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  • 54 34
    Submitted by quelsauvage on Apr 4, 12 at 2:51pm

    The corporate world could give two shits about your GPA. More important: what's your last name and where did you go to school?

    • 30 43
      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 4:37pm

      yup Ive spent more time then id like to admit babysitting people who word dumb as a brick and wouldn't trust with feeding a dog but because mommy your daddy has a certain name and alot of money they got in the best schools got most of their grades handed to them and will have a CEO's desk waiting for them ready to be in charge of billions and countless jobs

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        Submitted by porksword on Apr 4, 12 at 6:08pm

        George W!

        • 24 34
          Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 7:04pm

          imagine dozens of George Ws all dumber, drunker and more self entitled then the last..having to practically drag them out of clubs and bars so they don't get arrested or knocked up in the bathroom by some guy they just met....uuuggghhhhhh

    • 21 39
      Submitted by preppygirl on Apr 5, 12 at 12:59am

      funny. my dad was poor as a child and worked his ass off to be the vice president of a top 200 corporation. nobody handed it to him.

      • 27 33
        Submitted by MustangMatte on Apr 5, 12 at 1:54am

        Says "preppygirl". you're some kind of lolz.

        • 27 38
          Submitted by preppygirl on Apr 5, 12 at 10:20am

          im a straight a student at an ivy league university. trust me. i work.

    • 29 48
      Submitted by lakersfankb81 on Apr 5, 12 at 10:00am

      who is your daddy and what does he do?

      • 27 34
        Submitted by preppygirl on Apr 5, 12 at 10:22am

        that would be kind of dangerous to say online. wouldn't it?

    • 20 39
      Submitted by JaneDoe2611 on Apr 30, 12 at 6:55pm

      It's my friend's text and she goes to Longwood, in Farmville, VA.

  • 41 30
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Apr 4, 12 at 9:01pm

    You've got it all wrong. The corporate world doesn't care about you at all.

  • 38 32
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Apr 4, 12 at 6:57pm

    I graduated with honors it didn't mean shit to anyone

  • 32 32
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 4, 12 at 10:44pm

    You want to use drinking skills in the corporate world. Get into capital account sales or stock brokering.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Apr 4, 12 at 4:37pm

    Isn't that what fraternity networking is all about?

  • 30 33
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 5, 12 at 10:42am

    @preppygirl: going to an ivy league school is not much of an accomplishment if daddy is a big CEO...

    • 34 41
      Submitted by preppygirl on Apr 5, 12 at 7:52pm

      well he disnt go to an ivy league. he went to a public university. i had no connections. i would say it is an accomplishment.

  • 30 36
    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on Apr 5, 12 at 12:22pm

    Nunubest, your like the stupid biatch, who thinks "you went to Yale, but you probably went to Howard". U think ur so smart and so full of knowledge, but your stoned and a tool, all you did was double-team girls with your big brother. This guy thinks you can fit two pieces of celery in the same condom

    • 27 40
      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 5, 12 at 7:17pm

      ...I have a big brother?

  • 31 38
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Apr 4, 12 at 6:56pm

    Pokeysaurus you mean Ds for degrees

  • 28 37
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Apr 4, 12 at 7:12pm

    Um. It's does. Welcome to adulthood.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 5, 12 at 2:49pm

    Both are important up to a point. Eventually what you learned in school becomes less important than what you've learned since. Managing your drink is a life skill!

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 4, 12 at 4:35pm

    They care about neither. Cs get degrees may be cliché, but it's true.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by DealsAllDay22 on Apr 5, 12 at 8:39am

    FYI: No one cares about your GPA