8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Heeey... Ms Lohan aren't you on probation? Tisk tisk.
Your sober brilliance makes up for your drunken foolishness. Good for you.
$8 not the other way around
Just superhero it. That way when you're drunk enough, you take the first pair off and BOOM! pants, an unbeatable force when drunk enough.
I swear to you, I have to know this person, there's not many places down here where there's $8 liquor pitchers.