Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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who cares the caloric amount? If you geniunly (SP) care about your partner, youd do it. And is it true that vegetarians have better tasting jizz than guys who eat mostly processed foods. Maxim said so, but what do they know
Hey I'm not sure exactly what swallowing is referring to?
Can someone tell me?
its 5 calories. you know thats not going to make a difference especially after the exercise you just got from fucking
could you find anymore of a way to be a creeper 3:33?
10:23, then you are a slut. Good for you! Who cares how many calories it is? You're not going to get fat by swallowing
I heard it was 600...
or else it gets teh hose again
it also whitens your teeth! ;)
You'd burn way more calories than that trying to escape from my basement while you're bound with duct tape.
2.44 why? Because its a *whopping* 5-60 calories, depending on who you ask?
You're an idiot.
How do you measure the calories in semen anyway? I mean really, who thought that would be a good scientific experiment?
womens health said it was 5-7 depending on how much there was.
Oprah: On today's show, the ALL-JIZZ diet!! Lose weight and continue being a desired slut of a woman while doing it!
How many guys are you swallowing??? It's only a few calories for the average ejaculation!
And yes there is protein, don't listen to 12:15
so how many calories is it? im going to be 16 soon and have swallowed for two years
who cares if it's 60 calories? who cares if there is 800 calories? i would still suck dick and swallow. anything for my man
See that delaware?? Start swallowing.. Call me!
i hear guys like it when girls swallow even though i dont' see how it matters as long as you're doing it
ewww. next time im just going to spit it back in his face then.
yeah, it's 5. basically a gram of protein.
The constant presence of 'I'm entitled' that is on this site fucking cracks me up.
You guys aren't entitled to jack shit. Women don't 'owe you' blow jobs, swallowing, their assholes or vaginas.
You earn that shit or do without around here.
3:19- I love u. Please marry me.
1:41, guess again................gross overestimate.
women should be able to do what they want whether it's being a housewife OR having a job. jesus christ.
also, you know the saying, "You are what you eat"? well... it sort of applies in that area with taste and all... lol
it's 3 to every teaspoon..
LOL 10:23, you're a skank.
ED for life girls.
Semen is probably one of the only things i DO swallow, considering it's a good source of protein and it's good for skin.
good for the skin? maybe i should get a facial..
dipshits. its not sugar. it's not 600 calories. who cares.
your area code is my birthday, schweet
woooooow dumbasses of LIFE. its simple. IF U SWALLOW YOUR A HOE. period.
It puts the lotion on it's skin
delaware bitches 1:10
what kind of overly-narcissistic bitch is thinking about how many calories she's ingesting while she's giving someone a hummer?
listen feminist... your polluting the population... i miss the days when the only job a girl had was to ed. and cook good food... now i need to go out and work ffor my money.. and why? because of women like you. you want to no what i want to do today? make lunch throw in a load of laundry and go to the beach ... but what am i doing? at work... why? because of you!
Lololololol I love it when people get mad over absolutely nothing that applies to them.
Btw I love love love love giving head and the guys love a girl who swallows! And it's really not bad at all. It goes right down ;)
Yeah, feminists also want you to *gasp* earn the same wages as men! The horror!
Why don't you get back in the kitchen. We don't need women like you making the rest of us look bad.
weigh these decisions carefully... what's for breakfast? a stick of gum or a nice beej?
This, my friends, is the real reason girls earn the freshman 15. Haha
"ED for life girls"
"women shouldnt have rights"
You twisted fucks are polluting our population. Keep your trash to yourself...i'm trying to enjoy my favorite website. <3
Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
oh you're wrong, sooo sooo misinformed. it's like 5 burgers, 8 oranges and a shitload of calories. GOOGLE that shit it's so legit
im going to throw up
1:10, the real question is what kind of FUCK calls a blow job a 'hummer'
wikipedia says every 2 tsp is 9 calories
brb gonna blow someone to get my daily protein intake
It's protein. There's also a proven medical link between swallowing semen and reducing preeclampsia during pregnancy. And if that's not actually true, I'm still telling my wife that :o)
2:04, I will actually watch Oprah if that happens.
semen is mostly cinnamon and finely ground red pepper. it has no sugar or calories.
^ Oh shut up bitch. You want to be a housewife be a housewife. No ones forcing you have job.
actually it's mostly sugar. but yeah, 5-7 calories. a lot less than what you burn beforehand
11:03 What about all the straight guys that gain the freshmen 15?
ew, by saying oh i started swallowing at 13 or im going to be 16 and ive swallowed for 2 years.. sweet.. want attention much? whores.
5:22 is also clearly male.
One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white.
I heard that swallowing once every two months lowers your risk of breast cancer... then again, I did hear that from my bf.
The jizz diet's nothing new.... ask several Hollywood actresses, including anyone who's dated Orlando Bloom. Oh, and consult the Urban Dictionary for bonus points... [And finally: caloric content is *highly* dependent on volume, but even a full cup of sperm is not going to have more than a couple hundred calories]
its actually about 20 calories. there is a whole website that says how many calories you burn for different sexual acts and positions.
yes it's true that vegetarians taste better... guys who eat lots of meat have very sour semen. guys who eat zero meat ingest more fruits and veggies (usually) and it makes it taste much sweeter :)
im 11 and i live in north america..
IS THAT FUCKING TRUE? no more swallowing for me!!!
swallowing is reallly not that bad, all you ladies out there just need to toughen up. i have been swallowing since i started at 13. hasnt hurt me yet.
I read an article that said women who swallow 1-2 or more times a week have a reduced chance of getting breast cancer--because of the hormones in semen. And the calories you consume while swallowing are miniscule. If only it tasted better...
There's no protein. that's a lie guys made up to get girls to swallow. it's sugar
So when is Oprah going to feature this as a diet?
not if you are sucking down my load
you guys..why does it matter? most people consume up to 2,000 cal a day..maybe more. you're all tripping out over a guess-tamation. either you swallow or you dont. it not gunna make a difference at all