He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Considering that every third guy has a BMW now a days... Your vagina must be as big as the trunk of a Buick.
shallow whore code you mean?
Yep. Says right here, rule 26: Girls always stick douchebags in their vaginas.
At least go for a Maserati or something
# 27 He drives a Harley, gotta give him a bj\n# 28 He drives a truck, gotta give him a handy\n# 29 He drives an ice cream truck, gotta punch him in the throat
now THAT is what i call advertising.
You mean "whorecode", right?
So getting BMW.
You may laugh, but this actually works...
Um fucktards. BMWs are often called Bimmers. Look up the BMW magazine
I ride a Harley. Call me
ugh, my stepdad had a hog then he got rid of it and got a Bmw, sell out.
I knew it!
So if I drove a corvette....
Guess who drives a BMW....this guy
What the hell is a bimmer?
a BMW. the ultimate driving machine.
That's why I love my Bimmer
The fact that you call it a "Bimmer" clearly indicates that you, in fact, do not own a Beamer. Nice try though, we are all impressed by your sweet car.
Actually, Bimmer is the correct term. Ask someone who works for BMW, ignorant douche.