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  • Submitted by lyndseyfifield on May 14, 10 at 10:50am

    Just now, all across America, light bulbs appeared over the heads of hundreds of homewreckers strapped for cash. Salvation!

  • Submitted by anon33 on May 14, 10 at 9:58am

    What if he kept his marriage from her and she found out and did this in return? If that's the case, she's a fucking genius.

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      Submitted by PropagandaPanda on May 14, 10 at 2:02pm

      getting pregnant for any purpose other than wanting to responsibly bring a child into the world is not genius. Playing with a human life (the potential baby) to threaten and teach someone is a lesson is just plain evil. What if this man just said "fuck it, have the baby" ..? Another child born into fucked up circumstances because of his mother's a "genius". Wanna get back at him? Just threaten to tel his wife! ez pz

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        Submitted by Herschel on May 14, 10 at 2:05pm

        It was a fake abortion. Presumably that means that she wasn't actually pregnant, lied to him, and pocketed the cash.

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        Submitted by hmmmm on May 14, 10 at 3:37pm

        @PropagandaPanda: How do you manage to find your way out of bed in the morning? Did you skip over the word "FAKE," or do you not know what it means?

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          Submitted by PropagandaPanda on May 14, 10 at 3:43pm

          Oops, my fault there. I did skip over the word FAKE. My mistake. :(

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            Submitted by douchemonger on May 14, 10 at 4:58pm

            Kudos for owning up, dude.

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            Submitted by ejc on Jan 22, 11 at 7:00pm

            well, at least you had a nice rant

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      Submitted by 2222222 on May 15, 10 at 2:04pm

      i mean that happened to me....ive done it lawlll

  • Submitted by anon33 on May 14, 10 at 9:56am

    If she didn't know he was married, she's a genius. If she did, she's a slut.

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      Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 14, 10 at 11:56pm

      Him cheating on his wife doesn't make her a slut. That's between him and his broken, broken vows

  • Submitted by cowgrl3b on May 14, 10 at 9:19am

    Then I wonder what karmas gunna do to u after lying and conning him out of his money!! Two wrongs dnt mAke a right sweetheart...

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      Submitted by hmmmm on May 14, 10 at 3:34pm

      Not to mention, unless he's wealthy that money is going to be coming out of the family income/savings - thereby creating a financial impact for the wife too, even if she doesn't know exactly what it got spent on.

  • Submitted by GrumpyViking on May 14, 10 at 3:56pm

    Every man thinking of having a fling needs to read this one.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 10 at 9:33am

    At least we know her price now.

  • Submitted by wompbass on May 14, 10 at 10:46am

    Why is everyone calling her a slut? She didn't cheat on anyone! And even if she knew he was married, HE is the one married and he probably lied anyway

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 14, 10 at 2:07pm

      Not a slut, just a bad con artist.

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      Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 14, 10 at 11:57pm

      THANK YOU, you are a voice of reason here

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    Submitted by TattooedMarine on May 14, 10 at 3:34pm

    From the info given, we can deduce that she is sleeping with him, but he is sleeping with her AND his wife. She's sleeping with one person, he's sleeping around with two. And you call HER the slut?!?!

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      Submitted by sunkissedqt on May 19, 10 at 10:12am

      thankkkk you! couldn't have put it better

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      Submitted by sleep2dream2788 on May 20, 10 at 8:24pm

      I find any woman who sleeps with a married man while knowing he's married, a slut and a bitch. however, he's an asshole as well.

  • Submitted by Troubled on May 14, 10 at 9:39am

    But you are blameless in sleeping with a married man? And lying to extort money from him? I would worry about what karma has in store for you

  • Submitted by jprincess on May 14, 10 at 9:31am

    Karma is a bitch and she'll be coming your way soon slut.

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    Submitted by Viper3 on May 14, 10 at 11:55am

    I think you'll find the term is whore, not slut, a slut does it for free, a whore gets paid, smart whore or vengful bitch is yet to be decided

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    Submitted by yeathatsme on May 14, 10 at 9:34am

    lmfao! that's what that cheating mother(insert f word here] gets.

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    Submitted by emilyjune on May 14, 10 at 2:23pm

    Omg that's the most horrible yet genius idea I've ever heard

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    Submitted by fabulousmegs on May 15, 10 at 2:28am

    This was definitely a revenge thing. I wouldn't consider her a whore or a slut but more like a smart bitch. Her "extortion" of $500 from a person that did her wrong is no worse than taking a person to court and suing for damages. The fact that sex was involved is irrelevant because she wasn't getting the money in exchange for sex but as compensation for damages...

