We're hate flirting, damnit.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face