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  • Avatar? Yes. And to top it off, those blue people are disturbingly hot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:04pm
  • 7:05 if you don't like these texts get off the site. No one wants to hear you bitch about everything. It just makes people hate you. Go. Away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Imagine having to sit through the uncut version of dances with wolves and not getting any after.....and then having her want to do the same the next weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Lol avatar was better than sex..... That includes really awesome sex too,..... The movie was just that good haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:54pm
  • seeing avatar high in 3D is far better than sex, no questions asked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:22am
  • Those blue avatar people were strangely attractive, I agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Yeah, Avatar's epic alright...if you've never sen a movie made before 2006.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Fucking avatar. Most difficult movie to sit through without putting your hand in your boyfriends pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:31pm
    • yeah i did that to mine and he got all prude-like. avatar does some weird shit to people

      Submitted by prettymutant on Mar 3, 10 at 11:05pm
  • cant go 3 hours without it huh? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:07pm
  • 742 it has nothing to do with getting laid that does sound whoreish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:52pm
  • 8:18. It's not the fact that they're insulting a whore that makes me mad, it's the fact that I'd really rather not hear them bitch and moan about something they choose to read. If you don't like the texts, don't read them. It's that simple. And to answer your question, it doesn't hit anywhere near home. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop being a jackass and jumping to conclusions about people you don't know much about. Fuck you and have a nice day:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:42pm
  • HARD LIKE MY DICK -BTK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Your face is hard not too fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:20am
  • Sounds more like a guy to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:43pm
  • lol, agreed! it is very hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:55pm
  • The Avatar connundrum. The movie distracts from the sexual obligations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:33pm
  • if u cant go 3 hours w/ out it then it must be hard to have a job or function on a day to day basis! people like that give maryland a bad rep!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:58pm
  • 10:26. Ain't lookin too good, is it bitch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I wanna see Avatar so bad. D;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:54pm
  • I want to move tobpandora.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:50am
  • Not hard at all.. Then again, I'm a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm
  • I want a avatar/sherlok holmes/porno.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:27pm
  • It's easy You just don't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Mannn even before I had had sex it was hard not to do anything, and I'm a chick. I don't wanna hear judgements xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:14am
  • Yay for us virgins!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:58am
  • 7:59 why does somebody insulting a whore make you mad?? It must hit close to home huh??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:18pm
  • you need to lift up the arm reat and lether give you head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Dude that shit sucks. It's one of the worst things known to man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:45pm
  • Agreeeeeed. Sherlock Holmes for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:33pm
  • maybe if you didn't look like a thrown-up liger you would've gotten laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:44pm
  • 11:20pm almost only counts in horse shoes and hand gernades. If the theater was packed then u didn't almost get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:30am
  • Shut up my mom says I have a big penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:48pm
  • dude... pull down your pants.... be a man.... and show her your the fuckin man... use your dick bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:15pm
  • lmao this was my friend. shes a chick, and got stuck going to that movie with her boyfriend. hasn't been laid in months man, lay off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Because 2:52, it is a new movie that is like three hours long that definately won't lead to a fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:38am
  • Yeah, it's easy... Get married. I fucked it enough in the first 5 years that I can sit thru winter and not fuck it. My neighbor and her sister is a different story tho!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:11pm
  • We're messin with Texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:01pm
  • I used to sucks for u. But how did u like avitar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:19am
  • Take me AND I'll let u FUCK me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:37am
  • Thats gonna be me at 7:00 tonight. Fucking Avatar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:43pm
  • avatar? that movie looks boring. i would probably rather fuck than watch too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:20pm
  • hahaha this is great. i went to see 2012 with my on-again off-again boyfriend and it was sooo unrealistic andd so long! we were teasing eachother the whole movie. then we waited until everyone left the theater and fucked really quickly in the theater after the movie =) amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:59pm
  • If you're a virgin you shouldn't even be on this site..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:24am
  • That's right, fuck your keyboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:29pm
  • idk about maryland but the movie theater for avatar in 3d last weekend in WA was jam packed. it might be kinda awkward ;p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:12am
  • why does everyone think avatar? they coulda been watching some long ass movie at home. cuz i can sit thru a long movie at a theater but if we're at home we better be missing at least half of whatever movie is on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:52am
  • Agree! ...and I'm a chick :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:43am
  • Not very -Jeff costello

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:23am
  • Hard enough. No one is taking into accout the fact the movie was most likely lord of the rings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:17am
  • Avatar.... Shoulda watchted the movie it was amazingly epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:21pm
  • I was wondering the same 934. Seems more likes man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Lmfao 7:11 so so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:19pm
  • that sounds painful...even as a female

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Or seen, rather. Fuck my keyboard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Omg!!!! That's sooooo damn true?!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:31am
  • i want to meet this girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Hahahaha. Yeah. Ik.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:53pm
  • 7:24 I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:16pm
  • Yep you poor basterd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:10am
  • Oh you bet I would, 11:30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:32pm
  • It was definitely hard to sit through Avatar...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:23pm
  • 9:52: AVATAR IS TOTALLY WORTH IT but yeah. i think its a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Must of been avatar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:51pm
  • I got some tonight. I love hitting the cervix, best feeling ever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:13am
  • 10:54 your one fuckd sum bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm
  • 7:04, it made me feel weird, but I wholeheartedly agree. They are pretty hot, in a strange way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Hahha lmfao sounds like my nitty :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Ahahahah just did this shit. My gf came over and nothin happened

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:54pm
  • remind me not to join you for a "boys night out at the movies"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Wow, another virgin on this site besides me? Kudos, 9:00. I wouldntfind ithard either. Not going to rag on those who make other decisions unlike some...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Avatar? Had that same problem too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:26am
  • Avvvvaataar that blue chick...dam.. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:12pm
  • In Soviet Russia, blue slut fucks you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:07am
  • avatar!!! I almost got head but the theatre was packed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Why is it presumed that the author of this text is a woman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Yes to a date, means yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Yes happens to me all the time. Were just a bunch of horny fucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:01pm
  • I am almost sure I know who this is... and that I am the girl who didn't get fucked :(

    Submitted by TFinGuaranteed on May 19, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Hell yea man and then girls get pissed when u try that every movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Oh yeah..I have been there dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:11pm
  • gotta love columbia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Oh yeah! It's the hardest feeling in the world. (No pun intended.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:17am
  • just do it in the movie theater =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Lol why does everyone mention avatar? Great movie in 3d tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Yes fast an furious 2,,I kno it's not 3 hours but myt as well been !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Haha I totally agree! Just fuck em then and there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Um. Why'd you even go see the movie? I skip that part and just get to the fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:29pm
  • FUCK BLUE SLUTS... GET A LIFE EVERYONE...............SOVIET RUSSIA DOES MUCH BETTER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:22pm
  • I prefer pre-fucking in the parking lot, in the theatre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:12am
  • Why would a girl ever fuck a guy who says that???? You can think it but at least don't say it asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:22pm
  • I bet you'd like to watch, huh, 11:29?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Depends who your watchin the movie with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Haha me and my bf can barely male it through an episode of Monty python. Three hour movie isn't an option unless there's an extra person in the room...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:53pm
  • You had sex during Schindler's List?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm
  • Wow. Another fucking whore/slut. Mom would be proud of you. Get some morals and ethics in your life, tramp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:05pm
  • I agree! Movies in theaters make me weirdly horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:09pm