she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I love this girl. She sounds amazing.
2:52 is obviously male. or so macho no guy would fuck her. :3
"i'll roshambo you for your blackberry" oh wait....now YOU have black berries....hahahaha
2:45, I hope a girl throws a punch to your balls that make you sterile.
I love that it's not even her Blackberry... smart girl.
i think she wins. now time for her to carve in her high score.
i think this is the first thing ive ever really laughed at
Well, you obviously did something wrong.
Ouchie. Hope you deserved it...
Omfg that's gotta hurt
finally, a funny post
Poor blackberry lmao
I hate all these "and yes, I'm a girl" replies. Who gives a shit either way?
ha! that's hilarious! some guys just have no sense of humor.
What was he expecting?
OP must be a super-douche!!!
haha. someone was pissed lol
Okay, I don't condone hitting women at all. However she is asking for it. I would have called one of my female friends and let her whoop her ass for me, cause that's just... no!
HOLY SHIT! why do you have a black berry
hahaha funniest tfln in awhile.
Well to be fair we don't know what this guy did
If he just told her he was married after 2 months of dating well then he might just deserve a broken blackberry and some swollen testes
I'm just saying
Hahahaha that's great
Hahahahaha GIRL POWER!!!!
hahaha I dated a girl like that once...
i love this girl, whoever she is.
also, poor guy. xD
His chick was probably rihanna
hahahahah whatever this is hilarious. what's up with all the misogyny on this thread? christ.
Let's play smack a bitch
2:52 I love ur response! Ask my gf what happens when u break a whiskey bottle over a mans head!
She used to be pretty, and my hairline used to be perfect along with the side of my face!
Epic. Rofl sex fail.
Well you have to give her points for creativity
i'm a girl and, oh wait. no i'm not, i'm a guy. sorry just thought i was interesting.
lol... love this girl...
Jesus Christ, people. We don't know the circumstances. If the attack was provoked, then no, the guy has no right hitting her back. And for the record, the response to violence is NOT more violence. That's a fucked up notion of gender equality.
Let's play neck breaker! "snap"
haha wow. that's witty!
yeah, but all girls throw like pussies. i'm sure you're fine.
That girl is one of a kind.
Uncool, smack a bitch!
hahahahaha. so funny
Tiger?? Is that you?!
I would like to extend an invitation to this woman for the party in my pants.
First tfln I laughed at
Go 2:52! I'm a girl too and I agree. Any chick that hits a guy where the sun don't shine needs some sort of punishment. Not cool.
u should have said "i've got a better idea...lets play bite the clit!!"
Owwwwch, That would hurt so much.
To which you say lets play Chris Brown.
Best in a while for sure!!
What a fuckin bitch!
And it was your own blackberry. Ouch.
DAMN YOU'S A SEXY BITCH !
Best tfln in a long long time.
Actually Sven, violence begets more violence. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. Man up and find a real solution!
Probably a fake.....cause I would have choked her ass out.
5:51 lives in an ideal world.
From the wording, I would say he was paying more attention to Brickbreaker than to her at a time when he was naked. Sounds like he needed a wake-up call.
Equal rights equal fights
That's not cool. What a cunt
He wouldn't beat her or else he would go to prison...
sounds like my ex...
What happened after you finished beating the sh*t out of her?
It's about fucking time tfln post something that's actually funny.
I was beginning to wonder if this economy was affecting their sense of humor.
not a fake, except the guy submitted it? so he probably wasnt that mad about it.
is it wrong if i would have jumped up and sperman punched her in the face?
Seriously this girl is my new hero
sounds like me xD
I assume the lady prefers iPhone.
4:00- or the guy's friend he sent this to posted it. Duh.
if this isn't fake... ouch and punch. I'm really against hitting women but the natural reflex to someone who does anything near a testical is... punch... or kick if they're on their knees