i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Best squirrel since the one from Ice Age
I wonder what a fucking alcoholic squirrel looks like. Suppose he's a bit of a blur.
i did this once when I was under age and the cops came. Just remember the the 18 pack int the dryer before you turn it on....What a mess that was.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
Lol, that's so me.
iiwoke up wiit a 40 under mahh couch 2twelve pack in mahh bathroom an a six pack in the basement...undercover drinker
@redevil actually twelve pack is correct because a "dozen pack" just sounds retarded.\n\nBack to the text, ha! that's just great new fav :)
Squirels gotta survive the winter man, but if you forget where you hid the beer it won't grow into big pretty beer trees...
The life of an underage dorm student. :p When room checks come around try the trunk of your car.
DOZEN not "12 pack"... child.
Wisconsin mentality for ya
Wow, ur awesome!!!
Even I know it's a twelve pack. Just laugh and get the stick out your butt. Geeshhh stupid old people.
My new hero.
Even a blind alcoholic squirrel can occasionally find a 6 pack
Story of my life!!!
I always like pretzels with my beer.
This is the first one I laughed out loud to...think that says something?
Lol my sister does that with her weed, but forgets about it XD.
Pretzels = Firsty
Omg finally a text that made me laugh (:
12 pack not dozen pack retards
Or your a fucking alcholic who probably wastes all his money on booze...
search your grandma's drawer, you might just get 3 pack in there