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  • 84 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58pm

    I'm agreeing with all the other people who are annoyed with the "you/he/she did this". I doubt these are actual texts. They're probably just someone who wants to tell someone about what happened last night and thought this was the best medium for that. We need to get a seperate site just for these.

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:24am

    me and my friend was so high once, we ordered 12 double cheeseburgers from mcdicks and pulled over and ate them.. may have thrown a few at seagles hahahah

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:44am

    HAHAHA funniest shit ever

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:04pm

    8:51 youre retarded. He's obvously got effing baked and has the munchies

  • 85 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:50am

    10:58: I couldn't agree with you more

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:44pm

    Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:58pm

    I fucked Jeff's mom. - Heff

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:47pm

    hahahahaha thats hysterical

  • 64 67
    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 27, 10 at 12:16am

    Move five area codes down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:00pm

    A mcdonalds by my college did a 5 cheeseburger, medium cup of fries and large drink meal that they called the sack meal. - as far as the you wanted, you asked, you said texts.... So fake and over used

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:30pm

    I have no life -Joker

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:00pm

    And where's the liter-o-cola too?!?!?!

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:18pm

    they have those at tom's drive in in WI and they are damn good

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:21pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because a 'bag' isn't a real standard measurement so it would be ridiculous for McDonalds to offer that as an item! -Jeff

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:48pm

    Talk about getting a heart attack....

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:51pm

    Op I bet you're black. Or fat. Or both.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:24pm

    I just ate a satchel on burgers aswell. -opie

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:24am

    whitecastle for the win...be jealous of my sack of bacon jalapeno doubles!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:51pm

    Best idea ever!!!!! Epic

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:32am

    I totally know what Mcdonald's this happened at. I was working that night and took the order. Haha.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:47am

    I doubt that's fake my friend did the same thing except with chicken nuggets and fries

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:22am

    Western Washington FTW...man i love the stoners in this state!

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:39pm

    its an option at braums!!!! if you have one

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:09pm

    quit bitching about how 'every text is another text explaining what someone sadly does not remember from the night before'. thats what the site is about. 'texts from last night'. durh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:35pm

    4:22(2) Why so serious?!?!

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:20am

    You wanna know how I got these cigars? -The Penguin

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:22pm

    Should really add that!!!

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:44pm

    4:22 (2) can you explain what a bastarf is?

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:46pm

    BAHAHAHAHHGGAGAGAGHAGAGGAHAHAHHAHAA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:27pm

    Stoner snacks would be more appropriate.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:11pm

    Hysterical. Jeff... I love you, man!

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:29am

    A bag of pretzels is always an option.

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:20pm

    Ha good ok Everett eh?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:29pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker