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  • I agree. Give him a good 'thanks for playing' fuck. I'm sure it'll pep him up some.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 23, 11 at 3:19pm
  • You have the biggest most gracious heart of any whore I ever met...

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Jul 23, 11 at 10:03pm
  • That will only encourage his failing attempts.

    Submitted by notclevernow on Jul 23, 11 at 2:40pm
  • If you fuck him it’s a win for him, not a good try

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 23, 11 at 3:49pm
  • Twenty bucks says Iheartpolarbears is a premature ejaculator

    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Jul 24, 11 at 12:22am
  • see, that's what's wrong withi\n America today. When i was a kid if you sucked at something you were told to try harder. There was no nice try here's a trophy so you don't get but hurt.

    Submitted by destructo on Jul 24, 11 at 1:15am
  • Nothing like a pitty fuck lol

    Submitted by stina1126 on Dec 19, 11 at 10:53pm
  • Last place trophies really piss me off. Three teams get trophies, the place they came in is engraved on that bitch and everyone else better go practice

    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 24, 11 at 2:34am
  • E for effort

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 24, 11 at 2:08am
  • Shes fat.

    Submitted by mattc3 on Jul 23, 11 at 2:37pm
  • OP is a guy

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 23, 11 at 11:23pm
  • Happened to me too... But when i told him to sit up(in a car) he shot me in the eye...

    Submitted by mort on Jul 23, 11 at 11:35pm
  • I wonder if there's a record for the longest time tht people have had sex. Hmm I can go for at least 4 hrs. Anyone beat tht? And I said AT LEAST.

    Submitted by iheartpolarbears on Jul 23, 11 at 4:44pm
    • well there was that 2 day tantric session with your mother

      Submitted by docsticks on Jul 24, 11 at 10:03am
    • I bet you go for at most 4 inches. I said AT MOST 4 inches.

      Submitted by Babypunching on Jul 25, 11 at 1:03am