he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Perfect! Just make sure they don't like him too much or they'll be asking about him for the next 5 years.
If there's one night a year you don't want anal, it's Thanksgiving
^ You just won.
More vapid than valid
Ahh reminds me of senor prom. Mad love to all my hags!
That's pure genius!
Been there sooo many times.
Saw a couple like that years ago and they ended up marrying when they were both on the bounce. He even switched back to women.
It's like Easy A, but you're not pretending to be a slut!
Marvelous!!! You are a hero! Keep spreading those sexy legs of yours, baby!!!!
philly girls are just like philly fans, the worst
Sounds good on paper, but what if your mom invites pastor Steve over and he recognizes your stand in boyfriend from 'club knobslobber' last weekend? Fired!
Other than "fired", that wasn't too bad.
Or you could just not be whore cunt and then you wouldn't have to go through all that trouble.
What, afraid Mommy and Daddy will stop sending you money when they figure out it's all being spent on plan B...?
I miss that kind of best friend for each other...
How did you know pastor Steve was at club rickscottslobber?
Oh, a F@g Hag...
I had to beat my dick twice cause I miss my gf. Plus her friend is ten times hotter who I fucked on her bed on her bday.