i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Best squirrel since the one from Ice Age
I wonder what a fucking alcoholic squirrel looks like. Suppose he's a bit of a blur.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
iiwoke up wiit a 40 under mahh couch 2twelve pack in mahh bathroom an a six pack in the basement...undercover drinker
@redevil actually twelve pack is correct because a "dozen pack" just sounds retarded.\n\nBack to the text, ha! that's just great new fav :)
i did this once when I was under age and the cops came. Just remember the the 18 pack int the dryer before you turn it on....What a mess that was.
Lol, that's so me.
The life of an underage dorm student. :p When room checks come around try the trunk of your car.
Wisconsin mentality for ya
DOZEN not "12 pack"... child.
This is the first one I laughed out loud to...think that says something?
Squirels gotta survive the winter man, but if you forget where you hid the beer it won't grow into big pretty beer trees...
Wow, ur awesome!!!
My new hero.
I always like pretzels with my beer.
Even I know it's a twelve pack. Just laugh and get the stick out your butt. Geeshhh stupid old people.
Even a blind alcoholic squirrel can occasionally find a 6 pack
Story of my life!!!
Lol my sister does that with her weed, but forgets about it XD.
Pretzels = Firsty
Omg finally a text that made me laugh (:
search your grandma's drawer, you might just get 3 pack in there
12 pack not dozen pack retards
Or your a fucking alcholic who probably wastes all his money on booze...