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  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 6:31pm

    Appropriate time? Fuck her while youre playing if you have to. Bros before hoes.

    • Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:19pm

      super mario bros before hoes*

      • Submitted by Liand on Feb 1, 10 at 9:10pm

        Haha, very nice!

  • Submitted by Jig813 on Jan 31, 10 at 6:57pm

    "sorry but my princess is in another castle"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:28pm

    shit.. coming from a girls perspective don't wait at all just go for it and offer her a controller. then fuck her again

    • Submitted by dustinyo on Feb 7, 10 at 4:31pm

      What size ring do you wear?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:20pm

    You don't need to wait. Mario is appropiate all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:47pm

    LMAO 6:31.. clever. ;)

  • Submitted by undercoverguido on Jan 31, 10 at 6:27pm

    That's the shit. Totally wanted to play COD right after sex the other night and wasn't sure if it'd be appropriate. Next time I'm going for it, thanks to you my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:07pm

    Hahaha nice I fit the standard time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:05pm

    In soviet Russia sex waits for Mario cart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:46am

    "Bros." before hoes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:54pm

    Hahah go Southampton PA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:50pm

    Shit I'd do 12 mins just to be polite, go cuddle or somethin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:35pm

    Uhh defintley at the same time. Totally hot and this is coming from a girl haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:22pm

    I let him fuck me while I was on level 4!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:25pm

    Shits

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:49am

    215 keepin it classy. I probably know these people..

  • Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 31, 10 at 11:07pm

    I play whoever makes it to the final level first doesn't have to go down first.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:11pm

    6:27* soooo not the same thing

    • Submitted by NotTelling on Jan 31, 10 at 8:11pm

      Bull. because we girls like to play FPS's too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:10pm

    Hahahahahahahhahaaha that is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:04pm

    Our foreplay is playing Mario !!!

  • Submitted by Floatout2sea on Feb 26, 10 at 3:10am

    As a woman I can say that as long as you hand over a controller and I can be Luigi, there is no reason to wait six minutes. Roll off me, hand me a controller, and it's on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:17am

    True that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:10pm

    6:26 sooo not the same thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:14pm

    No it's 10 minutes tops! Duh...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:05am

    Philly bra. Hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:58pm

    Do it at the same time.bro

  • Submitted by MFrenkie on Jan 31, 10 at 6:54pm

    Haha awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:43am

    fuck waiting, just play

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:38pm

    Blah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:07pm

    The communist china guy should stop trying to copy the soviet Russia guy not nearly as cool!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:49pm

    This is excellent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:44am

    This text would be infinitly better if it said Mario kart instead of super Mario brothers. Just sayin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:10pm

    3 days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:16am

    This has actually happened with me and my bf.. Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:25pm

    Tits

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:28pm

    Accurate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:43pm

    215<3niiiqqqqqqaaaa!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:04am

    No such thing as waiting time. Finish, hop off me, and let's play. I'm a girl and I love Mario.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:47pm

    In Communist China Mario brothers doesn't wait to have sex with you!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:49pm

    Yay 215!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:45pm

    Girl i was with gave me head and watched me play AT THE SAMETIme

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:22am

    Sex has got to be wwwaaaayyyyyy better than mario

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:15pm

    I agree with 6:20, I would play mario 30 seconds after sex with a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:24pm

    A quick Thanks and kiss and off ya go

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:36am

    Haha 12:46

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:28am

    615

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:03pm

    Good to know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:14pm

    I go with 5 min

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:55pm

    Same thing wit call of duty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:48pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:52am

    I've played super Mario bros while having sex...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:46pm

    Just don't pause sex to play!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:19pm

    9:04. Marry me? Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:21pm

    How about 16 years?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:25pm

    Poop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:49am

    2 hours

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:24pm

    Story of my life. Normally sex just kinda happens s after we get frustrated :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:05pm

    HAHA OH GOD I CAN TOTTALLLYYY RELATE HAHAHAHAHA THATS SOOO FUNNY OMG HAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:05pm

    Thats me and my girl! Yea!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:10pm

    Negative 3

  • Submitted by ShaolinDolemite on Feb 1, 10 at 6:29pm

    This is only made more awesome by the fact that it is text #13337.