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  • Dude your a douche if your gonna cheat get out of the relationship you don't want to be with her so why waste both of your guys time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:06am
  • It's assholes like you that give broads a reason not to trust us. Thanks for continuing to fuck it up for the rest of us.

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 19, 10 at 9:42am
  • People like you learn the hard way that karma is a BITCH. Don't worry, you'll get what's coming to you.

    Submitted by Statsmatic on Feb 19, 10 at 9:22am
  • Hope your girlfriend doesn't happen to read TFLN.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Wow. You are a douche, OP. What do you think is going to happen when Comcast doesn't show up at your girlfriend's place? Cheaters never prosper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:40am
  • ASSHOLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:14am
  • The gf has to be dumb to fall for that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:06am
  • I'm a female and I found this hilarious ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:42am
    • i guess you would probs cheat as well?? your just as bad as the arsehole that first started this. go to hell

      Submitted by k4t on Feb 20, 10 at 2:31am
    • so did I and I'm a girl

      Submitted by southern on Feb 23, 10 at 1:39am
  • hahahaha i sincerely hope the person that sent this was also the person stupid enough to submit this. i also hope his girlfriend reads tfln

    Submitted by NoTits on Feb 19, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:28am
  • thats terrible, you pos.

    Submitted by missrussia on Feb 19, 10 at 12:17pm
  • People don't cheat, 9:47. Some of us are actually capable of a committed, adult relationship.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:50am
  • That's why I hate guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:17am
  • Cheating bastard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:10pm
  • I love smart girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:36pm
  • wow calm down everyone it's probably fake anyway... and mad people here are acting like girls never cheat on their boyfreinds

    Submitted by This_Nigga on Feb 19, 10 at 10:18am
    • Actually, it surprises me how often and with how many girls cheat with.. not that guys are any better. So can we chill?

      Submitted by Master on Feb 21, 10 at 4:37am
  • Cheating douche...die in a fire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:32pm
  • Cheating is ok if the girls don't know each other. Cheating is amazing when they're friends. You get bonus points if they related. Dumb butches have it coming anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Damn cheating jackasses giving guys a bad name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:16pm
  • Maybe he lives in an apartment where it would be normal not to see the van.. And 9:42 are you serious? Did you just call girls broads? Who the hell even says that? Are you from jersey or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:09am
    • Why were women called broads anyway? Because of their hips??

      Submitted by Master on Feb 21, 10 at 4:38am
  • I wonder how many people in 2010 are going to hear, "But honey, s/he was a federal census taker! I had to let him/her in, it's the LAW!"

    Submitted by hmmmm on Feb 19, 10 at 6:09pm
  • I'm good and you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:09pm
  • Disgusting walking STD asswipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:53am
  • In not a supporter of cheating in any way shape or form...but I have to give this kid credit at least he isn't going for the dumb skank..he's at least cheating with class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:10am
  • Dang!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Yeaaaaaa CT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:55am
  • what if you accidentally kissed the Comcast girl goodbye..LOL!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 19, 10 at 9:09am
  • hahahah yeah im a girl and i think this is funny as shit, I give you props

    Submitted by comeonhoward on Jul 22, 10 at 9:27pm
  • Broads.... Lol. Way to fist pump your way in Jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:45pm
  • In soviet Russia people know how to spell retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:37am
  • Thats fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:56am
  • Lol, I agree with 11:09. 9:42 maybe the fact that you refer to women as broads is blowing it for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:46am
  • In soviet russia comcast sends girl to hook up with u then if girlfriend come she joins in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:05am
  • I don't understand why people bitch about being alone when shit like this is the reason... Fuck you guy just breakup with the poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:43pm
  • im a chick and this is fucking hilarious\nall these people are just trying to preach and its retarded \nnotice your votes on "good night" are way higher..its just cause everyone else thinks so too

    Submitted by 18inebraska on Feb 19, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Ur a disgusting pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:30am
  • Unless your hookup was wearing a comcast uniform, I'd say your GF was on to you. Busted.

    Submitted by Anon106106 on Feb 19, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Props bro props

    Submitted by mitch_McConnal on Jun 18, 10 at 3:00pm
  • In soviet Russia guys hate you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:19am
  • You have to admit it was pretty clever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:56am
  • Did you get free cable too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:43am
  • Not funny buddy

    Submitted by lemajorcreep69 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:07am
  • I dislike you and everything you stand for...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:22pm
  • She's gonna wonder why the " comcast" worker didn't show up. Lame. Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:54pm
  • Ownnage!

    Submitted by DublStufOreo on Apr 7, 10 at 8:53am
  • Ppl just don't get it. Getting some strange is only half the fun. The hunt and keeping it going as long as you possibly can is the other half. That chic is amazing, and knows the fame. The rest of you bitches take notes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:43pm
    • Virgin.\nResponsible people have open relationships and don't need to lie. Sissies with fragile egos cheat. Man the fuck up.

      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 19, 10 at 9:05pm
  • That's hilarious, talk about thinkking on ur feet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:21am
  • 9:40

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:51pm
  • 3:37 I know right. Thinking the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:53pm
  • The things guys will go through to get a little new poontang...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Reminds me of the Italian job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:17am
  • :)

    Submitted by rose21 on Feb 20, 10 at 4:36am
  • This guy sure sounds like a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:13pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:57am
  • I'm a girl and I think the term "broads" is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:13pm
  • ASSHOLE . I hope your girlfriend finds someone hotter than you :)

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 11:28am
  • This would be from Watertown CT. Were not the #1 state in education for nothing!! Im loving this<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:17am
  • Waaah waaah... ppl cheat. It's part of life. Stop bitching and get over it. This shits funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:47am
    • Shitty people cheat. Decent people negotiate various degrees of openness. Man up.

      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 20, 10 at 7:47am
  • I hope the original text was from a girl...cuz I love how everyone is just assuming it was a guy who cheated.

    Submitted by leland307 on Mar 22, 10 at 8:05pm
  • Ass. I hope your hook up had some horrid STD and your gf finds out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:54pm
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA EVERONE IS RETARTED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:28am
    • You appear to be retarded worst.. there is NO Soviet Russia; It is Russian Federation

      Submitted by Master on Feb 21, 10 at 4:39am
  • I'm a chick and I found this hilarious! lol\nPeople, we're not on this site to post about moral values... at least 99% of the time <-if that makes you feel better...\nJust enjoy the hilarity of it and move on with your life!\nlol...\n1

    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Mar 21, 10 at 1:45am
  • 6:09 you win. So hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Haha, as bad as what it was, i actually found this to be quite smart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:09pm
  • how stupid is your GF? Everyone knows comvast likes to park their big ass vans right in the driveway. It would be easy to tell this chick wasnt comvast. This is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:27am
  • 10:18.. True story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by Flipboi69 on Jul 25, 10 at 9:09pm
  • I just voted a thumbs up ten times. Muahahahahaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:13am
  • I'm a girl and hahahahahaha

    Submitted by yayalala on Oct 6, 10 at 1:14am
  • you should lock that down, she sounds great

    Submitted by poopoo on Feb 22, 10 at 4:31am
  • Epic

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 29, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Have you ever been cheated on?\nNot funny.

    Submitted by kaylathespaceman on Feb 21, 10 at 11:18pm
  • f*ck haters. lol good hook up bro!

    Submitted by tnasty24 on Apr 20, 12 at 7:24pm