It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts