she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football