It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess