I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I agree. Give him a good 'thanks for playing' fuck. I'm sure it'll pep him up some.
You have the biggest most gracious heart of any whore I ever met...
That will only encourage his failing attempts.
If you fuck him it’s a win for him, not a good try
Twenty bucks says Iheartpolarbears is a premature ejaculator
see, that's what's wrong withi\n America today. When i was a kid if you sucked at something you were told to try harder. There was no nice try here's a trophy so you don't get but hurt.
Nothing like a pitty fuck lol
Last place trophies really piss me off. Three teams get trophies, the place they came in is engraved on that bitch and everyone else better go practice
E for effort
OP is a guy
Happened to me too... But when i told him to sit up(in a car) he shot me in the eye...
I wonder if there's a record for the longest time tht people have had sex. Hmm I can go for at least 4 hrs. Anyone beat tht? And I said AT LEAST.
well there was that 2 day tantric session with your mother
I bet you go for at most 4 inches. I said AT MOST 4 inches.