There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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Thank you, Ruminations.
Ha! There's is no such thing as "ghetto" in Oklahoma. Only places with a higher oncentration of white trash. I believe their called trailer parks.
maybe, tfln, you could make your fake texts seem more real by having appropriate area codes. I think a 313 area code would be better.
I'm sure plenty of friends that visit me in the 504 wish the same thing! I'd prefer the least scary route myself.
the good news is that almost all of the ruminations from the email have been posted already...
Water... Sugar... And of course-purple...
Maybe you should learn your city and stop being such a useless twat.
Hey 435 you spelled dumbass wrong!
way to be original, turd
Fuck you oaklahoma city can suck my dick I've never even been there so excuse the FUCK outta me for not knowing the area code!!!! Really, dipshit!!! Try being understanding for once!
well whether it was a repost or not I thought you would all like to know I have forwarded this suggestion to both tomtom and garmin. Let's see if they take action :)
also, this reminds me of National Lampoons vacation when their station wagon gets disassembled while they're driving it. aw, such a good movie.
There should really be a "punch me in the face when a post lame texts" on ur gps.
Or at least a warning that you will be entering one!!
How the hell are we going to find your house then?
11:24 don't be silly. Black paiple can't afford gps
i'm thinkin the moderators should do some research before putting these up. so many are already runnin around online
You would never find your way home lol
Lots of ghetto in okc lol
Going out on a limb here, but is it possible that OP just used the forward for his text? Maybe our ire should be directed at Oklahoma.
Because clearly Oklahoma is the only people where people can be dumb shits. I guess by that logic, wherever you live is the only place where people can be pretentious, prejudiced assholes.
How do these even make it past the moderators? I've gotten this 3 times in an email forward.
Hells yea, 2:19. Plenty of ghetto there.
we are talking about OKLAHOMA, because the 405 area code is in OKLAHOMA CITY, dipshit.
haha if i had a qaurter for how many times i have thought this....
Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store...
Where the fuck you taking me?
you're clearly not a native Oklahoman. if you were, you would know that there's no way to avoid the ghetto. deal with it
Blacks = gorillas skunks
Actually 12:21, both words are acceptable in your sentence
Way to be a dick, turd.
The is no real ghetto in Oklahoma city you racist!
Ви судіть мене говорити правду?
completely ruminations... this is rediculous
Haha and there definatly is ghetto in okc!!! I love oklahoma!!
NO MORE FUCKING RUMINATIONS I SWEAR TO GOD TFLN GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!
either way it's plagiarism AND copypasta.
12:31, I live in Grove, OK. I can guarantee you, there are ghettos in OKC. Drove through a bad part of town the other week and I felt like I was going to be caught in a cross fire at any moment.
The ghetto is great! Tons of blacks to take advantae of. And you can't deny some quality raping.
So effing unoriginal
Enough already. Geez. Can we get some actual text messages on here, PLEASE!
Ya know there are white ghettos too, their called trailor parks.....
come on.... when is this copy/paste-from-email party going to end!?!?! someone submit the email a bunch of times to get it through the tfln moderator's head
If I didn't get that in a forward last week, it would a have been funnier.
Stolen from Aaron Karo's site. Thanks asshole.
To the dickhead who told the writer to get to know their city: hey dumass did u ever think that if they were using their gps more than likely they are new to that city? Wow you are a huge irrational, retarded, dumass.
Your gps should say turn left you scared bitch!
If it is I never saw it I don't have an email and I don't kno what "ruminations" are
we all need that setting
Hey guys, I wrote this, and I don't even have an email account. I just realized it one day cause on my way to work(for the first time) so I used my tomtom and guess where I got to drive? Bloodville, USA.
Thank You, soooooo true.
Oh yea and I don't even know who the fuck apron karo or whatever is anyways. Who's the asshole now?
maybe this was the originator of the email everyone got last week... but I agree, grow up and quit bein such a bitch about drivin through dumpy neighborhoods. Try livin in one.
WTF why is everyone talking about oaklahoma?!?!?
There's no ghetto in Oklahoma hahaha
Haha okc:) how I love it here.
There should be real texts on here.....
I've never even been to oaklahoma I don't mess with the zip code thing I don't really care.
-the writer of this "text"
LMAO 2:31pm, Dave Chapelle ftw!!! I want some grape drink!! :D