we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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Maybe you were just sobering up.
So sad that any girl feels a need to wear so much makeup. It's supposed to enhance ur looks, not completely alter them!
shouldve flipped her over so you couldn't see her fugliness.
Haha. That's a southern girl for you. They all look different without their magic bag of goop. I'm sure you are no prize either. I bet you even have that matted frat boy hair do. Haha
Yeah because girls from the north region of the United States don't wear make-up.
That is when you turn off the light.
You guys forget that in the south because these baptist bible belt girls are so sexually repressed as kids that they all turn into mega sluts by college
that's why i don't wear makeup, so i'm not covering up any surprises.
"That's bait and switch"
You are in Memphis what do you expect? The girls down here even wear make up to the pool.
Did you bone the Wicked Witch of the west?
Asians are hot, don't deny it because you're not Asian...
Haha I live in Memphis and it was 96 today and this totally happened to me! He fucked my ponytail out and made my mascara run
She's a brown bagger
You shallow piece of rubbish. You suck at life
Where you're from has no relevance on how attractive you are. I'm a Memphis native. I run at least 30 miles a week. Does that sound fat to u? And no I don't wear a lot of makeup. No face melting away here.
Lilgad, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm originally from up north, I live in Memphis now and southern boys love me. Not all southern girls are prettier than northern girls. They make em ugly down here too.
Beauty is only a light switch away!!!!
Paper bag. Done.
Why the fuck did you not just fucking leave? You are fucking stupid
Don't hate on Asians..
In soviet Russia makeup is sweat
Natural beauty wuddup
Wtf! South africa has THE most gorgeous woman in the entire planet! Come visit and u'll be f'ing shocked!!!!
when people say "southern" or "The south" i am 90% sure they mean America. Not to mention that this text is from southern America.
haha i licked it off her face last regrets dude
Caseysaywhatt knows what's good
Lol! That sucks. Hit her from the back?
well sounds like she was ugly and fat so her make up sweated off... and you were sobering up... shots shots shots!!!
@ Leto, I'm from va too and fuck you because I think the girls here are pretty damn cute. And not all of us southern girls are covered in makeup either. I very rarely wear any and guys hit on me all the time. Northern and southern.
Doggie style or reverse cow girl work best in this situation, especially doggie because you can pretend she's someone diferent.
Mary, Asians are the fugliest of the fugs
who are you, and what the fuck are you on?
I've always said I can drink them pretty, but there isn't enough beer at the bar to drink them skinny!!
You poor thing.
2 things 1. Asians are lame 2. Well gross
@ lilgad: four words, chicks with beer guts. That's plain nasty
I'm sorry brotha...those tricks out there have to do it because they can't get it any other way
The chic is also probably alot older now. Yea go for Asian girls! We are tighter and fun cuter looking
tighter maybe because of the petite figure. fun? cuter? not so much
hey, whats with all the hate on asian girls? they're awesome!
It's called helicopter. Learn it it'll help in this situation
WTF are y'all talking about ? Southern girls are always prettier, hotter, and have better bodys than the Northerners
um...southern belles may be all cute in there stereotypical way but i'm pretty sure new englanders are seen as the sexi sophisticated ones so...
completely and totally wrong. wroooong. i live in VA and have most of my family in OK, TX and whatever letters make Kansas. Ive been North and i can safely say that North = Better-looking girls, in general. there are some ok ones in the south, but between ignorance, inbreeding, bible-belt, and obesity issues? ew. my ex is from the south and i have hot southern friends, but they are exceptions
Okay, you're a fucking idiot. You can't generalize an entire region of the United States based on a few friends you have. There are fat people everywhere. There are girls that look like lagoon monsters everywhere. There are hot people everywhere, ok maybe not Africa.
This generations American Civil War.
That's funny. Been there...
Rebecca, was that you? I'm afraid to even imagine what your ugly fucking face looks like without the inch of foundation you have spackled on there. No wonder your guy van only get off doggy style with you. When he's with me, he WANTS to see my face. You disgusting pig!
Just saying I have family from long island Connecticut Seattle Tennessee Texas and new York by and Texas girls are more naturally attractive and with natural tans but can range from thin too thick; and being narrow minded enough to claim that southernerz on whole are inbred bible thumping idiots just shows yoyr own ignorance and stereotypical nature.