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  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:19am

    maybe, tfln, you could make your fake texts seem more real by having appropriate area codes. I think a 313 area code would be better.

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:31am

    Ha! There's is no such thing as "ghetto" in Oklahoma. Only places with a higher oncentration of white trash. I believe their called trailer parks.

  • 55 43
    Submitted by stephntx02 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:15am

    Or at least a warning that you will be entering one!!

  • 48 35
    Submitted by lucky26 on Oct 23, 10 at 9:24am

    Lots of ghetto in okc lol

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:17pm

    I'm sure plenty of friends that visit me in the 504 wish the same thing! I'd prefer the least scary route myself.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm

    Maybe you should learn your city and stop being such a useless twat.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:15pm

    haha if i had a qaurter for how many times i have thought this....

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    Thank you, Ruminations.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:12pm

    If I didn't get that in a forward last week, it would a have been funnier.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:53pm

    Fuck you oaklahoma city can suck my dick I've never even been there so excuse the FUCK outta me for not knowing the area code!!!! Really, dipshit!!! Try being understanding for once!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:01am

    completely ruminations... this is rediculous

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42pm

    well whether it was a repost or not I thought you would all like to know I have forwarded this suggestion to both tomtom and garmin. Let's see if they take action :)

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    To the dickhead who told the writer to get to know their city: hey dumass did u ever think that if they were using their gps more than likely they are new to that city? Wow you are a huge irrational, retarded, dumass.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:13pm

    the good news is that almost all of the ruminations from the email have been posted already...

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:35pm

    Hey 435 you spelled dumbass wrong!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:34pm

    There should really be a "punch me in the face when a post lame texts" on ur gps.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:15am

    11:24 don't be silly. Black paiple can't afford gps

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:27pm

    way to be original, turd

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:32pm

    also, this reminds me of National Lampoons vacation when their station wagon gets disassembled while they're driving it. aw, such a good movie.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:18pm

    i'm thinkin the moderators should do some research before putting these up. so many are already runnin around online

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:16pm

    Enough already. Geez. Can we get some actual text messages on here, PLEASE!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:53pm

    You would never find your way home lol

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:14am

    Stolen from Aaron Karo's site. Thanks asshole.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:08pm

    you're clearly not a native Oklahoman. if you were, you would know that there's no way to avoid the ghetto. deal with it

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:10am

    we are talking about OKLAHOMA, because the 405 area code is in OKLAHOMA CITY, dipshit.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:16pm

    The is no real ghetto in Oklahoma city you racist!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:20pm

    Going out on a limb here, but is it possible that OP just used the forward for his text? Maybe our ire should be directed at Oklahoma.

    • 19 26
      Submitted by puck_alive on Jan 30, 12 at 3:59am

      Because clearly Oklahoma is the only people where people can be dumb shits. I guess by that logic, wherever you live is the only place where people can be pretentious, prejudiced assholes.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:07pm

    come on.... when is this copy/paste-from-email party going to end!?!?! someone submit the email a bunch of times to get it through the tfln moderator's head

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:27pm

    How do these even make it past the moderators? I've gotten this 3 times in an email forward.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm

    either way it's plagiarism AND copypasta.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:04pm

    Water... Sugar... And of course-purple...

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:31pm

    Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store... Where the fuck you taking me?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:27pm

    Blacks = gorillas skunks

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:50pm

    Haha and there definatly is ghetto in okc!!! I love oklahoma!!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:20pm

    How the hell are we going to find your house then?

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 4:34pm

    12:31, I live in Grove, OK. I can guarantee you, there are ghettos in OKC. Drove through a bad part of town the other week and I felt like I was going to be caught in a cross fire at any moment.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm

    Ya know there are white ghettos too, their called trailor parks.....

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:06pm

    Hells yea, 2:19. Plenty of ghetto there.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:44pm

    So effing unoriginal

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:57pm

    NO MORE FUCKING RUMINATIONS I SWEAR TO GOD TFLN GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Mimisaurusrexx on Jun 21, 11 at 5:03pm

    There's no ghetto in Oklahoma hahaha

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:02pm

    The ghetto is great! Tons of blacks to take advantae of. And you can't deny some quality raping.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:38pm

    If it is I never saw it I don't have an email and I don't kno what "ruminations" are

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm

    Actually 12:21, both words are acceptable in your sentence

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:26pm

    Hey guys, I wrote this, and I don't even have an email account. I just realized it one day cause on my way to work(for the first time) so I used my tomtom and guess where I got to drive? Bloodville, USA.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:00pm

    Way to be a dick, turd.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:29pm

    WTF why is everyone talking about oaklahoma?!?!?

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:31pm

    maybe this was the originator of the email everyone got last week... but I agree, grow up and quit bein such a bitch about drivin through dumpy neighborhoods. Try livin in one.

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:11pm

    Ви судіть мене говорити правду?

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:38pm

    Haha okc:) how I love it here.

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:31pm

    There should be real texts on here.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    Your gps should say turn left you scared bitch!

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:10pm

    I've never even been to oaklahoma I don't mess with the zip code thing I don't really care. -the writer of this "text"

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:11pm

    Oh yea and I don't even know who the fuck apron karo or whatever is anyways. Who's the asshole now?

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:27pm

    we all need that setting

  • 14 39
    Submitted by bironmad on Apr 30, 12 at 9:30am

    Racist.

  • 39 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:01pm

    LMAO 2:31pm, Dave Chapelle ftw!!! I want some grape drink!! :D

  • 33 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:03pm

    Thank You, soooooo true.