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  • 97 52
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 23, 11 at 3:19pm

    I agree. Give him a good 'thanks for playing' fuck. I'm sure it'll pep him up some.

  • 86 68
    Submitted by cuissadepact on Jul 23, 11 at 10:03pm

    You have the biggest most gracious heart of any whore I ever met...

  • 75 59
    Submitted by notclevernow on Jul 23, 11 at 2:40pm

    That will only encourage his failing attempts.

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 23, 11 at 3:49pm

    If you fuck him it’s a win for him, not a good try

  • 61 57
    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Jul 24, 11 at 12:22am

    Twenty bucks says Iheartpolarbears is a premature ejaculator

  • 58 56
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 24, 11 at 1:15am

    see, that's what's wrong withi\n America today. When i was a kid if you sucked at something you were told to try harder. There was no nice try here's a trophy so you don't get but hurt.

  • 47 38
    Submitted by stina1126 on Dec 19, 11 at 10:53pm

    Nothing like a pitty fuck lol

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 24, 11 at 2:34am

    Last place trophies really piss me off. Three teams get trophies, the place they came in is engraved on that bitch and everyone else better go practice

  • 56 62
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 24, 11 at 2:08am

    E for effort

  • 58 70
    Submitted by mattc3 on Jul 23, 11 at 2:37pm

    Shes fat.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 23, 11 at 11:23pm

    OP is a guy

  • 52 72
    Submitted by mort on Jul 23, 11 at 11:35pm

    Happened to me too... But when i told him to sit up(in a car) he shot me in the eye...

  • 48 98
    Submitted by iheartpolarbears on Jul 23, 11 at 4:44pm

    I wonder if there's a record for the longest time tht people have had sex. Hmm I can go for at least 4 hrs. Anyone beat tht? And I said AT LEAST.

    • 49 59
      Submitted by docsticks on Jul 24, 11 at 10:03am

      well there was that 2 day tantric session with your mother

    • 41 60
      Submitted by Babypunching on Jul 25, 11 at 1:03am

      I bet you go for at most 4 inches. I said AT MOST 4 inches.