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  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Sep 9, 10 at 2:18pm

    Brilliant!

  • Submitted by Ash77 on Sep 9, 10 at 4:44pm

    That's what u get for not putting your phone on silent for a staff meeting !

  • Submitted by therealwillsmith on Sep 9, 10 at 3:32pm

    Promotion?

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 9, 10 at 3:33pm

    that guy has moved instantly to champion status. way to set the bar for all of us!

  • Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

    Wanna get away?...

  • Submitted by pinkpandas on Sep 9, 10 at 4:44pm

    Well played sir... Well played

  • Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 9, 10 at 5:56pm

    change his fb pic to his O face

  • Submitted by dieselkinevel on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:17pm

    That all depends on how good or bad your orgasm voice is

  • Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Sep 9, 10 at 2:42pm

    Awesome!!!

  • Submitted by thundermedic on Sep 9, 10 at 2:47pm

    Epic Win!

  • Submitted by blite on Sep 9, 10 at 2:48pm

    Wow! Hilarious! Simply hilarious!

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 9, 10 at 2:35pm

    that is so gangsta. this is my new goal

  • Submitted by rjgree4 on Sep 10, 10 at 12:18am

    Dealbreaker!

  • 95 70
    Submitted by britishaccent on Sep 10, 10 at 10:24am

    someone was extra horny last night.

  • 97 87
    Submitted by MonstrousMeagan on Sep 9, 10 at 5:28pm

    Stepdog, how is this "clearly fake"? Just wondering.

  • 92 78
    Submitted by Cattster on Sep 13, 10 at 8:26am

    Read this out to my bf. And also hiding my phone any time there's gonna be sex as he thought it would be a good thing to do to me.

  • Submitted by MuffinW on Sep 9, 10 at 3:22pm

    Nooooo....

  • Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 13, 10 at 8:40pm

    Genius!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 10 at 10:09pm

    lmfaoooooooo dats to funny

  • 88 72
    Submitted by pocketmonster151 on Sep 9, 10 at 6:38pm

    this was on fml but still funny

    • 96 94
      Submitted by yogahunni on Sep 9, 10 at 7:15pm

      That's what I thought too.

  • 94 93
    Submitted by hogfan1 on Sep 9, 10 at 9:33pm

    That's freaking great stuff

  • 85 78
    Submitted by gearhead on Sep 12, 10 at 1:02pm

    My hero

  • 92 93
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 9, 10 at 9:21pm

    FYL!

  • 78 73
    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 23, 10 at 5:59pm

    pwnd!

  • Submitted by joey38 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:13pm

    whys it gotta be a BLACKberry?!?!?!

    • 59 83
      Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:34am

      Shut up -_-

  • 86 89
    Submitted by doyphoto on Sep 9, 10 at 9:46pm

    guess she shoulda locked her phone. most peeps with a blackberry have it lock automatically.

  • Submitted by oakleyshades on Sep 9, 10 at 6:23pm

    That is so EPIC!!!

  • 85 94
    Submitted by yogahunni on Sep 9, 10 at 7:13pm

    This sounds very familiar. Was it on FML?

  • 85 95
    Submitted by charliesac00lkid on Sep 9, 10 at 9:12pm

    that's soooo perfect

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Raven0024 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:30pm

    Lol @ Ash77

  • 78 89
    Submitted by TRUBLE on Sep 13, 10 at 6:46am

    Well played!!!

  • 75 84
    Submitted by crimsonruger on Sep 9, 10 at 9:13pm

    Classic and inventive now come on your can't say that wasn't a bad idea

  • 74 84
    Submitted by ohhelllex on Oct 4, 10 at 12:08am

    Priceless!!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by hottie1 on Sep 11, 10 at 11:09pm

    did you tell them that they could hear that too, in person... promotion! ;)

  • Submitted by v1a2g3i4n5a on Sep 9, 10 at 7:50pm

    Clever. Clever.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by ithosetexts on Oct 29, 10 at 12:35am

    Win:D

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Dua on Sep 20, 10 at 5:57pm

    This should be on FML dumbass.

  • Submitted by anonuhmus on Sep 9, 10 at 11:16pm

    BEST TEXT ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!

    • 67 88
      Submitted by Keerow on Sep 24, 10 at 2:32am

      No, this one is...\nhttp://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-20421.html

  • 77 93
    Submitted by theladylemonshow on Sep 9, 10 at 8:47pm

    most amazing text EVER!!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Oct 3, 10 at 10:22pm

    Haha bet you were pissed

  • Submitted by Nemu on Sep 10, 10 at 12:26pm

    Repeat?

  • Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Sep 10, 10 at 2:10am

    Haha is his name in your phone as Mr. Big Cockness?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 10 at 10:03pm

    this would make a perfect fml.

  • 74 95
    Submitted by MCDCgirl998 on Sep 27, 10 at 2:38pm

    Score!!!!!!!!

  • 70 90
    Submitted by anconley on Sep 10, 10 at 12:03pm

    That's amazing! Best one of the day!!

  • 71 94
    Submitted by cweis21 on Sep 9, 10 at 10:46pm

    Oh shit!!

  • Submitted by dodgeman on Sep 11, 10 at 3:06am

    Fucking epic

  • 58 83
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 22, 10 at 10:59am

    Well if was a great orgasm, I would have put it on MY phone and made it MY ringtone, just to brag.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by iamking123 on Mar 2, 12 at 2:41am

    reminds me of sherlock holmes bbc

  • 29 49
    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 19, 12 at 2:59pm

    First.

  • Submitted by stepdog on Sep 9, 10 at 4:56pm

    Clearly fake