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  • Just keep dating girls with the same name, never gets confusing....three melissas in a row.Win

    Submitted by Dannyboy on May 26, 10 at 12:20am
  • I'm about 99% sure that I'm the "he" in this text. Seriously. I dunno whether to laugh or cry.

    Submitted by lev1athan on May 26, 10 at 2:41am
    • ya, it is probably you. This kind of thing could only happen to one person, and a text about it is even less likely. I think that makes it pretty clearly you. good call

      Submitted by yumworthy on May 26, 10 at 7:48am
  • She noticed.

    Submitted by Sneelok on May 26, 10 at 1:21am
  • Been there it and it sucks to be called by an asshole ex's name.

    Submitted by goislesgo on May 26, 10 at 12:37am
    • my bf's mom called me by the asshole ex's name once. but it was only like the second time she'd met me and the ex had been around for like almost 2 years before me, and she was super embarrassed to have called me that, so i guess it wasn't so bad.

      Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 26, 10 at 3:10am
  • AaAa

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 12:21am
  • Or too drunk to care.

    Submitted by whiteknave on May 26, 10 at 9:44am
  • it's always good when your ex starts fooling around with a total idiot.

    Submitted by polomarco on May 26, 10 at 12:07am
    • actually it sucks cause you see they left you for an idiot

      Submitted by Hawk21 on May 26, 10 at 1:16am
      • unless you left them... That's when it's funny cause it makes them look desperate!

        Submitted by SoNotFunny on May 26, 10 at 1:20am
        • even if you didn't leave them, you're like "wow i totally could've done better than you, but i'm the best think that ever happened to you! SUCK ON THAT."

          Submitted by lalalalalalala on May 26, 10 at 3:09am
  • I want in your pants. Stantheman.

    Submitted by franniep on May 26, 10 at 2:24am
  • That happened to me! Haha

    Submitted by lsutigers2013 on May 26, 10 at 12:11am
  • is it really that bad...\ncuz NO one EVER calls someone by the wrong name right and every mistake is ALWAYS a Freudian slip\nand a cigar is NEVER just a cigar

    Submitted by bigman on May 26, 10 at 1:27pm