WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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907 Because I KNOW YOU.
wow that happened to mean twice in the past two weeks with the same guy
Ugh. When anyone in the relationship cheats they've already made the decision that the relationship is over. Why be a coward and not break it off before you get with someone else?
Cheating is lame guy or girl. People that brag or are proud of it a basically asking for a Karma sandwich.
9:01 again... Well you obviously don't know me, because I have VERY short red hair. I shaved it all off today!
There are A LOT of bitter ppl on here...it's meant to be funny. Laugh about it.
3:22 you are a sick fuck
Woman were created from Adam's rib so quit hatin'!!! Also I have meet many a female with no damn soul!!
I love being a guy. Ha!
All of you "I love being a guy" shitheads need to fuck off. Yes, this particular text is about a guy fucking over a girl. But news flash: GIRLS CAN FUCK OVER GUYS TOO. And you know what? They're usually better at it because you don't even KNOW you're getting fucked over...and never even find out! Chew on that one for a second. Don't try to act like you're superior just because you've got a dick between your legs. Girls are players, too.
12:09 when girls do it its being a slut when guys do it its fine
a lock that gets opened by many keys is a crappy lock, a key that opens many locks is a master key\n\nthink about it... ;)
that happened to me last week after getting head
901...at least it's not your icky ginger dreadlock hell hair matted ness you had before.
I just hope her friends don't show up
thats halarious.. thats what i would say
sounds good to me [:
901 You know i love you always.
Swear I had this same convo just last weekend! What the hell!!
901 true. She's probably just confused as to HOW he got a girlfriend with those gingery locks and weird glasses. But she probably loves him anyway.
Uh, 339 is the guy here.
being a guy... is... AWESOME :D
Gingers are sexy. And the guys have big dicks. I know from experience.
Yesss!! No better way to put that. Baller
1209 I don't think anybody is debating girls can do it also. However your tirade makes it seem that you were one of those girls that was fucked over. Also, girls can be players but 9/10 they are obvious about it. The difference is most times guys dont give a shit because they are doing the same thing
9:04 suck a dick. i hate that shit.
At least the 339 seems to feel bad. Females, unlike males, have souls.
this is like that goldfish text... "i have a boyfriend" "I have a goldfish" "what??" "Oh, i thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter"
It's funny how EVERYONE mis-read this... The girl obviously knew the guy, and was surprised to discover he had finally gotten a girlfriend. Dude is prolly some tall ginger guy with glasses.
What is ridiculous about this is that all of the douche bags who said way to go man and this I'd hilarious and such would not think the same if 781 said boyfriend rather than girlfriend. Also they would probably be the same douche bags (along w many others) calling her a whore and a slut. But yeeaahh u guys are awesome and this is sooo funny...not.
This reminds me of my last relationship. I'm not some vile cheater or player or anything, this girl was a crappy gf.
1255 it's more the ongoing cheating that I refer to. And not just by guys. If you are in a relationship and you cheat, then own up to it. You obviously don't want to be in the relationship so get out of it. For the benefit of both people involved.
Good night for the dude
I'm a chick and I find this HILARIOUS!!!!\nOnly fat ugly bitches who can't get guys would find this offensive. Quit trying to be sluts and stop quit botching about how guys always try to act more superior blah blah, they pretty much are.go eat your feelings and stfu :)
Ok this was funny till I read 901 and 907. If that's what it meant then it's not worthy of TFLN cuz it is wack and not funny
1251 that requires planning and don't girls bitch about how guys never plan things out anyway?
lol at "girls can be players too"
3:22 here; I told her to dress up like a French maid w/o panties. It will be much easier for us just to push her over , hold her down and slam her. I am breaking up w her and when she says she doesn't know what happened, that will be my excuse.
9:01... Ok, now I'm insulted. That's just plain mean.
ok so im freakin out cuz i started goin out wit my bf october 13 which is like the same time period this must have been posted and i live in the 781 area code and my bf's number is 339 sooo im reallllyyyy freakin out right now !!!!! if u no anything about this please let me no asap!!!
Oh! I finally get why men are such douches! They don't have souls. Now it's all explained. Love it.
Haha, I was feeling depressed about the idiocy of people until 9:01 finally explained the proper meaning of this text.
Hey guys plan things out! I plan on taking her to a bar, slipping a "vitamin" in her drink and then take her to the Halloween party at the frat house. Me and the boys are going to gangbang her! Now that is some detailed planning action there!
1:17 But what about that one night in Mexico??? I say if you can't remember it, then it doesn't count!!
They are not married. Until he puts a ring in her nipples and claims her, he is free to lay the bone around town.
9:01 here... Wait a gosh-darned minute... How do you know he has "gingery locks' and not a shaved head?
I beilive in womens rights; a woman has the right to be a good cook, the right to clean house, and the right to suck my cock whenever I say !
WTF does a girlfriend have to do with anything? Playa play on
Poor girl.. there's never a valid reason to cheat..no one is ever "stuck" in a relationship so i just never understood why people just dont leave if they are going to cheat...people are so fucking selfish..and girl that doesnt cheat wanna go out? ;-)
it's not funny that he cheated, it's funny about the casual response.