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  • you know you aren't from mass when you call the mass pike I-90

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:31am
  • I work at the mass pike, but I don't swear when i taunt yankees fans. I just politely point out that we've beat them 8 times in a row this season so they must enjoy putting testicles in their mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:15pm
  • 12:19: so terrible that they're in first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:22am
  • It's not a "schtick", it's part of Boston culture... a culture that you can't fully grasp from attending college here. Any true Sox fan will tell you there's nothing better than Sox vs. Yankees, a Fenway Frank, and a cold Sam Adams on a hot night at the park. And oh yea... Yankees SUCK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:29am
  • I enjoyed being a hardcore Red Sox fan much more before it became "trendy."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:27am
  • 6:06--And you expected...? Hugs? Rainbows? You're in our territory, dude! And it's not like people in Mass are polite drivers anyway. Anyone who can't appreciate the Sox are just haters. I was with a group of friends from college from all around the country, and all but the token Yankees fan agreed that the Red Sox were the quintessential American baseball team. Made my heart well up with pride. Take my word for it--there is NOTHING as good as being a Sox fan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:07pm
  • HAHAHHAHA sooo Mass. Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:04am
  • boston sports=fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:59am
  • Got to agree with 4:01. The Yankees don't suck but why would we ever admit it? It's all in good spirit, really. I've grown up around Boston and it's the most natural thing in the world to like the Red Sox, even if you aren't a mega-fan. It's all about hometown pride! So give Massachusetts some slack, please :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Happy to me all the time too. I even had a restaurant refused to serve my food because I was wearing pinstripes. Fuck 'em

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:27pm
  • it's not all fairweather fans. yes, there are some, but for the majority of us, we just love our teams. i slept in the bruins starter jacket i got for xmas in 5th grade for a week, cheered on the sox heartily at an o's game in b-more in 02, etc...the great thing about boston people is that we're loyal, regardless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:14am
  • Yeah! Get out of our state mothafucka.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Yeah, how about the O's the other night? DAMN. Hahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:40am
  • Being a Red Sox fan is more than just being a fan of a team, it's being familiar with a whole culture. I've grown up around it, and I love it. Do the Yankees actually suck? No. Are we going to say that they do? Of course. GO SOX!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Its the mass pike dickhead not I-90

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:27am
  • red sox fans are morons the vast majority of the time... Went to college up in MA, and I swear it's the only place where you can go to an event entirely unrelated to baseball, and the crowd will invariably start chanting "yankees suck." Find a new schtick already -- that crap is so old by now, not to mention the red sox have pretty much turned into the yankees anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:41am
  • YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! And definitely agreeing with 12:31am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:56am
  • i'm a red sox fan and i'm from mass. I FUCKIN LOVE IT ;D call me a masshole all you want, you're just jealous. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:51am
  • I-90? It's the Mass Pike. Get out of my state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:15am
  • The Red Sox own all. You therefore, suck if you don't like them =]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:56am
  • love mass. and the red sox of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:38am
  • wow, each one of you who have said "its not i-90 its the pike" how about trying to understand that this person IS FROM TORONTO, therefore they dont know the local slang of your goddamn crumbling roadways. and red sox/yankee/weak american sports fans, catch a third division english soccer match and see what REAL devotion to a sports team is: no money, no shot in hell at a championship, and yet 20,000 still turn out screaming and singing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Red Sox are the greatest baseball team to ever exist!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:02am
  • God bless this toll both guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:36am
  • Call the Toll Authority and get him fired.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:38am
  • Red Sox rule. End of story. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:45am
  • as long as your not a Yankee fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:20am
  • shout out to "insert city here" just for 9:59. Seriously though, Massachusetts is good for one thing: drunk college chicks. Otherwise fuck your state. Yes, I live here too and I'm not proud of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:18pm
  • That's what you get for leaving! PS--Sox are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:23am
  • Haha- I love red sox fans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:15am
  • 11:14 are we really supposed to believe that Boston is the only phenomenon in which there aren't a ton of fairweather fans?! I can't wait for bostons core to get old and watch fenways attendance take a nose dive

