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  • If you let some seep up your asshole, yes.

    Submitted by smashedface on May 3, 11 at 3:15pm
    • very true, get extremely drunk. vodka enema ftw

      Submitted by danofballs on May 3, 11 at 3:43pm
      • You can rapidly absorb up to a liter of fluid through the lining of the rectum. This dosage method is known as per rectum (PR).

        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 3, 11 at 4:28pm
  • I think you have to be drunk to even try this in the first place

    Submitted by Phys on May 3, 11 at 4:55pm
  • why would you stand in a tank of vodka? why not just go get a cup and drink some?

    Submitted by quwoosh on May 3, 11 at 7:27pm
  • definitely not going to work since other than the callus layer which is only really on your hands and feet, your skin is water-proof.

    Submitted by R_R on May 3, 11 at 7:28pm
  • That's a lot if vodka. Instead of that you should throw a party! And invite me! If you're a girl and hot. Or a guy with hot girl friends! :D

    Submitted by Keanuu on May 4, 11 at 2:05pm
  • Lmao @ beatfirstfirst

    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 4, 11 at 6:29am
  • I think mj007 may have been joking. I hope? And I also hope R_R is joking or simply happened to choose his/her words very poorly. Skin is not "water proof" (sweat, anyone?) however one of its functions is certainly to help regulate fluid loss/intake in the body.

    Submitted by uchicago on May 4, 11 at 11:49pm
    • haha i was joking, sort of... you do absorb stuff through your skin but i dunno how effectively you could get "drunk" from sitting in vodka

      Submitted by mj007 on May 5, 11 at 1:02am
    • Look up phospholipid bilayers. Made to be water proof but they still actively transport intersticial fluids through the cell wall. There us a hydrophobic and a hydrophelic layer but it has to get fluids in. try per rectum fast, effective and more efficient.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 6, 11 at 4:42am
      • haha i prefer shots, but thanks for the advice

        Submitted by mj007 on May 18, 11 at 8:35pm
  • The answer is yes. anything you put on your skin is absorbed throughout your entire body and reaches your major internal organs with in 30 seconds. also, might i suggest the movie Beerfest

    Submitted by mj007 on May 3, 11 at 4:13pm
    • Moving a significant amount through the inisticial spaces, and perfusing though the blood stream to major organs would take longer than 30 seconds. Put a shit on your skin, and cover it with tegaderm or a plastic wrap so it cannot evaporate and see what happens.

      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 3, 11 at 4:32pm
  • Yeah, I think with enough time and enough vodka that would do it.

    Submitted by jltc on May 3, 11 at 3:22pm
  • first

    Submitted by beatfirstfirst on May 3, 11 at 3:02pm