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  • Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:48pm

    Perfect! Just make sure they don't like him too much or they'll be asking about him for the next 5 years.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 19, 10 at 2:10pm

    If there's one night a year you don't want anal, it's Thanksgiving

  • Submitted by horsesmouth on Nov 19, 10 at 1:29pm

    Valid trade-off

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 19, 10 at 8:22pm

      More vapid than valid

  • Submitted by Mr_birds on Nov 19, 10 at 3:33pm

    Ahh reminds me of senor prom. Mad love to all my hags!

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    Submitted by Alana969 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:28pm

    That's pure genius!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 10 at 9:47pm

    Saw a couple like that years ago and they ended up marrying when they were both on the bounce. He even switched back to women.

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    Submitted by EuroPeein on Nov 19, 10 at 6:29pm

    Cheers!!!

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    Submitted by homotoker on Nov 24, 10 at 2:16pm

    Been there sooo many times.

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    Submitted by pats1918 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:39pm

    good plan

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    Submitted by Veritass on Nov 19, 10 at 11:20pm

    It's like Easy A, but you're not pretending to be a slut!

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    Submitted by wowyouwould on Nov 19, 10 at 2:31pm

    Hannah?

  • Submitted by Taipan on Nov 19, 10 at 2:35pm

    What, afraid Mommy and Daddy will stop sending you money when they figure out it's all being spent on plan B...?

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    Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 19, 10 at 8:43pm

    How did you know pastor Steve was at club rickscottslobber?

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    Submitted by niceman on Nov 20, 10 at 7:47am

    Marvelous!!! You are a hero! Keep spreading those sexy legs of yours, baby!!!!

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 20, 10 at 3:03am

    I had to beat my dick twice cause I miss my gf. Plus her friend is ten times hotter who I fucked on her bed on her bday.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 20, 10 at 3:50pm

      WTF, dude?

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 19, 10 at 2:30pm

    Sounds good on paper, but what if your mom invites pastor Steve over and he recognizes your stand in boyfriend from 'club knobslobber' last weekend? Fired!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 19, 10 at 8:52pm

      Other than "fired", that wasn't too bad.

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    Submitted by dualtwinkies on Nov 21, 10 at 1:35am

    Or you could just not be whore cunt and then you wouldn't have to go through all that trouble.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 20, 10 at 6:00pm

    philly girls are just like philly fans, the worst

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 19, 10 at 1:36pm

    Oh, a F@g Hag...

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    Submitted by sakurablaze13 on Sep 21, 12 at 6:05am

    I miss that kind of best friend for each other...