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  • What if it's a man, bringing pizza to his lady, and offering to do work on her? It's possible.

    Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 30, 10 at 11:25am
  • People like this are the reason America is so much better than any other country

    Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 10:54am
  • This probably is from a man to a woman, being that an hour long blowjob sounds about 30-40 minutes too long, while women are constantly aroused by oral sex, with no real drop-off point after climax.

    Submitted by velasquezzz on Nov 30, 10 at 12:44pm
    • A bit of a double standard right there, but, you may be right. More hour long blowjobs needed to complete my research.

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:36pm
  • That's true love right there.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:14pm
  • Don't cave just yet; are we talking stuffed crust and how many toppings?

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Nov 30, 10 at 5:58pm
  • So beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.

    Submitted by ScarletFever on Dec 1, 10 at 12:13am
  • Shit yes. The world needs more women like you.

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 30, 10 at 10:51am
  • Fair!

    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Nov 30, 10 at 11:19am
  • My kind of man

    Submitted by sushi_sesh on Dec 1, 10 at 6:47am
  • That sounds awesome!!!!!!

    Submitted by tafthighsucks on Nov 30, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Sounds like a deal! Hired!

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 30, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Clearly a win!

    Submitted by XxXBiteTheLipXxX on Nov 30, 10 at 3:12pm
  • would be so sweet if these were lesbians; not the butch kind though.

    Submitted by reply_ on Nov 30, 10 at 11:53am
  • I can't imagine what they could have possibly done that would make this not fair.

    Submitted by BlackVegeta on Dec 1, 10 at 12:15pm
  • My boyfriend should do this

    Submitted by missbreezybee on Dec 1, 10 at 10:33pm
  • If male....what a mighty good man

    Submitted by teets215 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:48am
  • I've done this for my man, every girl should do this! Keep your man happy ;)

    Submitted by hismistress on Dec 2, 10 at 7:13am
  • Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm
  • This is most likely a woman receiving the oral, because they said "going down on you" why wouldn't she just say give you head? Or a bj? Or felacio?

    Submitted by emilyjune on Dec 3, 10 at 1:54pm
  • This reminds me of the time the college radio club (college NYiT Old Westbury Campus) called a Pizza place and asked how much it would cost for the pizza and if they could get a stripper to go with it to..because it was their friends b-day and wanted to gift him a stripper bring pizza to his house and enjoy himself. Sad to say the owner hung up on us. Could never get it completed for him.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 2:51am
  • I enjoyed showing my girl this kind of appreciation and treated her like gold never hurt once and she ended up leaving me a weeks ago after 41/2 yrs. Dont waste your time you'll end up having ur heart ripped out....

    Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 15, 10 at 9:02pm
    • Don't cry, emo kid.

      Submitted by drpeppermd on Dec 15, 10 at 10:14pm
      • Emo?? lol that was pathetic but im sure it takes one to know one in ur case right....... Im not 16 guy so try and make a deuschbag of yourself someplace else. Howd u like to be engaged to someone who shows there appreciation after 5yrs by cheating on you for no justifyable reason your part and leaves. Think about that before u even attempt a fucking response ok?.. Great i knew ud understand :)

        Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 17, 10 at 12:11am
  • who are you? I live in the 585 and I need to meet and/or clone you.

    Submitted by cm1231 on Mar 20, 13 at 5:15pm
  • Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm
  • Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm
  • good fight..good night!

    Submitted by richardbme on Dec 1, 10 at 12:26am
  • omfg. nice!!

    Submitted by bitchfaceee on Dec 1, 10 at 12:15am
  • 3knuckles dude are u kidding me? A blowjob nd a pizza!!!! I would just take the bj! Or the pizza :)

    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Nov 30, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Now this is romance!

    Submitted by bobcat187 on Jul 17, 12 at 1:33am