHEAD TEACHER U DONT HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A LESSON IF SHE LOVES U THEN SHE WILL MAKE U HAPPY U CANT TELL SOMONE U LOVE WHAT TO FUCKIN DO QUIT BEING A JACKASS AND BE A MAN IF U GET HEAD CONSIDER URSELF LUCKY CAUSE IF SOMEONE WAS TRYNA TEACH U SHIT AS U GO THEN U SHOULDNT BE GIVING OR RECEIVING HEAD U FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG
7:54 yeah right. I bet you're fat and ugly.
Don't take it so hard, if I could I would love to fall asleep with my dick in a girls mouth every night! I can't think of a better way to go!
2:49 I believe you mean hence, not hints. Please study your language.
Damnnnn. How depressing :(
sounds like my brother, there could be gang bangers driving by and shooting at the house putting bullets through the walls and windows and he would sleep right through it.
ive woken people up with bjs, but never made them fall asleep.
whiskey dick ...or.... bad technique
um i fell asleep last night on her because i was drunk and she gives outstanding head yall suck at judging people way to go idiots.
Blowies. Added to my daily vocab...wait, what?
Had that happen to me too. I give excellent head, whiskey dick is a bitch though. Especially at 4 am.
i've fallen asleep during one before....sorry but that means your skills are lacking!!! practice practice practice!!!
You put his pants back on? You should have moved him to a public area, hid his pants, then drawn on his dick with a sharpie after you delete your number from his phone. Just saying.
Thankfully I suck good dick so I'll never have to go through the hassle.
That's pretty upsetting that this is my area code... And I'd naver fall asleep mid BJ it's wayyyy to fuckin amazing
Apparently 4:55 not only fails at being a man but also fails at spelling.. He deserve to be slept on in the middle of a bj ;/
Happend to me too. He was hammered and passed out though.
How can this even happen? That just sucks.
Send him my way and he will NEVER fall asleep.
this has happend to me to..wtf
yea I don't care how wasted I am if it's good I will be awake.. so I agree you can't suck a dick worth shit, he is leaving you for some body else
Hey the voice on the voicemail of that number sounds hot. I'd give him a bj and he wouldn't fall asleep
has anyone else called that phone number, or is it just me?
Ouch, maybe you should go drink shots tonight?
I called both numbers is that bad?
Better work on ur tehnique
You obviously need lessons on how to suck dick...call me and I'll help u out.
What's bullshit is that 314 is my area code, St. Louis, and apparently we still have a few botches that can't suck dick. Bo matter what anyone says, if we fall asleep while you're sucking our dick, you suck at sucking dick!!
2 more words: Cara Hartman
Two words: Colleen Mu*ray
Force her into a ring gag. Prevents unexpected biting.
" Most girls find it rewarding the way I do it, because I turn what normal is a chore into like a training session. It's like my own special Head Start program."
How does 6:40 know that their brother falls asleep during blowies?
Obviously you're not doing it right. Better learn or he will find someone that does it right
that stinks and third bitch ass mother fuckers!!