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  • Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 29, 10 at 3:54pm

    This is the first text on here to honestly make me laugh in a long fuckin tine

  • Submitted by aMFb on Nov 29, 10 at 2:34pm

    Dedication to fast food. Legit.

  • Submitted by IcedMango on Nov 29, 10 at 5:00pm

    This is one of the best texts I've read in a long time. Thank you!

  • Submitted by fearnaught44 on Nov 29, 10 at 5:01pm

    EPIC! Finally an original and funny text.

  • Submitted by BDGK on Nov 29, 10 at 5:54pm

    I just busted out laughing in class reading this and everyone is just sitting here looking at me... I love being stoned in math class

  • Submitted by Halers94 on Nov 29, 10 at 4:00pm

    man down onbviously doesn't matter when it comes to mcdicks

  • Submitted by michaelafogle on Nov 29, 10 at 5:14pm

    funniest tfln in a long time!

  • Submitted by lolly61191 on Nov 29, 10 at 3:51pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard! I would have loved to see that!

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 29, 10 at 5:44pm

    Damn egg McMuffins mean more more than some tripped up ho! Glad to see your priorities are in order, you're hired!

  • Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 29, 10 at 7:01pm

    A round of applause for the " leave her" guy! He is truly worthy of the medal of dishonor for unvalor!

  • Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:12pm

    I was drinking water as I was reading this and after I laughed/splashed water on my laptop, for some reason I'm not mad

  • Submitted by Zathelia on Nov 29, 10 at 5:35pm

    That would be like my friends. A good friend helps u up when u fall but a best friend laughs like he'll!

  • Submitted by rossybossy on Nov 30, 10 at 3:08pm

    Just laughed so loud at this everyone just looked at me lol

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    Submitted by n35ta on Nov 29, 10 at 10:44pm

    I geeked readin this

  • Submitted by naughtynuts on Dec 1, 10 at 11:32am

    I literally created a username to leave a comment for this text. Absolutely the funniest text ive read!! Thank u for sharing

  • Submitted by yowhaat on Dec 1, 10 at 7:47am

    Winner.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 10 at 11:42pm

    Ahahaha exactly what any SANE person would do

  • Submitted by wickedrudy on Dec 2, 10 at 11:48pm

    that's not from last night, it obviously from the morning.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:38am

    That man wants a fucking McGriddle. NOW.

  • Submitted by dbonch on Nov 30, 10 at 1:44am

    Priceless... :D

  • Submitted by ladi_kelz on Nov 30, 10 at 5:41pm

    This was quite hilarious!

  • Submitted by graphixgrrl on Dec 2, 10 at 7:16pm

    meh. mcd's isn't worth it.

  • Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 29, 10 at 8:03pm

    Does anyone else think this is about a bunch of fat chicks?

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      Submitted by allonsy10 on Sep 8, 11 at 12:32am

      I run like hell for food and I'm 5'4'' and weigh 110 at the absolute most.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 2:32pm

    Hahaha, that girl needs better friends!

  • Submitted by slammered on Dec 23, 10 at 4:57am

    Hahahhaha!!!! Fuck this is the best! Cracks me up everytime!!

  • Submitted by lu_her01 on Nov 30, 10 at 1:04am

    I've never laughed so hard in my life

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 10, 11 at 12:30am

    Lmao, love it.

  • Submitted by bostonrocks44 on Nov 29, 10 at 11:03pm

    Hahahaha coby. Who said that?

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    Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:02pm

    Thts called Devotion. Ur goin places Kidd.

  • Submitted by inlvwcats on Nov 30, 10 at 5:47am

    Best TFLN ever!! I could see my bff doing this to me.

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    Submitted by McBoogerBalls87 on Oct 24, 11 at 1:50pm

    Amazing!

  • Submitted by harley15 on Nov 29, 10 at 10:48pm

    Loved it!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by julianaa on Nov 29, 10 at 11:35pm

    Fat ass tripped haha

  • Submitted by KBuds on Dec 5, 10 at 4:06am

    I laughed hysterically at this one!! It sounds like something my husband would do for some mickeyDs... Priorities are very important in a relationship:)

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 3:25am

    I don't care of this is fake or not. This just made my day. Now my question is how far away was this mad run..? Also was Rick Scott around moving his fat ass as fast as he can causing the girl to fall because he wanted it all to himself..since that's the only reason why he's saying your fried non-stop here. Rick you afraid of people learning the truth about you??

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    Submitted by hotlauren on Oct 4, 11 at 2:46am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA this is funny shit!

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    Submitted by Luckyslev on May 12, 11 at 2:38am

    Your my hero!

  • Submitted by brezzybri on Dec 3, 10 at 1:53pm

    I read this in the middle of class and busted out laughing. Got all sorts of crazy looks bit completely worth it. This is so funny thanks for sharing :)

  • Submitted by emilysanerd on Dec 19, 10 at 11:18am

    Priorities.

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:48am

    Breakfast is fucking important. There are PSA's confirming that shit.

  • Submitted by rc685 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:26pm

    Haha no bs this is one of the best I've ever read. Plus, it's in my area. Way to rep Maryland.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 2:23pm

    Man down! Fired!

  • Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:17pm

    If they had the ability to run full speed without tripping how do they not have the ability to remember this?

    • Submitted by iheartFYS on Nov 30, 10 at 12:45pm

      exactly. also, it had to be eleven in the morning (on the weekend) to have to rush to McD's...? Most people wouldn't be so messed up they couldn't remember something at eleven in the morning. the odds just say no.

  • Submitted by rickscott on Nov 30, 10 at 1:48pm

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    Submitted by lolbeast34 on May 11, 11 at 5:26pm

    697 people didn't make it in time to get breakfast

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    Submitted by pumpedupkicks on Jan 22, 12 at 12:07pm

    That's fuckin hilarious!

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    Submitted by lxcusack1025 on Jan 6, 12 at 10:14pm

    I literally loled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 10 at 2:22pm

    fatty nooo

  • Submitted by rickscott on Nov 30, 10 at 1:51pm

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:37am

    BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gotta love McDonald's breakfast

  • Submitted by iheartFYS on Nov 30, 10 at 12:25am

    Sorry, but this is totally fake.