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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 27, 10 at 3:46pm

    Girls if you're gonna sleep in a guy's bed, touch his penis.. At least a little bit.

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      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:44pm

      Don't matter whether you drove 4 min or 4 hours, gals. Touch it, stroke it, lick it suck it, RIDE it! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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      Submitted by dassjennir on Aug 27, 10 at 7:50pm

      Le_Todd nobody cares about your stupid rip-off of notalwaysright.com

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 27, 10 at 4:02pm

    hell do more than touch! get somethin out of it for yourself! pun intended!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 27, 10 at 6:29pm

    Rule: If the travel times exceeds an hour, there must be foreplay.

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      Submitted by IrregularMe on Aug 27, 10 at 10:39pm

      Better Rule: If the time travel exceeds an hour, skip the foreplay.

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        Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 28, 10 at 12:55am

        U never skip foreplay amateur

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          Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Aug 28, 10 at 1:05am

          irregularMe isn't thinking long term, skip the 4play is a one night thing but good foreplay can make up for almost anything... even whiskey dick

  • Submitted by holly6986 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:26pm

    Can't you men be sensitive and caring for once and just hold your girl and listen to her feelings and hahaha nah I'm just messing with you. One blow job for every hour driven is the rule.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Aug 27, 10 at 4:13pm

    Damn wasted all that gas for nothing

  • Submitted by KidAmazing on Aug 27, 10 at 4:26pm

    New rule: mandatory 2 minutes of sex for each hour driven

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      Submitted by CmonSon on Aug 27, 10 at 5:34pm

      2? fuck that. 15.

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        Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 27, 10 at 7:41pm

        He's "Kid". What do you expect? http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by Thrax on Aug 27, 10 at 11:54pm

    Best rule: ANY travel, be it 1 foot or 100 miles, constitutes sex

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    Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 27, 10 at 4:20pm

    So what was your mom's excuse?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 10 at 6:59pm

    At least show me a the imprint, or let the head slip out of your boxers!!!!!

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    Submitted by ashes811 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:28pm

    Honestly, if she's driving four hours to come see your ass, fuck blow jobs, you BETTER go down on her for like 45 minutes.

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    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 28, 10 at 7:43am

    Le_Todd no one cares about ur dumb as site u bag-a-douche twat waffle jizz bag.

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    Submitted by Fantasyfan on Aug 28, 10 at 2:36am

    Well what about if the guy didn't do anything to get her in the mood? 4 hrs is a long drive

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 27, 10 at 11:20pm

    An honest woman!!

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    Submitted by Magdalene on Aug 28, 10 at 12:02pm

    I do.

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    Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Aug 28, 10 at 1:03am

    Only in Virginia

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 28, 10 at 12:02pm

    who does that. I had a girl invite me over one night and she wouldn't even kiss me. she was trying hard to prove that she's not like other girls.

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    Submitted by SmexySmurf on Aug 28, 10 at 11:48pm

    Y can't u guys at least talk to a girl without even lookin at a girl thinking about doing her my God

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    Submitted by parksbonifay on Aug 29, 10 at 3:57am

    Survey Says?!?

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    Submitted by kalliope on Aug 30, 10 at 6:13am

    I would

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Aug 27, 10 at 3:35pm

    VA beach sucks and there is something called the internet look it up