when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Hahaha! either way, I'm going to stab you with it!
And he said, "And you brought a 60 gallon garbage bag in place of a tube sock."
Then why in the Fuck, did you bring a wizard's sleeve?
because you can hide anything in one of those!
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
No means no but duct tape means mmmm, mmmm, mmmph!
Sounds like something a South Alabama bitch would say.
OP is obviously male
@cfreymarc "Duct tape is like The Force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
Second best thing you've ever said. I can't remember the first but I know it exists.
I have that shirt
And you brought a sword to a joust.