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  • Girls if you're gonna sleep in a guy's bed, touch his penis.. At least a little bit.

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 27, 10 at 3:46pm
    • Don't matter whether you drove 4 min or 4 hours, gals. Touch it, stroke it, lick it suck it, RIDE it! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:44pm
    • Le_Todd nobody cares about your stupid rip-off of notalwaysright.com

      Submitted by dassjennir on Aug 27, 10 at 7:50pm
  • hell do more than touch! get somethin out of it for yourself! pun intended!

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 27, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Rule: If the travel times exceeds an hour, there must be foreplay.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 27, 10 at 6:29pm
    • Better Rule: If the time travel exceeds an hour, skip the foreplay.

      Submitted by IrregularMe on Aug 27, 10 at 10:39pm
      • U never skip foreplay amateur

        Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 28, 10 at 12:55am
        • irregularMe isn't thinking long term, skip the 4play is a one night thing but good foreplay can make up for almost anything... even whiskey dick

          Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Aug 28, 10 at 1:05am
  • Can't you men be sensitive and caring for once and just hold your girl and listen to her feelings and hahaha nah I'm just messing with you. One blow job for every hour driven is the rule.

    Submitted by holly6986 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Damn wasted all that gas for nothing

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 27, 10 at 4:13pm
  • New rule: mandatory 2 minutes of sex for each hour driven

    Submitted by KidAmazing on Aug 27, 10 at 4:26pm
  • Best rule: ANY travel, be it 1 foot or 100 miles, constitutes sex

    Submitted by Thrax on Aug 27, 10 at 11:54pm
  • So what was your mom's excuse?

    Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 27, 10 at 4:20pm
  • At least show me a the imprint, or let the head slip out of your boxers!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Well what about if the guy didn't do anything to get her in the mood? 4 hrs is a long drive

    Submitted by Fantasyfan on Aug 28, 10 at 2:36am
  • Y can't u guys at least talk to a girl without even lookin at a girl thinking about doing her my God

    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 28, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Le_Todd no one cares about ur dumb as site u bag-a-douche twat waffle jizz bag.

    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 28, 10 at 7:43am
  • Honestly, if she's driving four hours to come see your ass, fuck blow jobs, you BETTER go down on her for like 45 minutes.

    Submitted by ashes811 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:28pm
  • An honest woman!!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 27, 10 at 11:20pm
  • who does that. I had a girl invite me over one night and she wouldn't even kiss me. she was trying hard to prove that she's not like other girls.

    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 28, 10 at 12:02pm
  • I do.

    Submitted by Magdalene on Aug 28, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Survey Says?!?

    Submitted by parksbonifay on Aug 29, 10 at 3:57am
  • Only in Virginia

    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Aug 28, 10 at 1:03am
  • I would

    Submitted by kalliope on Aug 30, 10 at 6:13am
  • VA beach sucks and there is something called the internet look it up

    Submitted by TBONEa on Aug 27, 10 at 3:35pm