do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Avatar? Yes. And to top it off, those blue people are disturbingly hot...
7:05 if you don't like these texts get off the site. No one wants to hear you bitch about everything. It just makes people hate you. Go. Away.
Imagine having to sit through the uncut version of dances with wolves and not getting any after.....and then having her want to do the same the next weekend
Lol avatar was better than sex..... That includes really awesome sex too,..... The movie was just that good haha
Those blue avatar people were strangely attractive, I agree.
seeing avatar high in 3D is far better than sex, no questions asked
Yeah, Avatar's epic alright...if you've never sen a movie made before 2006.
Fucking avatar. Most difficult movie to sit through without putting your hand in your boyfriends pants
yeah i did that to mine and he got all prude-like. avatar does some weird shit to people
cant go 3 hours without it huh? haha
742 it has nothing to do with getting laid that does sound whoreish
8:18. It's not the fact that they're insulting a whore that makes me mad, it's the fact that I'd really rather not hear them bitch and moan about something they choose to read. If you don't like the texts, don't read them. It's that simple. And to answer your question, it doesn't hit anywhere near home. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop being a jackass and jumping to conclusions about people you don't know much about. Fuck you and have a nice day:]
Your face is hard not too fuck!
HARD LIKE MY DICK
lol, agreed! it is very hard.
I wanna see Avatar so bad. D;
Sounds more like a guy to me.
I want to move tobpandora.
The Avatar connundrum. The movie distracts from the sexual obligations.
10:26. Ain't lookin too good, is it bitch?
Not hard at all.. Then again, I'm a virgin
Mannn even before I had had sex it was hard not to do anything, and I'm a chick. I don't wanna hear judgements xD
7:59 why does somebody insulting a whore make you mad?? It must hit close to home huh??
if u cant go 3 hours w/ out it then it must be hard to have a job or function on a day to day basis! people like that give maryland a bad rep!
You just don't
you need to lift up the arm reat and lether give you head
I want a avatar/sherlok holmes/porno.....
Shut up my mom says I have a big penis
Dude that shit sucks. It's one of the worst things known to man!
dude... pull down your pants.... be a man.... and show her your the fuckin man... use your dick bro
lmao this was my friend. shes a chick, and got stuck going to that movie with her boyfriend. hasn't been laid in months man, lay off.
Yay for us virgins!! Lol
Agreeeeeed. Sherlock Holmes for me.
maybe if you didn't look like a thrown-up liger you would've gotten laid
11:20pm almost only counts in horse shoes and hand gernades. If the theater was packed then u didn't almost get it.
avatar? that movie looks boring. i would probably rather fuck than watch too.
Because 2:52, it is a new movie that is like three hours long that definately won't lead to a fuck
That's right, fuck your keyboard.
Yeah, it's easy... Get married. I fucked it enough in the first 5 years that I can sit thru winter and not fuck it. My neighbor and her sister is a different story tho!!!
Thats gonna be me at 7:00 tonight. Fucking Avatar.
why does everyone think avatar? they coulda been watching some long ass movie at home. cuz i can sit thru a long movie at a theater but if we're at home we better be missing at least half of whatever movie is on
I used to sucks for u. But how did u like avitar?
hahaha this is great. i went to see 2012 with my on-again off-again boyfriend and it was sooo unrealistic andd so long! we were teasing eachother the whole movie. then we waited until everyone left the theater and fucked really quickly in the theater after the movie =) amazing.
Agree! ...and I'm a chick :)
Take me AND I'll let u FUCK me!
Lmfao 7:11 so so true
that sounds painful...even as a female
We're messin with Texas
I was wondering the same 934. Seems more likes man.
If you're a virgin you shouldn't even be on this site..
Omg!!!! That's sooooo damn true?!!!
idk about maryland but the movie theater for avatar in 3d last weekend in WA was jam packed. it might be kinda awkward ;p
Hard enough. No one is taking into accout the fact the movie was most likely lord of the rings
i want to meet this girl
Oh you bet I would, 11:30.
Or seen, rather. Fuck my keyboard.
It was definitely hard to sit through Avatar...lol
Avatar.... Shoulda watchted the movie it was amazingly epic
Hahahaha. Yeah. Ik.
7:04, it made me feel weird, but I wholeheartedly agree. They are pretty hot, in a strange way.
Yep you poor basterd
I got some tonight. I love hitting the cervix, best feeling ever...
Wow, another virgin on this site besides me? Kudos, 9:00. I wouldntfind ithard either.
Not going to rag on those who make other decisions unlike some...
Ahahahah just did this shit. My gf came over and nothin happened
Must of been avatar!
remind me not to join you for a "boys night out at the movies"
7:24 I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.
In Soviet Russia, blue slut fucks you
10:54 your one fuckd sum bitch
Avvvvaataar that blue chick...dam.. Lol
Hahha lmfao sounds like my nitty :)
avatar!!! I almost got head but the theatre was packed
Yes to a date, means yes
Avatar? Had that same problem too.
Yes happens to me all the time. Were just a bunch of horny fucks
Oh yeah..I have been there dude
9:52: AVATAR IS TOTALLY WORTH IT
but yeah. i think its a guy.
I am almost sure I know who this is... and that I am the girl who didn't get fucked :(
Why is it presumed that the author of this text is a woman?
Hell yea man and then girls get pissed when u try that every movie
gotta love columbia.
just do it in the movie theater =)
Oh yeah! It's the hardest feeling in the world. (No pun intended.)
Yes fast an furious 2,,I kno it's not 3 hours but myt as well been !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol why does everyone mention avatar? Great movie in 3d tho
Haha I totally agree! Just fuck em then and there!
Um. Why'd you even go see the movie? I skip that part and just get to the fun.
Why would a girl ever fuck a guy who says that???? You can think it but at least don't say it asshole!
Haha me and my bf can barely male it through an episode of Monty python. Three hour movie isn't an option unless there's an extra person in the room...
FUCK BLUE SLUTS... GET A LIFE EVERYONE...............SOVIET RUSSIA DOES MUCH BETTER
I prefer pre-fucking in the parking lot, in the theatre
I bet you'd like to watch, huh, 11:29?
You had sex during Schindler's List?
Depends who your watchin the movie with
Wow. Another fucking whore/slut. Mom would be proud of you. Get some morals and ethics in your life, tramp.
I agree! Movies in theaters make me weirdly horny