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  • Maybe you were just sobering up.

    Submitted by Xander03 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:04pm
  • So sad that any girl feels a need to wear so much makeup. It's supposed to enhance ur looks, not completely alter them!

    Submitted by Erykah on Jun 2, 10 at 7:58pm
  • shouldve flipped her over so you couldn't see her fugliness.

    Submitted by caseysaywhatt on Jun 2, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Haha. That's a southern girl for you. They all look different without their magic bag of goop. I'm sure you are no prize either. I bet you even have that matted frat boy hair do. Haha

    Submitted by charisma on Jun 2, 10 at 4:53pm
    • Yeah because girls from the north region of the United States don't wear make-up.

      Submitted by GANE on Jun 3, 10 at 3:01am
  • That is when you turn off the light.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 2, 10 at 6:24pm
  • You guys forget that in the south because these baptist bible belt girls are so sexually repressed as kids that they all turn into mega sluts by college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 1:02am
  • that's why i don't wear makeup, so i'm not covering up any surprises.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:37pm
  • "That's bait and switch"

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 2, 10 at 8:17pm
  • You are in Memphis what do you expect? The girls down here even wear make up to the pool.

    Submitted by laff1234 on Jun 2, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Did you bone the Wicked Witch of the west?

    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 3, 10 at 12:41am
  • Asians are hot, don't deny it because you're not Asian...

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Haha I live in Memphis and it was 96 today and this totally happened to me! He fucked my ponytail out and made my mascara run

    Submitted by sluttysammy on Jun 7, 11 at 12:11am
  • She's a brown bagger

    Submitted by redmankikit on Jun 24, 10 at 9:42pm
  • You shallow piece of rubbish. You suck at life

    Submitted by niceman on Jun 3, 10 at 8:05am
  • Where you're from has no relevance on how attractive you are. I'm a Memphis native. I run at least 30 miles a week. Does that sound fat to u? And no I don't wear a lot of makeup. No face melting away here.

    Submitted by mtownrunnr on Jun 2, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Lilgad, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm originally from up north, I live in Memphis now and southern boys love me. Not all southern girls are prettier than northern girls. They make em ugly down here too.

    Submitted by laff1234 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Beauty is only a light switch away!!!!

    Submitted by Nahvis on Jun 3, 10 at 1:25am
  • Poor fellow

    Submitted by shizzlle on Jun 2, 10 at 4:25pm
  • Paper bag. Done.

    Submitted by sightless13 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:45am
  • Why the fuck did you not just fucking leave? You are fucking stupid

    Submitted by niceman on Jun 2, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Don't hate on Asians..

    Submitted by angelbaby on Jun 3, 10 at 10:19am
  • In soviet Russia makeup is sweat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Natural beauty wuddup

    Submitted by sometimes89 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:48am
  • Wtf! South africa has THE most gorgeous woman in the entire planet! Come visit and u'll be f'ing shocked!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 7:39am
    • when people say "southern" or "The south" i am 90% sure they mean America. Not to mention that this text is from southern America.

      Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:25pm
  • haha i licked it off her face last regrets dude

    Submitted by axidntprone on Jun 2, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Caseysaywhatt knows what's good

    Submitted by whaletalk on Jun 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    Submitted by LindsayBrohan on Jun 2, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Lol! That sucks. Hit her from the back?

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 2, 10 at 10:59pm
  • fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by sarita40 on Jun 3, 10 at 12:20am
  • well sounds like she was ugly and fat so her make up sweated off... and you were sobering up... shots shots shots!!!

    Submitted by alexxander on Jun 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Fandango!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by wyatt629 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:27pm
  • whoa.

    Submitted by aristathlos on Jun 2, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Paper bag!

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 2, 10 at 10:57pm
  • @ Leto, I'm from va too and fuck you because I think the girls here are pretty damn cute. And not all of us southern girls are covered in makeup either. I very rarely wear any and guys hit on me all the time. Northern and southern.

    Submitted by lilredn757 on Jun 3, 10 at 9:09am
  • Doggie style or reverse cow girl work best in this situation, especially doggie because you can pretend she's someone diferent.

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 3, 10 at 2:15am
  • ydi bastard

    Submitted by lexigrizzlybear on Jun 2, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Mary, Asians are the fugliest of the fugs

    Submitted by damn_girl on Jun 2, 10 at 6:34pm
  • I've always said I can drink them pretty, but there isn't enough beer at the bar to drink them skinny!!

    Submitted by visage on Jun 3, 10 at 5:50am
  • You poor thing.

    Submitted by dannnyy on Jun 2, 10 at 7:36pm
  • 2 things 1. Asians are lame 2. Well gross

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 2, 10 at 6:08pm
  • @ lilgad: four words, chicks with beer guts. That's plain nasty

    Submitted by smithy0989 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:42pm
  • I'm sorry brotha...those tricks out there have to do it because they can't get it any other way

    Submitted by squareloki on Jul 16, 10 at 5:38am
  • The chic is also probably alot older now. Yea go for Asian girls! We are tighter and fun cuter looking

    Submitted by xoxoswtmaryxoxo on Jun 2, 10 at 4:37pm
    • tighter maybe because of the petite figure. fun? cuter? not so much

      Submitted by BloodyxCape on Jun 2, 10 at 5:11pm
    • hey, whats with all the hate on asian girls? they're awesome!

      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 10:30pm
  • It's called helicopter. Learn it it'll help in this situation

    Submitted by Arnoldstbcl on Jun 4, 10 at 3:11pm
  • WTF are y'all talking about ? Southern girls are always prettier, hotter, and have better bodys than the Northerners

    Submitted by lilgad on Jun 2, 10 at 8:17pm
    • um...southern belles may be all cute in there stereotypical way but i'm pretty sure new englanders are seen as the sexi sophisticated ones so...

      Submitted by massgirl88 on Jun 2, 10 at 9:10pm
    • completely and totally wrong. wroooong. i live in VA and have most of my family in OK, TX and whatever letters make Kansas. Ive been North and i can safely say that North = Better-looking girls, in general. there are some ok ones in the south, but between ignorance, inbreeding, bible-belt, and obesity issues? ew. my ex is from the south and i have hot southern friends, but they are exceptions

      Submitted by Leto on Jun 2, 10 at 10:19pm
      • Okay, you're a fucking idiot. You can't generalize an entire region of the United States based on a few friends you have. There are fat people everywhere. There are girls that look like lagoon monsters everywhere. There are hot people everywhere, ok maybe not Africa.

        Submitted by GANE on Jun 3, 10 at 2:45am
  • That's funny. Been there...

    Submitted by 2004R32 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:57pm
  • Rebecca, was that you? I'm afraid to even imagine what your ugly fucking face looks like without the inch of foundation you have spackled on there. No wonder your guy van only get off doggy style with you. When he's with me, he WANTS to see my face. You disgusting pig!

    Submitted by DavesGirl on Jun 5, 10 at 1:11am
  • Just saying I have family from long island Connecticut Seattle Tennessee Texas and new York by and Texas girls are more naturally attractive and with natural tans but can range from thin too thick; and being narrow minded enough to claim that southernerz on whole are inbred bible thumping idiots just shows yoyr own ignorance and stereotypical nature.

    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Sep 1, 12 at 1:01pm