Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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Wear clothes that fit you well (no big, baggy t-shirts or pants), don't sag your pants unless you want to look like you're in 9th grade again, and keep good hygiene. That's all it takes boys.
A little naughty smile can go a long way too.
Those silky basketball shorts and no shirt, and some muscle definition. A good clean not overpowering cologne (NOT axe) and some tasteful sex jokes that make a girl think "yeah that would be fun"
Ed Hardy says "I may have syphilis"
7:12 AMEN . i was just gonna say get some axe or tag . or BOD. mmmm.
do guys really need to wear anything to express that they wanna get laid? they always want it.
wear short shorts, and a muscle shirt, ha
i thought wearing axe was no longer socially acceptable once you reached high school...
a suit made out of $100 bills?
no one has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam
Axe is no good. For all the boys taking notes, do not wear Axe. Smells like highschool.
Axe body spray says "I don't have the money to take you out" Wear big boy deodorant and a nice cologne
balls out jeans, check youtube video JTzkC2g4Xas
Apparently a pair of docs, black jeans, plain black tee, leather trenchcoat, goatee, long hair, bathing daily, and not being so desperate i put pussy on a pedestal seems to have served me well enough to get offers when I'm not looking for lapcat.
Your results may vary.
Who the he'll still wears axe? Fellas get some Jean Paul Gaultier or D
Good jeans and smell amazinggg (: looking a tiny bit dirty us sometimes hot too (;
Agree with 3:56.. ed hardy pretty much says "spoiled rich douche"
Just clean up nice, put on some cologne. Girls appreciate that :)
don't dudes have tshirts that actually say things like "fuck me now"?
Male equivalent of a slutty dress: Obviously a dick in a box.
smell and looks are equal in my books.
except that chocolate axe cause if i smell that i'll imagine the creepy chocolate dude and start to cry.
douche is the response
With men I generally find the sluttiness is implied. Like calling Ice Hockey just Hockey. The Ice is implied.
4:04 being nude says it, too
I think a man that ejaculates chocolate and money is probably the perfect man. But that's just me.
i have a shirt with "FREE HUGS" on the front and "CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER" on the back
just throwin' it out there
A sexual smile and one of those sleezy head to toe look downs. Or join the cast of Jersey Shore. Nothing says man slut like obnoxious hair gel, a fake tan, and douchey fist pumping. Now go get your whore on, boys.
skinny jeans! and seconded 3:19- clothes that fit well and don't look like they've been sitting crumpled on your floor for weeks go a long, long way. Anything that makes it look like you actually give a shit.
dude, every guy wants it now...every girl knows this. advertising wont help.
black socks pulled up to your knees
a speedo? but only if your hot and have a nice package ;)
it's not like we're ever not up for it so i would just say being dressed says "fuck me now."
2:36 i loveeee it...except cargo shorts aren't too bad in the summertime (as long as you don't consider it "dressing up")
I totaaaalllly agree 1:36am... That sounds fantastic
definitely a jockstrap
AXE is awesome! Wtf?
no girl actually wants to see balls. but all guys wanna see boobies!
4:02 is my favorite person ever.
Umm...pretty much everything I own says fuck me now. Well, actually, to be more accurate - I don't own anything that says "no thank you"
a pair of jeans that makes their butt look great and a dark grey tshirt. and they must smell delicious.
Ya, I figure if a man is breathing it's implied that he willing to "fuck me now."
really well kept hair. Girls love to imagine running their fingers through it
Axe body spray, duh.
4:02 is a btard :P
smell good. Nice Jeans or a suit.
12:18 is definitely a chauvinistic asshole who's stuck in a dead-end marriage. Trust me, most girls don't think like that, douche.
Axe is ok to spray your naked body with and then put on some clothes and then use some big boy cologne on top of the clothes, and don't over do the axe just a quick spray on the chest abs, and maybe even groin area, but not so bad there that I have to taste it when I do go down on you. it's not meant to baste your weiner
haha oh man you know women i just happen to be ironing my "do me now" shirt right now
3:27 nice shoes, and good dental hygine. Girls notice both of those.
to june 16, 12:18am - you know what you're talking about. this guy at work was flirting w/ me for a couple days. i thought he was average looking & he asked me out. i was like, ok, but not overly excited. then he told me he was married & is it still ok with me. i was like, OMG that makes this situation way hotter!!! I jumped on that right away instead of being wish-washy.
EMO PANTS & a hard on. hello!
Jeans boots a half unbuttoned shirt and a cowboy hat:) oh! And you must smell like sex, chocolate, and dirt.:)
Oh, and SO over fedoras. Fedoras are for douches.
striped, button up collared shirt, don't pop the collar, cargo shorts or pants in kacki, or nice jeans. If you are wearing shorts, ABSOLUTELY NO HIGH SOCKS, nothing is less sexy than socks halfway up the cap, keep them invisable.
hahaha... leather chaps, thats awesome!
im gonna say cowboy boots, oh or a motorcycle
Dress well and smell good and it will make a girl that much hotter for you ;)
3:24 straight up aahaha
The male equivalent of a slutty dress is a wife; it says "I'm definitely up for it, not getting it at home," and nothing attracts sluts like the prospect of knocking another woman off her perch.
What about a gold chain, unzipped fly, and a sign that says "lookin for some good vag" ?
Yeah Pittsurgh- hahahaha. Oh 4:02... that is hysterical!
Guys don't need slutty clothes because everyone already knows the average male is down to fuck.
Smell nice (anything $50/bottle or more - it goes a long way, guys), good oral hygine, clean clothes that fit, intelligence, a little scuff and a little attitude. That's sexy.
3:04- be honest. That hasn't worked since 1995 and you know it.
3:27 and lots of cash.
gentleman. you all want to get laid, there is no need to advertise, but "your slutty dress" is called class. thats what all these ladies are trying to say... well most of you. leather chaps? really? no. unless you're a cowboy... then HELL YES!
jeans that highlight their package perfectly
Being thrash metal gets the babes
I'm taking notes on this. Thanks girls!
ew. boys are allowed to wear axe until they graduate high school. after that it's just trashy.
hahaha pittsburgh. totally agree - being nude works
8:12, you disgust me.
Axe - soap yes... colonge = no
get some class and buy something better. 50 dollars a bottle goes a long way
I think anything we wear says do me now.
also, a little scruff.
Was thinking that yesterday. Girl walked by with her titties hanging out of her shirt. Do guys get to walk around with their balls hanging out or ????
A suit! Seriously hot!!
from a high school bro...polo shirt, polo shorts. expensive cologne...lots of alcohol makes a legit manwhore
Dude. It's obviously fucking VESTS.
Silver rings on index fingers are a nice touch, too.
Guys are always down to get down. Attire has nothing to do with it
9:19 or I borrowed my sister's pants, i hope you dont mind.
and 4:02 if only rightttt!?!?
june 17 8:22 hahaha love that. snl is amazingggg
"step 1, cut a hole in the box. step 2: put your dick in the box. step 3: have her open the box"