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  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 23, 10 at 11:23am

    Best squirrel since the one from Ice Age

  • Submitted by amonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:16am

    I wonder what a fucking alcoholic squirrel looks like. Suppose he's a bit of a blur.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:24pm


  • Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 23, 10 at 12:08pm

    i did this once when I was under age and the cops came. Just remember the the 18 pack int the dryer before you turn it on....What a mess that was.

  • Submitted by bamisoep on Jul 25, 10 at 5:24am

    Lol, that's so me.

  • Submitted by fierceness on Aug 18, 10 at 1:44am

    I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

  • Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 23, 10 at 11:40pm

    iiwoke up wiit a 40 under mahh couch 2twelve pack in mahh bathroom an a six pack in the basement...undercover drinker

  • Submitted by Doomeded on Jul 23, 10 at 3:33pm

    @redevil actually twelve pack is correct because a "dozen pack" just sounds retarded.\n\nBack to the text, ha! that's just great new fav :)

  • Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:36am

    Squirels gotta survive the winter man, but if you forget where you hid the beer it won't grow into big pretty beer trees...

  • Submitted by ilovecupcakes on Jul 28, 10 at 5:24pm

    The life of an underage dorm student. :p When room checks come around try the trunk of your car.

  • Submitted by daveeeyravey on Jul 24, 10 at 7:54pm

    Wisconsin mentality for ya

  • Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:25am

    Wow, ur awesome!!!

  • Submitted by redevilmuahah on Jul 23, 10 at 1:39pm

    DOZEN not "12 pack"... child.

  • Submitted by thresanapp4tht on Jul 24, 10 at 10:26pm

    My new hero.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 8:38pm

    Even I know it's a twelve pack. Just laugh and get the stick out your butt. Geeshhh stupid old people.

  • Submitted by Clay180 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:55am

    Even a blind alcoholic squirrel can occasionally find a 6 pack

  • Submitted by sav21 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:58am

    Story of my life!!!

  • Submitted by Clamspank3r on Jul 25, 10 at 8:05pm

    This is the first one I laughed out loud to...think that says something?

  • Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 24, 10 at 1:00am

    I always like pretzels with my beer.

  • Submitted by venomstick on Jul 23, 10 at 10:32am

    Lol my sister does that with her weed, but forgets about it XD.

  • Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Jul 24, 10 at 2:03am

    Omg finally a text that made me laugh (:

  • Submitted by FreddyO76 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:07am

    Pretzels = Firsty

  • Submitted by muse_ic on Jul 23, 10 at 10:41pm

    12 pack not dozen pack retards

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 23, 10 at 1:13pm

    Or your a fucking alcholic who probably wastes all his money on booze...

  • Submitted by canonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:44am

    search your grandma's drawer, you might just get 3 pack in there

  • Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 19, 10 at 11:24pm

    standing ovation