he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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see its sad that rip off shit like this gets on here
It's not exactly a difficult joke to come up with. Why do people find it so hard to believe that the same joke can have two different sources?
Or someone actually sent this message after reading the comic..
No such thing.
he nicknamed his bag "douche"
That is a fail in and of itself.
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? see you next month.
Heard it best, "A dick that finds success is still a dick."
So every man, woman, and child in the country has to give him hundreds of dollars to keep it propped up?
Here are a few other things that were "too big to fail":\n•Death Star\n•Titanic
Skill trumps size? Ahahahahahahaaaa whatever, tiny.
My nickname is "period blood drinker"
Too big to fail? More like too small it falls.
So he has a chode, nice
He's not too intelligent is he. Kinda like all those firms that thought they were too big to fail.
My boyfriend calls his "Donnie", it's kinda just stuck with us ever since we first met and he felt awkward asking for a bj... Quote on quote he said, "you should make out with Donnie Dick, I think he'd like to meet you"
I wanna know if it was or not! Lol
First second third fourth fifth sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth..... There
Mine is called the dinosaur;)
Lol @ sluts asking if it really was.
Yeah, he was just hoping for a bail out. Skill trumps size any day.
your nickname was "cumm dumpster" LOL
Just call it "ol' faithful"
Sounds like a cool guy
Try, " vagina killer" or " mouth magnet"
my epeen is way bigger than that
That nick name is way to extensive
LoL i call mine the machine.
What happens when he fails?