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  • Wear clothes that fit you well (no big, baggy t-shirts or pants), don't sag your pants unless you want to look like you're in 9th grade again, and keep good hygiene. That's all it takes boys. A little naughty smile can go a long way too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:19am
  • Those silky basketball shorts and no shirt, and some muscle definition. A good clean not overpowering cologne (NOT axe) and some tasteful sex jokes that make a girl think "yeah that would be fun"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:01am
  • i thought wearing axe was no longer socially acceptable once you reached high school...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Ed Hardy says "I may have syphilis"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:56pm
  • do guys really need to wear anything to express that they wanna get laid? they always want it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:39pm
  • Axe is no good. For all the boys taking notes, do not wear Axe. Smells like highschool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:28am
  • Who the he'll still wears axe? Fellas get some Jean Paul Gaultier or D

    Submitted by Mena on Jun 10, 10 at 11:59am
  • Male equivalent of a slutty dress: Obviously a dick in a box.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Axe body spray says "I don't have the money to take you out" Wear big boy deodorant and a nice cologne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 7:12 AMEN . i was just gonna say get some axe or tag . or BOD. mmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:02pm
  • no one has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:36am
  • wear short shorts, and a muscle shirt, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:09am
  • a suit made out of $100 bills?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:24pm
  • don't dudes have tshirts that actually say things like "fuck me now"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:34pm
  • 4:04 being nude says it, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I think a man that ejaculates chocolate and money is probably the perfect man. But that's just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:02pm
  • i have a shirt with "FREE HUGS" on the front and "CHAMPION SLUT HUGGER" on the back just throwin' it out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:54am
  • Agree with 3:56.. ed hardy pretty much says "spoiled rich douche" Just clean up nice, put on some cologne. Girls appreciate that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Good jeans and smell amazinggg (: looking a tiny bit dirty us sometimes hot too (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 1:31pm
  • smell and looks are equal in my books. except that chocolate axe cause if i smell that i'll imagine the creepy chocolate dude and start to cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:10pm
  • With men I generally find the sluttiness is implied. Like calling Ice Hockey just Hockey. The Ice is implied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Apparently a pair of docs, black jeans, plain black tee, leather trenchcoat, goatee, long hair, bathing daily, and not being so desperate i put pussy on a pedestal seems to have served me well enough to get offers when I'm not looking for lapcat. Your results may vary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:04am
  • douche is the response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:18am
  • balls out jeans, check youtube video JTzkC2g4Xas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:01pm
  • a pair of jeans that makes their butt look great and a dark grey tshirt. and they must smell delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:36am
  • A sexual smile and one of those sleezy head to toe look downs. Or join the cast of Jersey Shore. Nothing says man slut like obnoxious hair gel, a fake tan, and douchey fist pumping. Now go get your whore on, boys.

    Submitted by gdg88 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:33am
  • it's not like we're ever not up for it so i would just say being dressed says "fuck me now."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:04pm
  • a speedo? but only if your hot and have a nice package ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:18pm
  • really well kept hair. Girls love to imagine running their fingers through it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I totaaaalllly agree 1:36am... That sounds fantastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:58pm
  • 923...cargo shorts?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:51am
  • skinny jeans! and seconded 3:19- clothes that fit well and don't look like they've been sitting crumpled on your floor for weeks go a long, long way. Anything that makes it look like you actually give a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:53am
  • 2:36 i loveeee it...except cargo shorts aren't too bad in the summertime (as long as you don't consider it "dressing up")

