Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
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aren't you supposed to kiss the frog to get the prince?? LOL
Haha, I'll lick ya ;)
5:44 true that my cousin is forever pissing the bed when he drinks, he drinks till he is his split personality . Mr piss the bed
I wish I had friends like you. :( And I am dead serious.
I'm 310. How do I find a girl like this?
fkn carson whores! hahahah
mothafuckin' WIN! MOVE TO THE 973 AREA CODE
Pool of alcohol sweat? Probably pissed the bed.
Yes Los Angeles whores for the win
I don't think they'd need to lick you to discover that.
4:45 go suck another dick the first one left a bad taste in your mouth.