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  • Submitted by IneptAdept on May 1, 10 at 9:30am

    Hopefully she doesn't have that one flaw in her personality that would render her boobs useless: Not letting you touch her boobs.

  • Submitted by IamJacks__ on May 1, 10 at 1:01pm

    Boobs: Because you can't motorboat personality

  • Submitted by SundayDrive on May 1, 10 at 8:54am

    Having big boobs is the best thing ever. Men are pervs about it, but hey, gets you out of tickets and served underage, among others. I feel bad for chicks with mosquito bites.

  • Submitted by Layasinger on May 1, 10 at 8:42am

    Just commenting so that 'purpleispretty' will not say first.

  • Submitted by Herschel on May 1, 10 at 2:32pm

    They always do, for the first few months. If you're going to have terrible taste in women, the trick is to make sure the relationships don't last any longer than that.

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    Submitted by EmmaliAmazing on Feb 13, 11 at 12:53am

    I hope they're not talking about me. .__.

  • Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:54pm

    you can't fuck a personality

  • Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 1, 10 at 9:31am

    i feel like this can be directed at not only myself but a good friend of mine as well even though we have a totally different area code

  • Submitted by klangford on May 1, 10 at 9:46am

    Too bad she can't say the same thing about your penis.

  • Submitted by nsgf on May 1, 10 at 11:59am

    first bitches!!!!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 1, 10 at 8:39pm

    Many girls lives are difected by where their tits take them!