it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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This text is evidence in itself that you are not too pretty to pee behind a dumpster.
What does being pretty have to do with having to go pee behind a dumpster?
Obviously not if you even considered that as an option.
You are never too pretty to pee behind a dumpster. Desperate times call for desperate measures. No time for pride.
I would rather you pee there too. That's hott
No you're not.
Drunk hot white girls in short dresses peeing on the street is so sexy
A bit high on yourself I think.
and apparently you are too arrogant to stop talking
No... no, you're really not.
You will never get a date from me you suck up bitch!
No one asked for a date with you, fool.
I wanna know what the other option was.
i pee in the dumpster. so what are u implying?
That's right. Us Washington girls are too pretty for that.