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    Submitted by kcs99 on May 15, 10 at 3:38am

    What goes around comes around. Some day the $500 may be coming out of your grocery money when you become the wife who is being cheated on.

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    Submitted by omgshoes on May 14, 10 at 1:42pm

    Well, since you're not actually pregnant and don't need the $500 for an abortion, it's not really karma punishing him so much as it's you punishing him.

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    Submitted by dncingwithmyself on May 14, 10 at 1:03pm

    hahahahah bravo

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    Submitted by ladi_kelz on May 14, 10 at 9:19am

    Wow! That's all I can say.

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    Submitted by jamz on May 14, 10 at 6:07pm

    Woah.

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    Submitted by Mexicomike99 on May 14, 10 at 4:15pm

    This is the reason why you go to the doctor with her and get a pregnancy test before you pay for an "abortion." the guy is a prick for cheating on his wife!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 9:17am

    828..who are you??

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    Submitted by ice43man on May 15, 10 at 3:18am

    Omg people....if you fuck someone and are aware that they are in a commited relationship or married....you're just as bad as they are on the piece of shit spectrum, period.

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    Submitted by chocolatezen on May 14, 10 at 5:10pm

    Wow..a new level of low.

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    Submitted by Viper3 on May 14, 10 at 11:54am

    I think you'll find the term is whore, not slut, a slut does it for free, a whore gets paid, smart slut or vengful bitch is yet to be decided

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    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 7:29am

    He's the scum bag

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    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 14, 10 at 2:02pm

    U can't make karma dumb bitch.

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    Submitted by mama691 on May 14, 10 at 4:46pm

    Lmao this is brilliant.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on May 14, 10 at 9:40am

    B¡ €H

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    Submitted by lakunai on May 15, 10 at 5:13pm

    You are a scum bag

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    Submitted by leadbelly on May 14, 10 at 4:55pm

    Half that money you are getting is his wife's you goofy bitch. Hope she gets to meet you and teach you the real meaning of karma!

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    Submitted by Istanbul on Jul 20, 11 at 5:56pm

    Well, karma is a bitch and in this man-whore's case, the bitch is an extremely smart con artist.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 14, 10 at 11:55pm

    Really, you should just quit lying and straight up charge for sex. That would be totally morally justified... lying usually isn't

  • 54 84
    Submitted by masta1080 on May 14, 10 at 12:27pm

    karma is gonna be him reading this and then shooting you for being a lying skank

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 3:26pm

    You just wait until "karma" comes a knockin at your slutty door.

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    Submitted by carney32 on Dec 21, 11 at 6:17pm

    that just made u a $500 prostitute

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    Submitted by 2222222 on May 15, 10 at 2:02pm

    ive done it...

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    Submitted by gisawesome on May 14, 10 at 6:29pm

    This is too funny/awesome

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    Submitted by symencha on May 15, 10 at 5:04pm

    "catchin nordstrum sales with abortion money"

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    Submitted by credawg86 on Aug 11, 12 at 1:51pm

    Haha hes prolly just thankful that shes willing to get one instead of keeping it... But yeah id be upset if I found out it was fake

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    Submitted by eiectum on May 15, 10 at 3:25pm

    HAHA karma girl.. watch out. i just got another MIC, and mis use of drivers license for turning someone in hahah

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 14, 10 at 9:14am

    Hahaha sucks for the guy.... And first

  • Submitted by silmarien on May 14, 10 at 9:17am

    Fucking slut!

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      Submitted by Ciel on May 14, 10 at 2:33pm

      Well...what else would they do?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 9:16am

    Second.

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 14, 10 at 11:20am

    Wow... That's HELLA unacceptable. I'd let you pay that shit yourself.

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      Submitted by dncingwithmyself on May 14, 10 at 1:05pm

      um.... dumbass, its a FAKE abortion in the first place. secondly, considering the fact the girl has to go through the agony of abortion, men should pay for it.\n\nbut hey thats probably why your screen name has a bigger dick than you do.

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        Submitted by Duuuuude on May 14, 10 at 7:28pm

        *like*

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          Submitted by happyvalleygirl on May 15, 10 at 11:53am

          First, a girl should pay for half her abortion because she's half the reason for the pregnancy. Second, "secondly" isn't a word, which makes you sound like more of a dumbass than the person you're replying to.

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            Submitted by Anonynnous on May 15, 10 at 1:55pm

            "Secondly" IS a word. Look it up and make sure you know what you're talking about next time you call someone a dumbass.