I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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This kind of ignorance and sluttery makes me ashamed to be the same sex as the OP... some girls are such fuckin dirty whores.
And yes, I said sluttery. Add that shit to urban dictionary.
In Soviet Russia, sex has YOU
Get thee to the health center...
Queen STD strikes again...
pretty sure that counts..slut
skank ass nasty. love it.
9:42, "sluttery" is already in UrbanDictionary.
The point is for this stuff ti be funny and this damb sure is
Hop off her back
birth control? pulling out?
good lord, no wonder 3 out of 4 young people have an STD. stop being idiots; babies aren't the only thing condoms control.
10:09, you missed the whole part of how this particular lay doesn't count towards his/her 'number.' Sure, they used protection THIS time, but unless her so-called 'number' is 0, he/she has done it without a condom. And I'm inclined to believe more than once.
And it's because of people like this that I ALWAYS use condoms, I do not like the idea of my vagina falling out because of countless STDs.
10:01 is a lifetime virgin. Only dorks living in mamma basement say shit like that.
I agree...whore...need to get a bio hazard sign above your pussy.
birth control all the wayy
Obey the Law!!!
Go in RAW!!
hahahah your such a dumbfuck! You still had sex with him....he definitely counts!
10:09, I choo choo choose you
always use condom. end of story.
Wow your a freaking idiot you should def. Get outta of the gene pool
I respect you 1045 c:
The girl sounds more stupid then whorey. Also 10:13 If you have one night stands, your a whore too. STFU. Vagina's do not get loose because of frequency, just age and childbirth. As long as a person is honest and clean there's nothing wrong with them sleeping around, no matter what gender.
November 29, 2009 1:03AM: Not necessary dude. I take extreme offense, not even blondes are that stupid or skanky.
You're blonde, right?
personally i laughed lmfao. :P
AIDS ridden whore die you bitch
Wow that sounds a bit wierd
Luckily for him then!
It counts whore. Go ahead and give him a buisness card from the free clinic. U know u keep a stack of them by ur bed whore.
I love IOWA :] Dirty counrty HOES lol
Wow if thrs true my number would be like....3! I'm all 4 that!!!
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY! Haaaa
I didn't use a condom last night. Know what? I loved it!!
This bitch has abortions.
can i put it in ur butt?
ppl are so literal.....i thought this was fuckin hilarious!
You guys are dumb. It's a joke site stop judging.
I love you, and people are totally misconstruing this, your not a slut because you used a condom, and why would you have to go to the clinic if you used a condom! Plus, you gotta get choooz.
You are a badass. this is going on my facebook.
i'll hook up with you 1005.... i swallow
Haha all you guys call her a whore. As If you wouldn't fuck her given the chance.
Not saying its a bad thing but you're a whore. its cool though.
its just a website damn even though most of the texts are usually talking about some slutty girl but i doubt that this girl even exists most of these texts are just jokes
If only I had knew then I would only be on like 10 instead of like 50!
are you an imbecile?
do you not realize that a condom on a dick doesn't differenciate whether sex was had? It only protects you from a chance of disease or pregnancy? either way, you had sex....
I'm so glad I'm married.
Hey, 2:59.....love you
natta girl way to think like a dude. respect
Must have been oral sex. Good shit OP
Bahahaha!!! Then I'm still a virgin
Whore. You'll die of Gonnorhea. :P
And this is how he avoided the STD
ha sure her name is not brittany spears lmao
Sounds like someone likes to have many types of STDs..
it counts, and ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM
Beautiful. I threw up in my mouth a little.
Jesus, I would be at 4. I like that number I whole lot better then 28
My initials are RAW and that's how I hit it
It's not sex if you don't swallow... didn't Bill Clinton say something like that?
Hahaha i had sex last night and im 319 wonder if i was that guy?!?! Hmmm
Can't spell stupid without STD... Dumb whore
Hey 756 I feel sorry for your husband getting your left over slut hole. People actually marry these fucking whores someday... Poor bastards
I like how kist people assume this was said by a girl...
You guys that get really upset about this kind of stuff need to get laid. Forreal. It's a fucking anonymous text; get over yourselves and laugh at the pointlessness of reading this.
Maybe by finally she means that she didn't give out duhh
3 oh! 3=Dumbass. You aren't the only guy in Waterloo/CF getting some. And the text was posted before Nov. 30 so it wasn't you. Sorry you don't get to claim this whore.
Dirty whores. Amazing
Jesus saves 1 corinthians6:9-11
Oh FFS... literally.
Because you are a genius and only consider a "sexual partner" the dudes that baste your turkey, requiring you to use the last of your morning after pills or hitting up Planned Parenthood in a few weeks! you can't fix STUPID!!!
to the one that said 3 in 4 young people have an STD, actually it's 1 in 4. woo for anthropology.
yes please :P
Lame AND retarded. Happy herpes, dumbass!
Lol I used to do the same thing!!! Now I'm married and those fun days are over. Rock on girlie!
Condoms suck that's what birth control pills or shots are for.
now class, it looks like we have a dumbass in our group. ill go over the sex-ed lesson we had the other day:
penis into vagina = SEX.
Rhys my fucking dawg!
i WISH life worked this way!
filthy fucking whore