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  • Submitted by caseysaywhatt on Jun 2, 10 at 4:25pm

    shouldve flipped her over so you couldn't see her fugliness.

  • Submitted by Xander03 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:04pm

    Maybe you were just sobering up.

  • Submitted by Erykah on Jun 2, 10 at 7:58pm

    So sad that any girl feels a need to wear so much makeup. It's supposed to enhance ur looks, not completely alter them!

  • Submitted by charisma on Jun 2, 10 at 4:53pm

    Haha. That's a southern girl for you. They all look different without their magic bag of goop. I'm sure you are no prize either. I bet you even have that matted frat boy hair do. Haha

    • Submitted by GANE on Jun 3, 10 at 3:01am

      Yeah because girls from the north region of the United States don't wear make-up.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 10 at 6:24pm

    That is when you turn off the light.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:37pm

    that's why i don't wear makeup, so i'm not covering up any surprises.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 1:02am

    You guys forget that in the south because these baptist bible belt girls are so sexually repressed as kids that they all turn into mega sluts by college

  • Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    "That's bait and switch"

  • Submitted by laff1234 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:42pm

    You are in Memphis what do you expect? The girls down here even wear make up to the pool.

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 3, 10 at 12:41am

    Did you bone the Wicked Witch of the west?

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:29pm

    Asians are hot, don't deny it because you're not Asian...

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    Submitted by redmankikit on Jun 24, 10 at 9:42pm

    She's a brown bagger

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    Submitted by sluttysammy on Jun 7, 11 at 12:11am

    Haha I live in Memphis and it was 96 today and this totally happened to me! He fucked my ponytail out and made my mascara run

  • Submitted by Nahvis on Jun 3, 10 at 1:25am

    Beauty is only a light switch away!!!!

  • Submitted by laff1234 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:42pm

    Lilgad, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm originally from up north, I live in Memphis now and southern boys love me. Not all southern girls are prettier than northern girls. They make em ugly down here too.

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 3, 10 at 8:05am

    You shallow piece of rubbish. You suck at life

  • Submitted by shizzlle on Jun 2, 10 at 4:25pm

    Poor fellow

  • Submitted by mtownrunnr on Jun 2, 10 at 11:00pm

    Where you're from has no relevance on how attractive you are. I'm a Memphis native. I run at least 30 miles a week. Does that sound fat to u? And no I don't wear a lot of makeup. No face melting away here.

  • Submitted by aristathlos on Jun 2, 10 at 4:33pm


  • Submitted by sightless13 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:45am

    Paper bag. Done.

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    Submitted by angelbaby on Jun 3, 10 at 10:19am

    Don't hate on Asians..

  • Submitted by alexxander on Jun 2, 10 at 11:37pm

    well sounds like she was ugly and fat so her make up sweated off... and you were sobering up... shots shots shots!!!

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    Submitted by whaletalk on Jun 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    Caseysaywhatt knows what's good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 7:39am

    Wtf! South africa has THE most gorgeous woman in the entire planet! Come visit and u'll be f'ing shocked!!!!

    • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:25pm

      when people say "southern" or "The south" i am 90% sure they mean America. Not to mention that this text is from southern America.

  • Submitted by sarita40 on Jun 3, 10 at 12:20am

    fucking hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 10:50pm

    In soviet Russia makeup is sweat

  • Submitted by LindsayBrohan on Jun 2, 10 at 10:27pm


  • Submitted by axidntprone on Jun 2, 10 at 11:17pm

    haha i licked it off her face last regrets dude

  • Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 2, 10 at 10:59pm

    Lol! That sucks. Hit her from the back?

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 2, 10 at 10:57pm

    Paper bag!

  • Submitted by sometimes89 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:48am

    Natural beauty wuddup

  • Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 9:36pm

    Why the fuck did you not just fucking leave? You are fucking stupid

  • Submitted by lexigrizzlybear on Jun 2, 10 at 4:30pm

    ydi bastard

  • Submitted by destructo on Jun 3, 10 at 2:15am

    Doggie style or reverse cow girl work best in this situation, especially doggie because you can pretend she's someone diferent.

  • Submitted by lilredn757 on Jun 3, 10 at 9:09am

    @ Leto, I'm from va too and fuck you because I think the girls here are pretty damn cute. And not all of us southern girls are covered in makeup either. I very rarely wear any and guys hit on me all the time. Northern and southern.

  • Submitted by visage on Jun 3, 10 at 5:50am

    I've always said I can drink them pretty, but there isn't enough beer at the bar to drink them skinny!!

  • Submitted by dannnyy on Jun 2, 10 at 7:36pm

    You poor thing.

  • Submitted by damn_girl on Jun 2, 10 at 6:34pm

    Mary, Asians are the fugliest of the fugs

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      Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:01pm

      who are you, and what the fuck are you on?

  • Submitted by wyatt629 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:27pm


  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 2, 10 at 6:08pm

    2 things 1. Asians are lame 2. Well gross

  • Submitted by smithy0989 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:42pm

    @ lilgad: four words, chicks with beer guts. That's plain nasty

  • Submitted by xoxoswtmaryxoxo on Jun 2, 10 at 4:37pm

    The chic is also probably alot older now. Yea go for Asian girls! We are tighter and fun cuter looking

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      Submitted by BloodyxCape on Jun 2, 10 at 5:11pm

      tighter maybe because of the petite figure. fun? cuter? not so much

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      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 10:30pm

      hey, whats with all the hate on asian girls? they're awesome!

  • Submitted by squareloki on Jul 16, 10 at 5:38am

    I'm sorry brotha...those tricks out there have to do it because they can't get it any other way

  • Submitted by lilgad on Jun 2, 10 at 8:17pm

    WTF are y'all talking about ? Southern girls are always prettier, hotter, and have better bodys than the Northerners

    • Submitted by massgirl88 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:10pm

      um...southern belles may be all cute in there stereotypical way but i'm pretty sure new englanders are seen as the sexi sophisticated ones so...

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      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 10:19pm

      completely and totally wrong. wroooong. i live in VA and have most of my family in OK, TX and whatever letters make Kansas. Ive been North and i can safely say that North = Better-looking girls, in general. there are some ok ones in the south, but between ignorance, inbreeding, bible-belt, and obesity issues? ew. my ex is from the south and i have hot southern friends, but they are exceptions

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        Submitted by GANE on Jun 3, 10 at 2:45am

        Okay, you're a fucking idiot. You can't generalize an entire region of the United States based on a few friends you have. There are fat people everywhere. There are girls that look like lagoon monsters everywhere. There are hot people everywhere, ok maybe not Africa.

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          Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 3, 10 at 4:23am

          This generations American Civil War.

  • Submitted by 2004R32 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:57pm

    That's funny. Been there...

  • Submitted by Arnoldstbcl on Jun 4, 10 at 3:11pm

    It's called helicopter. Learn it it'll help in this situation

  • Submitted by DavesGirl on Jun 5, 10 at 1:11am

    Rebecca, was that you? I'm afraid to even imagine what your ugly fucking face looks like without the inch of foundation you have spackled on there. No wonder your guy van only get off doggy style with you. When he's with me, he WANTS to see my face. You disgusting pig!

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Sep 1, 12 at 1:01pm

    Just saying I have family from long island Connecticut Seattle Tennessee Texas and new York by and Texas girls are more naturally attractive and with natural tans but can range from thin too thick; and being narrow minded enough to claim that southernerz on whole are inbred bible thumping idiots just shows yoyr own ignorance and stereotypical nature.