It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Who's texting this? I'd have picked my head up and said "you- in the shower now!"
So you were gonna get laid and you didn't have the decency to shower first? That's pretty gross.
This is a poor mans French shower or a rich mans Puerto Rican shower
Sometimes, sex just can't wait.
A.k.a. Ghetto Shower.
Don't use Febreze, that's what Axe body spray is for. Or so my nose informs me after numerous sojourns on the MBTA's Red Line.
Ha ha ha! omg...I quit Umass because I hate the T...Clearly the thumbs-downers have NO idea...
annnnnnnddddd clearly my phone didn't want me to reply to GetOffMyLawn...
Sometimes you just have to do the dirty...
Damn , greasy as hell .