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  • Submitted by shannonwaslyk3 on Nov 8, 10 at 4:46pm

    that's messed up, that kind of alcohol can make you go blind!

    • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jan 3, 11 at 2:34am

      purell is 62% ethyl alcohol. people get drunk on it all the time.

  • Submitted by radosity on Nov 8, 10 at 4:33pm

    FreshMEN. i'm willing to bet those freshMEN are smarter than you if you can't even spell freshMEN right. Seriously, it's not that hard.

  • Submitted by mohnoes on Nov 8, 10 at 6:44pm

    i really hope this isn't real. purell contains isopropyl alcohol. the breakdown products of isopropyl alcohol (from your body metabolizing it) are extremely toxic. the only treatment is consumption of ethanol, luckily, so if these kids were already drunk/kept drinking they might have been okay. but if not, these kids could have died.\nhillarious.

    • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jan 3, 11 at 2:36am

      actually it contains ethyl alcohol. aka gets you drunk.

  • Submitted by kelsizzle on Nov 8, 10 at 5:29pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little, but I can't decide it's from imagining shots of Purell or bestwit's 3-inch dick...

  • Submitted by hentailover on Nov 8, 10 at 6:45pm

    Yeah, it sounds like bestwit has some serious insecurities. I hear there's some pills for your small peepee problem...

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Nov 8, 10 at 8:44pm

    and I hate college students. So you're 2 or 3 years older than them you get to have a superiority complex?

  • Submitted by greb on Nov 9, 10 at 8:18am

    Clearly bestwit forgot the decimal before "8"

  • Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 9, 10 at 3:11am

    rick_scott shut the fuck up. Your fired from fucking texting your fired bitch! Thats right I Trump'ed your dumb monotonous ass. ( in case your wondering monotonous means repeating sounds, words or phrases. )

  • Submitted by gkl on Nov 8, 10 at 7:50pm


  • Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:14am

    @prick_scott you're fired

  • Submitted by Michguy on Nov 8, 10 at 10:11pm

    Hopefully the op is full of bs. Otherwise, enjoy poisoning people. Bubba is waiting for you in jail.

  • Submitted by theluckygirl28 on Nov 20, 10 at 6:41pm

    lol that's acttually amazing.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 10 at 4:28am

    Considering how sick the drinkers got and your knowledge of Purell, you just committed and misdemeanor live endangerment to felony attempted mayhem.

  • Submitted by CaptainAmerikyle on Nov 12, 10 at 3:57pm

    Jesus that's amazing.

  • Submitted by englishdude on Nov 10, 10 at 12:31am

    Clearly the op wasn't actrually the one to give them the shots...

  • Submitted by Kroensburg on Nov 10, 10 at 10:52am

    This won't kill you. I knew kids in my rehab who, at their old rehab before they were transferred, drank hand sanitizer to try to get drunk. They lived to tell the tale and didn't need to go to the hospital or anything.

  • Submitted by H8torade on Nov 10, 10 at 6:12am

    We will now take a moment of silence for the freshmen he sterilized. There will now be less people in the world, and one of them could've been the president that saved the entire U.S. Way to go fuckass

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 8, 10 at 6:42pm

    For giving the freshmen a hard time, after you spent 5 semesters straight designated as a freshman yourself, you're fired!

  • Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 8, 10 at 10:16pm

    Freshmen are black.

  • Submitted by niceman on Nov 8, 10 at 4:22pm

    Me too, except for when I'm impaling drunk freshman girls with my 8" dick

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 9, 10 at 1:25am

      Honestly, you're usually funnier than this. WTF man.