do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Avatar? Yes. And to top it off, those blue people are disturbingly hot...
7:05 if you don't like these texts get off the site. No one wants to hear you bitch about everything. It just makes people hate you. Go. Away.
Imagine having to sit through the uncut version of dances with wolves and not getting any after.....and then having her want to do the same the next weekend
Lol avatar was better than sex..... That includes really awesome sex too,..... The movie was just that good haha
seeing avatar high in 3D is far better than sex, no questions asked
Those blue avatar people were strangely attractive, I agree.
Fucking avatar. Most difficult movie to sit through without putting your hand in your boyfriends pants
yeah i did that to mine and he got all prude-like. avatar does some weird shit to people
cant go 3 hours without it huh? haha
Yeah, Avatar's epic alright...if you've never sen a movie made before 2006.
742 it has nothing to do with getting laid that does sound whoreish
HARD LIKE MY DICK
8:18. It's not the fact that they're insulting a whore that makes me mad, it's the fact that I'd really rather not hear them bitch and moan about something they choose to read. If you don't like the texts, don't read them. It's that simple. And to answer your question, it doesn't hit anywhere near home. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop being a jackass and jumping to conclusions about people you don't know much about. Fuck you and have a nice day:]
The Avatar connundrum. The movie distracts from the sexual obligations.
Your face is hard not too fuck!
if u cant go 3 hours w/ out it then it must be hard to have a job or function on a day to day basis! people like that give maryland a bad rep!
10:26. Ain't lookin too good, is it bitch?
lol, agreed! it is very hard.
Sounds more like a guy to me.
I wanna see Avatar so bad. D;
I want to move tobpandora.
You just don't
I want a avatar/sherlok holmes/porno.....
7:59 why does somebody insulting a whore make you mad?? It must hit close to home huh??
you need to lift up the arm reat and lether give you head
Mannn even before I had had sex it was hard not to do anything, and I'm a chick. I don't wanna hear judgements xD
Yay for us virgins!! Lol
Not hard at all.. Then again, I'm a virgin
Dude that shit sucks. It's one of the worst things known to man!
Agreeeeeed. Sherlock Holmes for me.
maybe if you didn't look like a thrown-up liger you would've gotten laid
11:20pm almost only counts in horse shoes and hand gernades. If the theater was packed then u didn't almost get it.
Shut up my mom says I have a big penis
Yeah, it's easy... Get married. I fucked it enough in the first 5 years that I can sit thru winter and not fuck it. My neighbor and her sister is a different story tho!!!
Because 2:52, it is a new movie that is like three hours long that definately won't lead to a fuck
lmao this was my friend. shes a chick, and got stuck going to that movie with her boyfriend. hasn't been laid in months man, lay off.
We're messin with Texas
dude... pull down your pants.... be a man.... and show her your the fuckin man... use your dick bro
I used to sucks for u. But how did u like avitar?
Thats gonna be me at 7:00 tonight. Fucking Avatar.
idk about maryland but the movie theater for avatar in 3d last weekend in WA was jam packed. it might be kinda awkward ;p
If you're a virgin you shouldn't even be on this site..
That's right, fuck your keyboard.
hahaha this is great. i went to see 2012 with my on-again off-again boyfriend and it was sooo unrealistic andd so long! we were teasing eachother the whole movie. then we waited until everyone left the theater and fucked really quickly in the theater after the movie =) amazing.
Agree! ...and I'm a chick :)
why does everyone think avatar? they coulda been watching some long ass movie at home. cuz i can sit thru a long movie at a theater but if we're at home we better be missing at least half of whatever movie is on
Take me AND I'll let u FUCK me!
avatar? that movie looks boring. i would probably rather fuck than watch too.
I was wondering the same 934. Seems more likes man.
Lmfao 7:11 so so true
that sounds painful...even as a female
Or seen, rather. Fuck my keyboard.
Hahahaha. Yeah. Ik.
Yep you poor basterd
Hard enough. No one is taking into accout the fact the movie was most likely lord of the rings
Oh you bet I would, 11:30.
Omg!!!! That's sooooo damn true?!!!
i want to meet this girl
It was definitely hard to sit through Avatar...lol
Ahahahah just did this shit. My gf came over and nothin happened
7:04, it made me feel weird, but I wholeheartedly agree. They are pretty hot, in a strange way.
Avatar.... Shoulda watchted the movie it was amazingly epic
7:24 I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.
Must of been avatar!
10:54 your one fuckd sum bitch
I got some tonight. I love hitting the cervix, best feeling ever...
Hahha lmfao sounds like my nitty :)
Wow, another virgin on this site besides me? Kudos, 9:00. I wouldntfind ithard either.
Not going to rag on those who make other decisions unlike some...
Avatar? Had that same problem too.
9:52: AVATAR IS TOTALLY WORTH IT
but yeah. i think its a guy.
In Soviet Russia, blue slut fucks you
Avvvvaataar that blue chick...dam.. Lol
remind me not to join you for a "boys night out at the movies"
Why is it presumed that the author of this text is a woman?
avatar!!! I almost got head but the theatre was packed
Yes to a date, means yes
Yes happens to me all the time. Were just a bunch of horny fucks
Hell yea man and then girls get pissed when u try that every movie
I am almost sure I know who this is... and that I am the girl who didn't get fucked :(
gotta love columbia.
Oh yeah..I have been there dude
Oh yeah! It's the hardest feeling in the world. (No pun intended.)
just do it in the movie theater =)
Lol why does everyone mention avatar? Great movie in 3d tho
FUCK BLUE SLUTS... GET A LIFE EVERYONE...............SOVIET RUSSIA DOES MUCH BETTER
Yes fast an furious 2,,I kno it's not 3 hours but myt as well been !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha I totally agree! Just fuck em then and there!
Um. Why'd you even go see the movie? I skip that part and just get to the fun.
I prefer pre-fucking in the parking lot, in the theatre
I bet you'd like to watch, huh, 11:29?
Depends who your watchin the movie with
Haha me and my bf can barely male it through an episode of Monty python. Three hour movie isn't an option unless there's an extra person in the room...
Why would a girl ever fuck a guy who says that???? You can think it but at least don't say it asshole!
You had sex during Schindler's List?
Wow. Another fucking whore/slut. Mom would be proud of you. Get some morals and ethics in your life, tramp.
I agree! Movies in theaters make me weirdly horny