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:07am
  • Axe body spray, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Jeans boots a half unbuttoned shirt and a cowboy hat:) oh! And you must smell like sex, chocolate, and dirt.:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:44pm
  • definitely a jockstrap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 4:02 is my favorite person ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:44pm
  • black socks pulled up to your knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:02pm
  • haha oh man you know women i just happen to be ironing my "do me now" shirt right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:22am
  • Oh, and SO over fedoras. Fedoras are for douches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:23pm
  • 12:18 is definitely a chauvinistic asshole who's stuck in a dead-end marriage. Trust me, most girls don't think like that, douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:33am
  • EMO PANTS & a hard on. hello!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:59pm
  • smell good. Nice Jeans or a suit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:56pm
  • dude, every guy wants it now...every girl knows this. advertising wont help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:45am
  • Umm...pretty much everything I own says fuck me now. Well, actually, to be more accurate - I don't own anything that says "no thank you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 4:02 is a btard :P 4chan ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:58am
  • AXE is awesome! Wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:23am
  • 3:24 straight up aahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 3:04- be honest. That hasn't worked since 1995 and you know it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:26am
  • gentleman. you all want to get laid, there is no need to advertise, but "your slutty dress" is called class. thats what all these ladies are trying to say... well most of you. leather chaps? really? no. unless you're a cowboy... then HELL YES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:22pm
  • hahaha... leather chaps, thats awesome! im gonna say cowboy boots, oh or a motorcycle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:59pm
  • The male equivalent of a slutty dress is a wife; it says "I'm definitely up for it, not getting it at home," and nothing attracts sluts like the prospect of knocking another woman off her perch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:18am
  • 3:24- no girl actually wants to see balls. but all guys wanna see boobies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:16pm
  • jeans that highlight their package perfectly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:20pm
  • I think anything we wear says do me now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:12pm
  • 3:27 nice shoes, and good dental hygine. Girls notice both of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:59pm
  • What about a gold chain, unzipped fly, and a sign that says "lookin for some good vag" ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:18pm
  • ew. boys are allowed to wear axe until they graduate high school. after that it's just trashy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Axe is ok to spray your naked body with and then put on some clothes and then use some big boy cologne on top of the clothes, and don't over do the axe just a quick spray on the chest abs, and maybe even groin area, but not so bad there that I have to taste it when I do go down on you. it's not meant to baste your weiner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:16am
  • Dress well and smell good and it will make a girl that much hotter for you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Smell nice (anything $50/bottle or more - it goes a long way, guys), good oral hygine, clean clothes that fit, intelligence, a little scuff and a little attitude. That's sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:22pm
  • to june 16, 12:18am - you know what you're talking about. this guy at work was flirting w/ me for a couple days. i thought he was average looking & he asked me out. i was like, ok, but not overly excited. then he told me he was married & is it still ok with me. i was like, OMG that makes this situation way hotter!!! I jumped on that right away instead of being wish-washy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:12am
  • Being thrash metal gets the babes

    Submitted by Sectumsempra on Nov 20, 11 at 12:04pm
  • Ralph Lauren

    Submitted by pmplly on Apr 22, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Ya, I figure if a man is breathing it's implied that he willing to "fuck me now."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Yeah Pittsurgh- hahahaha. Oh 4:02... that is hysterical!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:39pm
  • hahaha pittsburgh. totally agree - being nude works

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Guys don't need slutty clothes because everyone already knows the average male is down to fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:06am
  • 8:12, you disgust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:57am
  • 3:27 and lots of cash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:35pm
  • also, a little scruff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:37am
  • I'm taking notes on this. Thanks girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:25am
  • A suit! Seriously hot!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:48pm
  • striped, button up collared shirt, don't pop the collar, cargo shorts or pants in kacki, or nice jeans. If you are wearing shorts, ABSOLUTELY NO HIGH SOCKS, nothing is less sexy than socks halfway up the cap, keep them invisable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:23pm
  • from a high school bro...polo shirt, polo shorts. expensive cologne...lots of alcohol makes a legit manwhore

    Submitted by NattyNation on Mar 15, 11 at 11:47pm
  • Axe - soap yes... colonge = no get some class and buy something better. 50 dollars a bottle goes a long way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:50am
  • Guys are always down to get down. Attire has nothing to do with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Dude. It's obviously fucking VESTS. Silver rings on index fingers are a nice touch, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:46am
  • 3:26 :) and 4:02 if only rightttt!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:30pm
  • 9:19 or I borrowed my sister's pants, i hope you dont mind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:36am
  • Was thinking that yesterday. Girl walked by with her titties hanging out of her shirt. Do guys get to walk around with their balls hanging out or ????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:24pm
  • june 17 8:22 hahaha love that. snl is amazingggg "step 1, cut a hole in the box. step 2: put your dick in the box. step 3: have her open the box"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:22am