Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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Hey I'm not sure exactly what swallowing is referring to?
Can someone tell me?
who cares the caloric amount? If you geniunly (SP) care about your partner, youd do it. And is it true that vegetarians have better tasting jizz than guys who eat mostly processed foods. Maxim said so, but what do they know
its 5 calories. you know thats not going to make a difference especially after the exercise you just got from fucking
See that delaware?? Start swallowing.. Call me!
could you find anymore of a way to be a creeper 3:33?
10:23, then you are a slut. Good for you! Who cares how many calories it is? You're not going to get fat by swallowing
I heard it was 600...
or else it gets teh hose again
ewww. next time im just going to spit it back in his face then.
it also whitens your teeth! ;)
i hear guys like it when girls swallow even though i dont' see how it matters as long as you're doing it
3:19- I love u. Please marry me.
it's 3 to every teaspoon..
so how many calories is it? im going to be 16 soon and have swallowed for two years
How many guys are you swallowing??? It's only a few calories for the average ejaculation!
And yes there is protein, don't listen to 12:15
The constant presence of 'I'm entitled' that is on this site fucking cracks me up.
You guys aren't entitled to jack shit. Women don't 'owe you' blow jobs, swallowing, their assholes or vaginas.
You earn that shit or do without around here.
listen feminist... your polluting the population... i miss the days when the only job a girl had was to ed. and cook good food... now i need to go out and work ffor my money.. and why? because of women like you. you want to no what i want to do today? make lunch throw in a load of laundry and go to the beach ... but what am i doing? at work... why? because of you!
You'd burn way more calories than that trying to escape from my basement while you're bound with duct tape.
1:41, guess again................gross overestimate.
2.44 why? Because its a *whopping* 5-60 calories, depending on who you ask?
You're an idiot.
wikipedia says every 2 tsp is 9 calories
One tablespoon of semen has approximately 20 calories. The protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in one egg white.
Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
Yeah, feminists also want you to *gasp* earn the same wages as men! The horror!
Why don't you get back in the kitchen. We don't need women like you making the rest of us look bad.
womens health said it was 5-7 depending on how much there was.
brb gonna blow someone to get my daily protein intake
who cares if it's 60 calories? who cares if there is 800 calories? i would still suck dick and swallow. anything for my man
yeah, it's 5. basically a gram of protein.
women should be able to do what they want whether it's being a housewife OR having a job. jesus christ.
also, you know the saying, "You are what you eat"? well... it sort of applies in that area with taste and all... lol
It puts the lotion on it's skin
LOL 10:23, you're a skank.
ED for life girls.
Semen is probably one of the only things i DO swallow, considering it's a good source of protein and it's good for skin.
How do you measure the calories in semen anyway? I mean really, who thought that would be a good scientific experiment?
weigh these decisions carefully... what's for breakfast? a stick of gum or a nice beej?
dipshits. its not sugar. it's not 600 calories. who cares.
good for the skin? maybe i should get a facial..
oh you're wrong, sooo sooo misinformed. it's like 5 burgers, 8 oranges and a shitload of calories. GOOGLE that shit it's so legit
Oprah: On today's show, the ALL-JIZZ diet!! Lose weight and continue being a desired slut of a woman while doing it!
woooooow dumbasses of LIFE. its simple. IF U SWALLOW YOUR A HOE. period.
delaware bitches 1:10
Lololololol I love it when people get mad over absolutely nothing that applies to them.
Btw I love love love love giving head and the guys love a girl who swallows! And it's really not bad at all. It goes right down ;)
This, my friends, is the real reason girls earn the freshman 15. Haha
"ED for life girls"
"women shouldnt have rights"
You twisted fucks are polluting our population. Keep your trash to yourself...i'm trying to enjoy my favorite website. <3
your area code is my birthday, schweet
what kind of overly-narcissistic bitch is thinking about how many calories she's ingesting while she's giving someone a hummer?
2:04, I will actually watch Oprah if that happens.
actually it's mostly sugar. but yeah, 5-7 calories. a lot less than what you burn beforehand
semen is mostly cinnamon and finely ground red pepper. it has no sugar or calories.
im going to throw up
5:22 is also clearly male.
^ Oh shut up bitch. You want to be a housewife be a housewife. No ones forcing you have job.
It's protein. There's also a proven medical link between swallowing semen and reducing preeclampsia during pregnancy. And if that's not actually true, I'm still telling my wife that :o)
yes it's true that vegetarians taste better... guys who eat lots of meat have very sour semen. guys who eat zero meat ingest more fruits and veggies (usually) and it makes it taste much sweeter :)
I read an article that said women who swallow 1-2 or more times a week have a reduced chance of getting breast cancer--because of the hormones in semen. And the calories you consume while swallowing are miniscule. If only it tasted better...
IS THAT FUCKING TRUE? no more swallowing for me!!!
its actually about 20 calories. there is a whole website that says how many calories you burn for different sexual acts and positions.
So when is Oprah going to feature this as a diet?
11:03 What about all the straight guys that gain the freshmen 15?
ew, by saying oh i started swallowing at 13 or im going to be 16 and ive swallowed for 2 years.. sweet.. want attention much? whores.
1:10, the real question is what kind of FUCK calls a blow job a 'hummer'
im 11 and i live in north america..
I heard that swallowing once every two months lowers your risk of breast cancer... then again, I did hear that from my bf.
There's no protein. that's a lie guys made up to get girls to swallow. it's sugar
you guys..why does it matter? most people consume up to 2,000 cal a day..maybe more. you're all tripping out over a guess-tamation. either you swallow or you dont. it not gunna make a difference at all
The jizz diet's nothing new.... ask several Hollywood actresses, including anyone who's dated Orlando Bloom. Oh, and consult the Urban Dictionary for bonus points... [And finally: caloric content is *highly* dependent on volume, but even a full cup of sperm is not going to have more than a couple hundred calories]
swallowing is reallly not that bad, all you ladies out there just need to toughen up. i have been swallowing since i started at 13. hasnt hurt me yet.
not if you are sucking down my load