Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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I need to be friends with these people!!
this is how it is done
This is the best thing I've ever read.
Drunken encounters with that who must not be named... Classic.
And this is how life should be lol.
Love this!! Possibly my favourite submission ever.
must have been a pretty big basket...
no its better normal sized just big enough his ass fits in it
Is this a Ke$ha song?
"Bigceaze" you're a dick.
Must have been a Jew
ah... the cosen one
heyy everyone just wanna apologize for that douchebagg alchfiend93 for spamming this awesome site about iwassofuckedup.com. i'm glad he's stopped. anddd lmao must have been one wiicked harry potter party
Awesome wish my friends did that
Wow what a loser!!!!
Fuck all you twats. Harry Potter can't hold a fucking candle to even the worst of Tolkien's writing. did what's her tits invent multiple languages for her books that could actually be learned? nope.
Is this at Penn State or Syracuse? If it is he probably did more than live.
thank satan there's no more Harry fucking douchebag potter movies coming out. the nerdiness can wane until The Hobbit comes out.
hug my sack, meatwad.