She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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First they're sour....then they're sweet :)
It's megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!
10 points for the Spaceballs reference!
Super lame comments...
Yup you added so much stfu.
1) Beat bitch. 2) Get blow job. 3) Beat bitch more. 4) Better blowjob. \n\nRinse and repeat.
The fuck is the matter with you?
Sour patch kids is the best candy in the world... Besides sour straws! Just saying.
This is proof you can make up a text from last night. This is the shit I think about at work..
Someone needs to spend the literally 3 hours it would take to fix the iPhone app for TFLN so that the comment feature actually frigging works like it does on a real computer.