I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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dude 90% of people with it don't show signs. THATS why its spread so much. and it doesn't always look like the pictures, so yeah it can be easily confused with razor bumps. I know 3 people with it and each of their doctors confused it for jock itch, "stress rash," and a skin infection. Maybe health classes should be refined so people don't have so much stigma about it.
Don't be fool, wrap your tool.
well 10:04 this is 9:58...i have herpes and didn't notice it on the schmuck who gave it to me, and when i went to the doc honestly didn't think it was anything cause it didnt look like much. and there aren't like 20 at once so it's not like someone would look and be like what is that!!!! seriously though it doesn't (at least mine) look like it does in health ed
I have a beautiful landscape, any of you farmers care to plow it?
10:33 is weird. and lmao at 11:16 lol
I got herpes from my husband, who has never had a visible outbreak. I have never had a visible outbreak. I only know I'm positive because I had the blood test. You'll have to point out where I made a "bad decision" because I'm not seeing it. And that 20% number? It includes 12 year olds and nuns. Once you get to people who are 40+ and/or have had 5+ sexual partners, it is a lot higher.
Im sooo sorry that you have that dude. NH tries to keep it clean you know what mean, we keep it classy but we're all ginned up!
"I got herpes on purpose."
Alright, moving on...
If razor burn could be mistaken for herpes and vice versa, DON'T SHAVE DOWN THERE, GIRLS. That's fucking disgusting.
Sorry about the herpes. Condoms don't always protect against that, if indeed you wore one.
At least you got some unlike 90% of the people on here...
11:25 has been playing to much farmville on facebook I think...
herpes doesn't always look like it does in health class and can sometimes be really small. i'd be livid.
yes AND condoms dont always protect you... I dated a guy and he used a condom but he must have had an outbreak on his testicles.... Only found out AFTER he dumped me... He should be shot... I was livid ALSO
At least 25% of people have herpes. Its not life threatening. Making it a deal breaker if someone has it is ignorant. I'm not saying it's good to lie about, but it's not as horrible as the herpes muppet on the Dave chappell show, so get over yourself
this is such bullshit.... there is no way in hell a person could believe that herpes bumps are NATURAL.... Who the hell has natural bumps all over there snatch?? dumbass
So what of 25% of the population has it, 75% of us don't and we kinda want to keep it that way.
Well kids, this is why you get checked every 6 months for STDS.
all this it doesn't show sings shit doesn't matter when were concerned with this particular text considering the bitch DID have bumbs and just plain out told him not to worry about it... yeah he's an idiot
It is medically possible to spread the disease without any visible signs of an infection or outbreak. Condoms aren't foolproof for anything, they simply lessen the liklihood of contracting a disease.
1:57, you're a douchenozzle and an asshat. So fuck you.
Wrap it before u tap it
11:58 I got herpes from my boyfriend of three years so you can kiss my "bad decision" ass
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
lmao this bitch just said so what? Everybody has herpes . What's going on with this world
So essentially anyone with a coldsore can get bent and live in a colony as far as you're concerned? The fact is that we all get viruses and herpes isn't that big of a deal. Just because it's an STD doesn't mean it's the worst thing that can happen to your body. I bet you smoke, don't you, captain logic?
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"I really enjoy reading how you actually waste your lives to argue anonymously..."
Um, isn't that exactly what you've just done?
Isn't it equally wasteful of your own life to spend the same amount of time on TFLN doing something moderately different?
12:17... Guess you didn't go to college.
Ummm actually for the LA area 75% do have stds....
There are groups on Y a hoo where you can meet others with herpes and get support, info, friendship and dates!
The consequences appear to be you have the herpes and from time to time you get visible crotch rot.
Not fake, she's just trying to cover up that she has it...
Oh king Brooklyn remember that hot wild night we had a few weeks ago? Well the thing is.... U now have gonnorhea.
Although it's probably the least harmful STD you have it your entire life. Outbreaks look and feel unpleasant but other than that it doesn't effect your health.
Please stop actin like only whores get herpes/STD's, everyone gets it. Well over 50% of the population has Simplex 1/Coldsores. Guess what? Most likely you got it from your parents, they kissed you when you were a baby. It is passed on from generation to generation.
I know when you get her naked she feels so good and she may smell like lilac or some shit but she'll never be able to wash away what could be INSIDE her! Wrap it up, you are not invincible
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahHhHHHHhHHHahhahahahahahah that's fucking hilarious. That's a bitch..
that's what you get for fucking a whore!
So basically the lesson of the day (tho I doubt any of you fools a. have any opportunities to get any anyway or b. give a damn) is don't have sex with people you just met, don't know and don't trust. Use a condom and your chances are higher of staying clean, but at the end of the day everybody lies, sorry the world sucks.
11:38, just shut up, we might have felt sorry for you having herpes if you hadn't been such an absolute douchebaguette.
This is why you fuck virgins... Op was a virgin... Shouldn't have slept with that hooker from your brothers room
HAHAHAHA DUMB ASS THAT SAME THING HAPPEN 2 BIG TONE HE GAVE IT 2 FREON LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO(KING BROOKLYN)
This makes me want to go get tested.
