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  • 96 31
    Submitted by pnr on Mar 24, 12 at 4:29pm

    Says who, the friendly neighborhood bartender?

  • 83 46
    Submitted by sterf on Mar 24, 12 at 5:09pm

    Yeah, tell that to all the 19-year-olds I knew in rehab.

  • 67 42
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Mar 25, 12 at 5:37am

    Medically I have diagnosed you as retarded.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on Mar 24, 12 at 11:45pm

    You sound like a 12 year old kid that just discovered his first boner

  • 40 27
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Mar 25, 12 at 12:06pm

    Here's hoping the alcohol represses your hypoxic drive enough that you simply stop breathing. Then, you won't have to to rehab.

  • 39 31
    Submitted by roughNready on Mar 25, 12 at 4:41pm

    Alcoholics go to meetings, drunks go to parties. Keep in mind its much more fun being a drunk then an alcoholic. All you have to do is keep your shit under control and you'll be fine, even after your 25th birthday.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by shitcracks on Mar 24, 12 at 6:59pm

    Its good

  • 33 23
    Submitted by sexyginger on Mar 25, 12 at 1:28pm

    Fuck only a year and a half of being a drunk left

  • 38 37
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 24, 12 at 10:54pm

    You are right. Til then you are just alcohol poisoned.

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Summer_Kristine4 on Mar 25, 12 at 3:42am

    You're an alcoholic when you go to rehab. Till then, you're just a drunk. Lol

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Phys on Mar 24, 12 at 4:47pm

    I say its till you're 30!