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  • 87 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:26am

    It upholds in the court of law. No, no, no! Shut up! You said, "fuck me." That's all I needed. Verdict for the defendant. -Judge Judy

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:10am

    Unless your in the USA and she was drinking

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:06am

    Well, aren't you a classy fuck?

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:39am

    Who the hell is thumbs-downing THIS? xD

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:07pm

    Switzerland! It's where it's at!

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:42am

    And dumbass u wud have to prove it was her texting and guess what u can't!!! There r so many legal arguements why this text is fucked up

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:58am

    lmfao idont care if this text is fucked up it made me LOL!

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:27am

    yet we live in a time where 9 outa 10 times, she wont tell ;) ......unless she gets preggerz, then ur just screwed! Barbra Walters

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:54am

    How bogus. If this came from an American number and didnt say "mate", everybody would be bitching at how fake it is. Fuckin fish and chips.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:28pm

    Are you from Switzerland?

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:59pm

    Not Australia, that's 61. can't check 41 atm

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:31am

    LEON? -Concerned peasant

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:50am

    Hmm, think I need to send a fuck me now text

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:25am

    I hope she wasn't drunk. If she was, you're a rapist.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:00pm

    Nice one from the UK!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:19am

    This is a true story. Happened to a close buddy of mine

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:23pm

    you dont have to worry about legalities as long as no one tells

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:39pm

    it's probably not switzerland and the person is one number off, either +61 for australia or +44 for the UK. probably meant to be +61, since it's pretty hard to fuck up pressing the same key twice in a row

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:14am

    Or the OP has a swiss phone for whatever reason...