Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Maybe if you spent more time fucking on the table and less time eating at it, it wouldn't have broken, fatty.
you are my hero
Weak table, or strong sex...
it broke because he was fucking that morbidly obese 45 year old patient from the \n707.
Good call 2:59!
Cut back on the hostess cupcakes already!
Mystery solved: those itchy bumps on your dick are herpes sores.
Wrong post there, herpe dick
Truer words have never been spoken 2:59