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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:04pm

    Avatar? Yes. And to top it off, those blue people are disturbingly hot...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:59pm

    7:05 if you don't like these texts get off the site. No one wants to hear you bitch about everything. It just makes people hate you. Go. Away.

  • 78 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:07pm

    cant go 3 hours without it huh? haha

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:18pm

    Imagine having to sit through the uncut version of dances with wolves and not getting any after.....and then having her want to do the same the next weekend

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:27pm

    I want a avatar/sherlok holmes/porno.....

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:24pm

    Those blue avatar people were strangely attractive, I agree.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:33pm

    The Avatar connundrum. The movie distracts from the sexual obligations.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:54pm

    Lol avatar was better than sex..... That includes really awesome sex too,..... The movie was just that good haha

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm

    Yeah, Avatar's epic alright...if you've never sen a movie made before 2006.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm

    Not hard at all.. Then again, I'm a virgin

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:59pm

    HARD LIKE MY DICK -BTK

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:42pm

    8:18. It's not the fact that they're insulting a whore that makes me mad, it's the fact that I'd really rather not hear them bitch and moan about something they choose to read. If you don't like the texts, don't read them. It's that simple. And to answer your question, it doesn't hit anywhere near home. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop being a jackass and jumping to conclusions about people you don't know much about. Fuck you and have a nice day:]

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:15pm

    dude... pull down your pants.... be a man.... and show her your the fuckin man... use your dick bro

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:54pm

    I wanna see Avatar so bad. D;

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:22am

    seeing avatar high in 3D is far better than sex, no questions asked

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:31pm

    Fucking avatar. Most difficult movie to sit through without putting your hand in your boyfriends pants

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      Submitted by prettymutant on Mar 3, 10 at 11:05pm

      yeah i did that to mine and he got all prude-like. avatar does some weird shit to people

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:06pm

    that sounds painful...even as a female

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:43pm

    Sounds more like a guy to me.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:58pm

    if u cant go 3 hours w/ out it then it must be hard to have a job or function on a day to day basis! people like that give maryland a bad rep!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:01pm

    It's easy You just don't

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:54pm

    Ahahahah just did this shit. My gf came over and nothin happened

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:33pm

    Agreeeeeed. Sherlock Holmes for me.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:44pm

    maybe if you didn't look like a thrown-up liger you would've gotten laid

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:18pm

    7:59 why does somebody insulting a whore make you mad?? It must hit close to home huh??

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:58am

    Yay for us virgins!! Lol

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:42pm

    10:26. Ain't lookin too good, is it bitch?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:43pm

    Thats gonna be me at 7:00 tonight. Fucking Avatar.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:17pm

    you need to lift up the arm reat and lether give you head

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:52am

    why does everyone think avatar? they coulda been watching some long ass movie at home. cuz i can sit thru a long movie at a theater but if we're at home we better be missing at least half of whatever movie is on

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:20am

    Your face is hard not too fuck!

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:29pm

    That's right, fuck your keyboard.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:50am

    I want to move tobpandora.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:16pm

    7:24 I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:12am

    idk about maryland but the movie theater for avatar in 3d last weekend in WA was jam packed. it might be kinda awkward ;p

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:37am

    Take me AND I'll let u FUCK me!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:45pm

    Dude that shit sucks. It's one of the worst things known to man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:11pm

    Yeah, it's easy... Get married. I fucked it enough in the first 5 years that I can sit thru winter and not fuck it. My neighbor and her sister is a different story tho!!!

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:40pm

    I was wondering the same 934. Seems more likes man.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:19pm

    Lmfao 7:11 so so true

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:10am

    Yep you poor basterd

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:24am

    If you're a virgin you shouldn't even be on this site..

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:52pm

    742 it has nothing to do with getting laid that does sound whoreish

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:23pm

    It was definitely hard to sit through Avatar...lol

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:55pm

    lol, agreed! it is very hard.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:37pm

    remind me not to join you for a "boys night out at the movies"

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:19am

    I used to sucks for u. But how did u like avitar?

