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  • that's messed up, that kind of alcohol can make you go blind!

    Submitted by shannonwaslyk3 on Nov 8, 10 at 4:46pm
  • FreshMEN. i'm willing to bet those freshMEN are smarter than you if you can't even spell freshMEN right. Seriously, it's not that hard.

    Submitted by radosity on Nov 8, 10 at 4:33pm
  • i really hope this isn't real. purell contains isopropyl alcohol. the breakdown products of isopropyl alcohol (from your body metabolizing it) are extremely toxic. the only treatment is consumption of ethanol, luckily, so if these kids were already drunk/kept drinking they might have been okay. but if not, these kids could have died.\nhillarious.

    Submitted by mohnoes on Nov 8, 10 at 6:44pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth a little, but I can't decide it's from imagining shots of Purell or bestwit's 3-inch dick...

    Submitted by kelsizzle on Nov 8, 10 at 5:29pm
  • Yeah, it sounds like bestwit has some serious insecurities. I hear there's some pills for your small peepee problem...

    Submitted by hentailover on Nov 8, 10 at 6:45pm
  • and I hate college students. So you're 2 or 3 years older than them you get to have a superiority complex?

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Nov 8, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Clearly bestwit forgot the decimal before "8"

    Submitted by greb on Nov 9, 10 at 8:18am
  • rick_scott shut the fuck up. Your fired from fucking texting your fired bitch! Thats right I Trump'ed your dumb monotonous ass. ( in case your wondering monotonous means repeating sounds, words or phrases. )

    Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 9, 10 at 3:11am
  • YOU ARE A dUMBASS

    Submitted by gkl on Nov 8, 10 at 7:50pm
  • Hopefully the op is full of bs. Otherwise, enjoy poisoning people. Bubba is waiting for you in jail.

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 8, 10 at 10:11pm
  • @prick_scott you're fired

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:14am
  • Considering how sick the drinkers got and your knowledge of Purell, you just committed and misdemeanor live endangerment to felony attempted mayhem.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 10 at 4:28am
  • lol that's acttually amazing.

    Submitted by theluckygirl28 on Nov 20, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Jesus that's amazing.

    Submitted by CaptainAmerikyle on Nov 12, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Clearly the op wasn't actrually the one to give them the shots...

    Submitted by englishdude on Nov 10, 10 at 12:31am
  • We will now take a moment of silence for the freshmen he sterilized. There will now be less people in the world, and one of them could've been the president that saved the entire U.S. Way to go fuckass

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:12am
  • This won't kill you. I knew kids in my rehab who, at their old rehab before they were transferred, drank hand sanitizer to try to get drunk. They lived to tell the tale and didn't need to go to the hospital or anything.

    Submitted by Kroensburg on Nov 10, 10 at 10:52am
  • For giving the freshmen a hard time, after you spent 5 semesters straight designated as a freshman yourself, you're fired!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Freshmen are black.

    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 8, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Me too, except for when I'm impaling drunk freshman girls with my 8" dick

    Submitted by niceman on Nov 8, 10 at 4:22pm