He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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that's messed up, that kind of alcohol can make you go blind!
purell is 62% ethyl alcohol. people get drunk on it all the time.
FreshMEN. i'm willing to bet those freshMEN are smarter than you if you can't even spell freshMEN right. Seriously, it's not that hard.
i really hope this isn't real. purell contains isopropyl alcohol. the breakdown products of isopropyl alcohol (from your body metabolizing it) are extremely toxic. the only treatment is consumption of ethanol, luckily, so if these kids were already drunk/kept drinking they might have been okay. but if not, these kids could have died.\nhillarious.
actually it contains ethyl alcohol. aka gets you drunk.
I just threw up in my mouth a little, but I can't decide it's from imagining shots of Purell or bestwit's 3-inch dick...
Yeah, it sounds like bestwit has some serious insecurities. I hear there's some pills for your small peepee problem...
and I hate college students. So you're 2 or 3 years older than them you get to have a superiority complex?
Clearly bestwit forgot the decimal before "8"
rick_scott shut the fuck up. Your fired from fucking texting your fired bitch! Thats right I Trump'ed your dumb monotonous ass. ( in case your wondering monotonous means repeating sounds, words or phrases. )
YOU ARE A dUMBASS
@prick_scott you're fired
Considering how sick the drinkers got and your knowledge of Purell, you just committed and misdemeanor live endangerment to felony attempted mayhem.
lol that's acttually amazing.
Hopefully the op is full of bs. Otherwise, enjoy poisoning people. Bubba is waiting for you in jail.
Jesus that's amazing.
Clearly the op wasn't actrually the one to give them the shots...
We will now take a moment of silence for the freshmen he sterilized. There will now be less people in the world, and one of them could've been the president that saved the entire U.S. Way to go fuckass
This won't kill you. I knew kids in my rehab who, at their old rehab before they were transferred, drank hand sanitizer to try to get drunk. They lived to tell the tale and didn't need to go to the hospital or anything.
For giving the freshmen a hard time, after you spent 5 semesters straight designated as a freshman yourself, you're fired!
Freshmen are black.
Me too, except for when I'm impaling drunk freshman girls with my 8" dick
Honestly, you're usually funnier than this. WTF man.