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  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:02am

    yeah, it's 5. basically a gram of protein.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:41am

    Hey I'm not sure exactly what swallowing is referring to? Can someone tell me?

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:26pm

    The constant presence of 'I'm entitled' that is on this site fucking cracks me up. You guys aren't entitled to jack shit. Women don't 'owe you' blow jobs, swallowing, their assholes or vaginas. You earn that shit or do without around here.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:05pm

    5:22, Yeah, feminists also want you to *gasp* earn the same wages as men! The horror! Why don't you get back in the kitchen. We don't need women like you making the rest of us look bad.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:23am

    so how many calories is it? im going to be 16 soon and have swallowed for two years

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:39pm

    it's 3 to every teaspoon..

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:10am

    dipshits. its not sugar. it's not 600 calories. who cares.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01pm

    oh you're wrong, sooo sooo misinformed. it's like 5 burgers, 8 oranges and a shitload of calories. GOOGLE that shit it's so legit

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:33pm

    You'd burn way more calories than that trying to escape from my basement while you're bound with duct tape.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49pm

    11:03 What about all the straight guys that gain the freshmen 15?

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:20am

    delaware bitches 1:10

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:33pm

    woooooow dumbasses of LIFE. its simple. IF U SWALLOW YOUR A HOE. period.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29am

    its 5 calories. you know thats not going to make a difference especially after the exercise you just got from fucking

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:58am

    good for the skin? maybe i should get a facial..

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Cerealkilla528 on May 17, 10 at 7:26pm

    See that delaware?? Start swallowing.. Call me!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:48am

    1:41, guess again................gross overestimate.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:09am

    semen is mostly cinnamon and finely ground red pepper. it has no sugar or calories.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    could you find anymore of a way to be a creeper 3:33?

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:44am

    ewww. next time im just going to spit it back in his face then.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:18pm

    or else it gets teh hose again

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:44am

    10:23, then you are a slut. Good for you! Who cares how many calories it is? You're not going to get fat by swallowing

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:56pm

    who cares the caloric amount? If you geniunly (SP) care about your partner, youd do it. And is it true that vegetarians have better tasting jizz than guys who eat mostly processed foods. Maxim said so, but what do they know

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:41am

    I heard it was 600...

  • 46 49
    Submitted by tiff1217 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:16pm

    One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:19am

    Lololololol I love it when people get mad over absolutely nothing that applies to them. Btw I love love love love giving head and the guys love a girl who swallows! And it's really not bad at all. It goes right down ;)

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:56am

    It's protein. There's also a proven medical link between swallowing semen and reducing preeclampsia during pregnancy. And if that's not actually true, I'm still telling my wife that :o)

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:22pm

    listen feminist... your polluting the population... i miss the days when the only job a girl had was to ed. and cook good food... now i need to go out and work ffor my money.. and why? because of women like you. you want to no what i want to do today? make lunch throw in a load of laundry and go to the beach ... but what am i doing? at work... why? because of you!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:27am

    weigh these decisions carefully... what's for breakfast? a stick of gum or a nice beej?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:39am

    IS THAT FUCKING TRUE? no more swallowing for me!!!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:17pm

    women should be able to do what they want whether it's being a housewife OR having a job. jesus christ. also, you know the saying, "You are what you eat"? well... it sort of applies in that area with taste and all... lol

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:17am

    Oprah: On today's show, the ALL-JIZZ diet!! Lose weight and continue being a desired slut of a woman while doing it!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:21pm

    brb gonna blow someone to get my daily protein intake

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:35pm

    ^ Oh shut up bitch. You want to be a housewife be a housewife. No ones forcing you have job.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:59am

    its actually about 20 calories. there is a whole website that says how many calories you burn for different sexual acts and positions.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:28am

    i hear guys like it when girls swallow even though i dont' see how it matters as long as you're doing it

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:28am

    who cares if it's 60 calories? who cares if there is 800 calories? i would still suck dick and swallow. anything for my man

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:58am

    im going to throw up

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:49pm

    yes it's true that vegetarians taste better... guys who eat lots of meat have very sour semen. guys who eat zero meat ingest more fruits and veggies (usually) and it makes it taste much sweeter :)

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:03am

    This, my friends, is the real reason girls earn the freshman 15. Haha

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:55am

    your area code is my birthday, schweet

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:42pm

    im 11 and i live in north america..

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:21pm

    Will Semen Make Me Fat? Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:08pm

    3:19- I love u. Please marry me.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06pm

    How many guys are you swallowing??? It's only a few calories for the average ejaculation! And yes there is protein, don't listen to 12:15

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05am

    2.44 why? Because its a *whopping* 5-60 calories, depending on who you ask? You're an idiot.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37pm

    wikipedia says every 2 tsp is 9 calories

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49am

    it also whitens your teeth! ;)

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm

    ew, by saying oh i started swallowing at 13 or im going to be 16 and ive swallowed for 2 years.. sweet.. want attention much? whores.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    It puts the lotion on it's skin

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:10am

    2:04, I will actually watch Oprah if that happens.

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:45am

    womens health said it was 5-7 depending on how much there was.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:59am

    you guys..why does it matter? most people consume up to 2,000 cal a day..maybe more. you're all tripping out over a guess-tamation. either you swallow or you dont. it not gunna make a difference at all

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40pm

    LMFAO @11:58 nice. ;)

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:54pm

    1:10, the real question is what kind of FUCK calls a blow job a 'hummer'

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50pm

    I read an article that said women who swallow 1-2 or more times a week have a reduced chance of getting breast cancer--because of the hormones in semen. And the calories you consume while swallowing are miniscule. If only it tasted better...

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:05am

    LOL 10:23, you're a skank. ED for life girls. Semen is probably one of the only things i DO swallow, considering it's a good source of protein and it's good for skin.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:57am

    actually it's mostly sugar. but yeah, 5-7 calories. a lot less than what you burn beforehand

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:59pm

    The jizz diet's nothing new.... ask several Hollywood actresses, including anyone who's dated Orlando Bloom. Oh, and consult the Urban Dictionary for bonus points... [And finally: caloric content is *highly* dependent on volume, but even a full cup of sperm is not going to have more than a couple hundred calories]

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:06pm

    "ED for life girls" "women shouldnt have rights" You twisted fucks are polluting our population. Keep your trash to yourself...i'm trying to enjoy my favorite website. <3

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05pm

    How do you measure the calories in semen anyway? I mean really, who thought that would be a good scientific experiment?

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:04am

    So when is Oprah going to feature this as a diet?

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:27pm

    5:22 is also clearly male.

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:10am

    what kind of overly-narcissistic bitch is thinking about how many calories she's ingesting while she's giving someone a hummer?

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:13pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:15pm

    There's no protein. that's a lie guys made up to get girls to swallow. it's sugar

  • 48 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:29pm

    swallowing is reallly not that bad, all you ladies out there just need to toughen up. i have been swallowing since i started at 13. hasnt hurt me yet.

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:43am

    I heard that swallowing once every two months lowers your risk of breast cancer... then again, I did hear that from my bf.

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:05am

    not if you are sucking down my load