Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch