she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I love this girl. She sounds amazing.
2:52 is obviously male. or so macho no guy would fuck her. :3
"i'll roshambo you for your blackberry" oh wait....now YOU have black berries....hahahaha
I love that it's not even her Blackberry... smart girl.
i think she wins. now time for her to carve in her high score.
2:45, I hope a girl throws a punch to your balls that make you sterile.
i think this is the first thing ive ever really laughed at
Omfg that's gotta hurt
Well, you obviously did something wrong.
Poor blackberry lmao
Ouchie. Hope you deserved it...
finally, a funny post
I hate all these "and yes, I'm a girl" replies. Who gives a shit either way?
ha! that's hilarious! some guys just have no sense of humor.
What was he expecting?
OP must be a super-douche!!!
haha. someone was pissed lol
Okay, I don't condone hitting women at all. However she is asking for it. I would have called one of my female friends and let her whoop her ass for me, cause that's just... no!
Well to be fair we don't know what this guy did
If he just told her he was married after 2 months of dating well then he might just deserve a broken blackberry and some swollen testes
I'm just saying
HOLY SHIT! why do you have a black berry
hahaha funniest tfln in awhile.
Hahahaha that's great
Hahahahaha GIRL POWER!!!!
i love this girl, whoever she is.
also, poor guy. xD
His chick was probably rihanna
hahaha I dated a girl like that once...
2:52 I love ur response! Ask my gf what happens when u break a whiskey bottle over a mans head!
She used to be pretty, and my hairline used to be perfect along with the side of my face!
hahahahah whatever this is hilarious. what's up with all the misogyny on this thread? christ.
Let's play smack a bitch
Epic. Rofl sex fail.
Well you have to give her points for creativity
i'm a girl and, oh wait. no i'm not, i'm a guy. sorry just thought i was interesting.
Jesus Christ, people. We don't know the circumstances. If the attack was provoked, then no, the guy has no right hitting her back. And for the record, the response to violence is NOT more violence. That's a fucked up notion of gender equality.
lol... love this girl...
yeah, but all girls throw like pussies. i'm sure you're fine.
Let's play neck breaker! "snap"
That girl is one of a kind.
haha wow. that's witty!
Uncool, smack a bitch!
First tfln I laughed at
I would like to extend an invitation to this woman for the party in my pants.
hahahahaha. so funny
Go 2:52! I'm a girl too and I agree. Any chick that hits a guy where the sun don't shine needs some sort of punishment. Not cool.
Best in a while for sure!!
Tiger?? Is that you?!
To which you say lets play Chris Brown.
And it was your own blackberry. Ouch.
Owwwwch, That would hurt so much.
u should have said "i've got a better idea...lets play bite the clit!!"
What a fuckin bitch!
DAMN YOU'S A SEXY BITCH !
Best tfln in a long long time.
Actually Sven, violence begets more violence. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. Man up and find a real solution!
Probably a fake.....cause I would have choked her ass out.
From the wording, I would say he was paying more attention to Brickbreaker than to her at a time when he was naked. Sounds like he needed a wake-up call.
5:51 lives in an ideal world.
That's not cool. What a cunt
Equal rights equal fights
He wouldn't beat her or else he would go to prison...
It's about fucking time tfln post something that's actually funny.
I was beginning to wonder if this economy was affecting their sense of humor.
What happened after you finished beating the sh*t out of her?
sounds like my ex...
not a fake, except the guy submitted it? so he probably wasnt that mad about it.
is it wrong if i would have jumped up and sperman punched her in the face?
sounds like me xD
Seriously this girl is my new hero
I assume the lady prefers iPhone.
4:00- or the guy's friend he sent this to posted it. Duh.
if this isn't fake... ouch and punch. I'm really against hitting women but the natural reflex to someone who does anything near a testical is... punch... or kick if they're on their knees