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  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 17, 10 at 2:11pm

    you make the dick happy, i get you a sammich

  • Submitted by Jiro117 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    Maybe it was a cock meat sandwhich.....

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 17, 10 at 6:54pm

    This is one of the best written texts I've ever seen on here.

  • Submitted by Brave22 on Sep 17, 10 at 2:14pm

    Only in the South Carolina upstate is there confusion between sandwiches and pictures of penises.

  • Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 17, 10 at 1:52pm


  • Submitted by mjo on Sep 17, 10 at 3:25pm

    Lmao. Faved. Hilarious.

  • Submitted by patrickm on Sep 17, 10 at 5:56pm


  • Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 17, 10 at 3:42pm

    Could of been worse and asked for something that has to do with chocolate

  • Submitted by bustedXLR8R on Sep 17, 10 at 7:37pm

    No it's not lunch meat. It's the other white meat!

  • Submitted by barruler87 on Nov 23, 10 at 4:15pm

    the gold cock blinds women..... its a gift....

  • Submitted by ForTehWin on Sep 17, 10 at 6:01pm

    Mmm, green eggs and ham.

  • Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 9:10am

    Just put it inbutween some bread

  • Submitted by brownthug on Sep 17, 10 at 5:07pm

    maybe he was suggesting some ranch?

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 17, 10 at 2:30pm

    Geez, he's just showing you what meat he wants to be in your sandwich!

  • Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 7, 11 at 4:49pm

    He thought you said MANWICH........sorry

  • Submitted by KTHNXBUHBYE on Dec 29, 10 at 9:42am

    Love it lol

  • Submitted by reZ on Sep 19, 10 at 10:30am

    Cocksammich ftw!

  • Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 20, 10 at 1:21am

    BITCH THE FUCK. YOU bring ME a damn sammich, this ain't opposite day... The fuck....