He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Considering that every third guy has a BMW now a days... Your vagina must be as big as the trunk of a Buick.
shallow whore code you mean?
Yep. Says right here, rule 26: Girls always stick douchebags in their vaginas.
At least go for a Maserati or something
# 27 He drives a Harley, gotta give him a bj\n# 28 He drives a truck, gotta give him a handy\n# 29 He drives an ice cream truck, gotta punch him in the throat
now THAT is what i call advertising.
You mean "whorecode", right?
So getting BMW.
Um fucktards. BMWs are often called Bimmers. Look up the BMW magazine
You may laugh, but this actually works...
ugh, my stepdad had a hog then he got rid of it and got a Bmw, sell out.
I ride a Harley. Call me
So if I drove a corvette....
I knew it!
Guess who drives a BMW....this guy
What the hell is a bimmer?
a BMW. the ultimate driving machine.
That's why I love my Bimmer
The fact that you call it a "Bimmer" clearly indicates that you, in fact, do not own a Beamer. Nice try though, we are all impressed by your sweet car.
Actually, Bimmer is the correct term. Ask someone who works for BMW, ignorant douche.