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:55pm

    lmao this was my friend. shes a chick, and got stuck going to that movie with her boyfriend. hasn't been laid in months man, lay off.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:51pm

    Must of been avatar!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:16pm

    Yes fast an furious 2,,I kno it's not 3 hours but myt as well been !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:21pm

    Avatar.... Shoulda watchted the movie it was amazingly epic

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:43am

    Agree! ...and I'm a chick :)

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:47pm

    7:04, it made me feel weird, but I wholeheartedly agree. They are pretty hot, in a strange way.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:34pm

    Why is it presumed that the author of this text is a woman?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:37pm

    9:52: AVATAR IS TOTALLY WORTH IT but yeah. i think its a guy.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:01pm

    We're messin with Texas

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:07pm

    i want to meet this girl

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:53pm

    Hahahaha. Yeah. Ik.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:07am

    In Soviet Russia, blue slut fucks you

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:17am

    Oh yeah! It's the hardest feeling in the world. (No pun intended.)

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:12pm

    Avvvvaataar that blue chick...dam.. Lol

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:23am

    Not very -Jeff costello

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    10:54 your one fuckd sum bitch

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:14am

    Mannn even before I had had sex it was hard not to do anything, and I'm a chick. I don't wanna hear judgements xD

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:17am

    Hard enough. No one is taking into accout the fact the movie was most likely lord of the rings

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:27pm

    Or seen, rather. Fuck my keyboard.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:11pm

    Oh yeah..I have been there dude

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:48pm

    Shut up my mom says I have a big penis

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:01pm

    Yes happens to me all the time. Were just a bunch of horny fucks

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:30am

    11:20pm almost only counts in horse shoes and hand gernades. If the theater was packed then u didn't almost get it.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:23pm

    Wow, another virgin on this site besides me? Kudos, 9:00. I wouldntfind ithard either. Not going to rag on those who make other decisions unlike some...

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:26am

    Avatar? Had that same problem too.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:30pm

    I bet you'd like to watch, huh, 11:29?

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:05pm

    just do it in the movie theater =)

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:29pm

    Um. Why'd you even go see the movie? I skip that part and just get to the fun.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:32pm

    Oh you bet I would, 11:30.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:22pm

    FUCK BLUE SLUTS... GET A LIFE EVERYONE...............SOVIET RUSSIA DOES MUCH BETTER

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:59pm

    hahaha this is great. i went to see 2012 with my on-again off-again boyfriend and it was sooo unrealistic andd so long! we were teasing eachother the whole movie. then we waited until everyone left the theater and fucked really quickly in the theater after the movie =) amazing.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:01pm

    Depends who your watchin the movie with

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:32pm

    Hahha lmfao sounds like my nitty :)

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:19pm

    gotta love columbia.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:20pm

    avatar? that movie looks boring. i would probably rather fuck than watch too.

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:31am

    Omg!!!! That's sooooo damn true?!!!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:38am

    Because 2:52, it is a new movie that is like three hours long that definately won't lead to a fuck

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:22pm

    Why would a girl ever fuck a guy who says that???? You can think it but at least don't say it asshole!

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:07pm

    Lol why does everyone mention avatar? Great movie in 3d tho

  • 39 61
    Submitted by TFinGuaranteed on May 19, 10 at 3:07pm

    I am almost sure I know who this is... and that I am the girl who didn't get fucked :(

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:39pm

    Yes to a date, means yes

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:29pm

    Hell yea man and then girls get pissed when u try that every movie

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:20pm

    avatar!!! I almost got head but the theatre was packed

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:13am

    I got some tonight. I love hitting the cervix, best feeling ever...

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:21pm

    Haha I totally agree! Just fuck em then and there!

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 11:53pm

    Haha me and my bf can barely male it through an episode of Monty python. Three hour movie isn't an option unless there's an extra person in the room...

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 4:12am

    I prefer pre-fucking in the parking lot, in the theatre

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm

    You had sex during Schindler's List?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:05pm

    Wow. Another fucking whore/slut. Mom would be proud of you. Get some morals and ethics in your life, tramp.

  • 36 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:09pm

    I agree! Movies in theaters make me weirdly horny