You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Girls if you're gonna sleep in a guy's bed, touch his penis.. At least a little bit.
Don't matter whether you drove 4 min or 4 hours, gals. Touch it, stroke it, lick it suck it, RIDE it! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Le_Todd nobody cares about your stupid rip-off of notalwaysright.com
hell do more than touch! get somethin out of it for yourself! pun intended!
Can't you men be sensitive and caring for once and just hold your girl and listen to her feelings and hahaha nah I'm just messing with you. One blow job for every hour driven is the rule.
Rule: If the travel times exceeds an hour, there must be foreplay.
Better Rule: If the time travel exceeds an hour, skip the foreplay.
U never skip foreplay amateur
irregularMe isn't thinking long term, skip the 4play is a one night thing but good foreplay can make up for almost anything... even whiskey dick
Damn wasted all that gas for nothing
New rule: mandatory 2 minutes of sex for each hour driven
2? fuck that. 15.
He's "Kid". What do you expect? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Best rule: ANY travel, be it 1 foot or 100 miles, constitutes sex
At least show me a the imprint, or let the head slip out of your boxers!!!!!
So what was your mom's excuse?
Well what about if the guy didn't do anything to get her in the mood? 4 hrs is a long drive
Le_Todd no one cares about ur dumb as site u bag-a-douche twat waffle jizz bag.
Y can't u guys at least talk to a girl without even lookin at a girl thinking about doing her my God
Honestly, if she's driving four hours to come see your ass, fuck blow jobs, you BETTER go down on her for like 45 minutes.
who does that. I had a girl invite me over one night and she wouldn't even kiss me. she was trying hard to prove that she's not like other girls.
An honest woman!!
Only in Virginia
VA beach sucks and there is something called the internet look it up