Serves ya right right for not wearing a condom dumbass
no and it was probably the prudest sex i've ever had to...meaning we never really rolled around rubbing up eachother naked either, so it's not like it even transmitted that way.
Just want to say for all the dumbasses out there.Wearing a condom only covers your dick NOT your balls...how many times have you fucked some chick and had your balls slappin against their vag...thus you can still get herpes EVEN if you wrap....dumbasses
Don't be a fool, rap your tool .
herpes is for life lol
hopefully people like you don't breed.
Speaking of blowing asshole...anyone want to lick my starfish?
This isn't funny.... Lol
Are we really having a "herpes isn't that bad" discussion? This is quickly supplanting Deuschiness as California's leading state illness.
Did the condom ever break?
What are these so called consequences I'm dealing with? Should I be worried mr perfect?
Don't put it in unless ur wearin a thin.
DONT BE MAD AT ME CAUSE U HAVE IT AND I DONT(KING BROOKLYN)
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11:38, keep your leper lizard in its cage. No one wants what you're carrying.
11:25 .. I'll plow it if it's nice (: aha
enjoy your herpagonasiphylaids bitch
agreed. plus there are other signs...herpes hurts and has weird feelings unlike razor burn. it just takes time to catch on.
This is hilarious. This should be a line in a movie
Have fun with that. Valtrex is fucking expensive.
who would wanna go at it while having an OB anyways!!! It hurts already when you're not doing anything, OUCH.....
South california love!
No I don't smoke. No do I do drugs. I simply don't want your herpes. It's not my fault you got and are embarrased by it so you try to act like it's no big deal. Your herpes leppar colony is way over the top. You made bad decisions and are now facing the consequences deal with it.
That's the problem with guys going on about how ugly a pussy looks and smells, that they all assume the worst and now can't even tell that HERPES are unnatural.
or like after every sex partner 6:34, depending how much you sleep around that is
11:45 you are trying to argue with several people at once and doing a poor job at it. Sorry you got herpes but you made the decision to fuck whoever you got it from so deal with. Dipshit.
11:38, you are an idiot...people can contract herpes when the other person has NO signs and even if a condom is used...so it's not about making bad decisions...some people just are in the wrong place at the wrong time...moron. Don't hate on everyone because you don't get any.
Uhh this ain't yours dude, it's from "I hope they serve beer in he'll." good try though.
I'm so glad I don't have an STD :)
If a girl has a bumps on her face or pussy RUN!!!!!!
Blows asshole for you then.
Dude wtf? How the hell can you NOT tell the difference? Razor burn and herpes are far from easy to confuse with one another! You failed health didnt you? Dumbass
health has horrible pictures. they are easy enough to confuse. not everyone even gets blisters. they can just look like little cuts. ignorant fuck
The OP never said anything about razor burn, why does everyone assume that's what the girl said it was?
Don't.be silly, wrap your Willy..
So what? Everybody has herpes...
Some asshole gave it to me when I was 18...just thought I would pass it forward...
Oh wow is all I have to say about you guys on here. HAHA. I really enjoy reading the petty fighting you all do, I mean really? It shows up as anonymous but yet you guys/girls make fun of eachother like it will actually offend each other and/or make a difference. Please don't mistake this as negative I really enjoy reading how you actually waste your lives to argue anonymously. Thanks everyone.
Rock on fellow life-waster
know who else has herpes? jessica simpson. would you do her? now you can.
its what you get for not paying attention in health class.... the other is, dont believe when they say they are shaving bumps
hey 10:27 funny you should say that. the guy i was with, him and i used a condom EVERY single time and one of us gave it to eachother. so i still encourage them but it isn't necesarily going to work.
i dont think he meant razor burns are like herpes, i think he meant that since the little dumbass thought her herpes were in the natural landscape, he wouldnt know... ahh fuck it... 5th graders on this site are stupid
My ex boyfriend of 3 years has herpes. It could easily look like razor burn. If pictures are all you ever know of herpes consider yourself lucky! But don't hate on whomever this is. they can be TINY. Why do you think they're so easy to spread and so many people have them?
I should tell everyone my natural landscape is really herpes.
you're an idiot for believing her to begin with.
I have herpes so what?
(Big Tone The Bitch)
Get checked BEFORE you have sex with a new partner, and know that BOTH of you are clean... (or not). That way you and they can make and INFORMED decision, deciding if the 'risk' is worth it. Sometimes a slight risk is worth a loving partner.
It is less risky to have sex with someone who KNOWS they are infected and is HONEST with you about when they are having an outbreak, than to have sex with someone who 'thinks' they are clean.
Okay tips..,, if anybody got domethin funky goin in down there... Dint touch that sit at all
Once again this app makes me glad I don't make bad choices and can be a complete idiot vicariously through you guys : D Awwww...
That sucks! Can't trust anyone
I got herpes on purpose. Not a bad decision. She told me she had it and was tainted and I had the best sex in my life with her. Anyone who is scared of herpes is an idiot, and probably have it without knowing anyway
where are the trolls when you need them?
Captain fallacy is right