he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.