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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Says who, the friendly neighborhood bartender?
Yeah, tell that to all the 19-year-olds I knew in rehab.
Medically I have diagnosed you as retarded.
You sound like a 12 year old kid that just discovered his first boner
Here's hoping the alcohol represses your hypoxic drive enough that you simply stop breathing. Then, you won't have to to rehab.
Alcoholics go to meetings, drunks go to parties. Keep in mind its much more fun being a drunk then an alcoholic. All you have to do is keep your shit under control and you'll be fine, even after your 25th birthday.
You are right. Til then you are just alcohol poisoned.
You're an alcoholic when you go to rehab. Till then, you're just a drunk. Lol
Its good
Fuck only a year and a half of being a drunk left
I say its till you're 30!
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