God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.