    Submitted by wad0cash on May 2, 10 at 3:01am
  • Have fun in new york you fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:17pm
  • he's from the 416, so must be a Jays fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:07am
  • its not 1 90 dumbass. its I-90

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:01am
  • Yuck the Fankees Go Jays Go Away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Well, bigger proof that Massachusetts is full of ignorant retards. And yes, I live here too. (not from here, Love you Denver)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:42am
  • all mass fans are assholes wether we're rooting for the sox the bruins pats or celtics were assholes and you know what? i love every second of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:11am
  • yea red sox fans are definitely hardcore. Haha, no I'm just kidding. Boston is yet another fairweather city that's full of fans who think they're badass, but really they're just a bunch of bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:04am
  • lol @ 12:31, so true. chyeahh, go Sox!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:41am
  • it's THE PIKE dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:55pm
  • i live here and im a yankees fan w a yankees sticker on my car. lets just say i get the finger and fuck u alot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:06pm
  • it's not even "mass" pike... we call it the pike... boston is the best place on earth.... everywhere past 128 is hicksville...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • omg i love the red sox and mass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:37am
  • Hahahaha, I fucking love Red Sox fans. God, we're such freaks. It's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19am
  • hey anyone seen the new red sox shirts GOT RINGS LATELY? dumbest shit i've ever seen. don't steal our saying. you didnt win a world series in 86 years, just because you're a good team now you still havent been a good team THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN A TEAM. NY takes shits that are better than boston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:24pm
  • im a die hard red sox fan from boston, and my boyfriend is a jays fan from canada. some how we're still in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:48pm
  • As said before, 647 = Toronto. So he's probably a Jays fan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:38am
  • 9:38AM: the toll authority in mass wouldn't fire him for that =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:47pm
  • yeah tru i'm not frm there and its 1 90

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:44am
  • Awww, I miss Mass. Haven't lived there since college graduation :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:41am
  • SCREW the red socks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:11am
  • We are not called MasHoles for nothing....You got what you deserved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:26pm
  • i didn't hate the red sox until they turned into the yankees.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:36am
  • too bad the sox are terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:19am
  • i know a guy whose a red sox fan who takes it in the ass. therefore all red sox fans must take it in the ass. that's kinda rough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:44am
  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:16pm
  • you should miss massachusetts. go red sox

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Any sox fan will tell you that they have no life other then to root for the sox and scream Yankees suck. Seriously...you have three other sports root for them or just get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:28am
  • 11:07 you just made my day

    Submitted by redsox908 on Jun 23, 10 at 11:48pm
  • mass pike. get it right red sox :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:17am
  • too bad red sox fans turned into a-holes. i hate the yankees, but at least they earned the right to be pricks. as much as it pains me to say it, they've been a good team their entire existence. the red sox, on the other hand, win 2 championships since 1918 and suddenly they're in the same ivory tower? i don't think so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:49am
  • i fucking hate all these state/city shout outs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm
  • they aren't from mass if they say "mass pike I-90" and past 128 is not hicksville west side 01089!♥

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:59pm
  • clearly, this man on I-90 is a wise, wise man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:53am
  • good we didnt want ur ass here anyway! GO SOX!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:43am
  • ahaha massholes strike again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:19am
  • Haha if your not a Red Sox fan...don't go to south east Boston haha then they WILL shoot you...wait they will pry shoot you anyway ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 10 at 10:31pm
  • p-town all the wayy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • hahahaha people's reactions to this are priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:58pm
  • WE actually call it the mass pike not "the pike" I fuckin hate MA it sucks I live in Massachusetss and is your not a red sox fan never go to boston i swear to god they might shoot you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03am
  • Red Sox fans = Yankee fans. Same annoying fuckstains, different hats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 9:57am
  • CELTICS CELTICS CELTICS<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:17pm
  • I'm loving it 647. GO JAYS GO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:29pm
  • As long as you don't like the Yankees...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:35pm
  • fuck yes your gonna miss it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:57pm
  • I-90....what a homo its the dike pike you dick head!! sox rule!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:43pm
  • oooh 4:35...hicksville is my home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Massholes suck in every way (all the bad way).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:27am
  • omg i live in falmouth ma and im likee in love with the red soxxx!!!!!!!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:59pm