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  • Thank you, Ruminations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Ha! There's is no such thing as "ghetto" in Oklahoma. Only places with a higher oncentration of white trash. I believe their called trailer parks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:31am
  • maybe, tfln, you could make your fake texts seem more real by having appropriate area codes. I think a 313 area code would be better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:19am
  • I'm sure plenty of friends that visit me in the 504 wish the same thing! I'd prefer the least scary route myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:17pm
  • also, this reminds me of National Lampoons vacation when their station wagon gets disassembled while they're driving it. aw, such a good movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:32pm
  • the good news is that almost all of the ruminations from the email have been posted already...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Hey 435 you spelled dumbass wrong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Fuck you oaklahoma city can suck my dick I've never even been there so excuse the FUCK outta me for not knowing the area code!!!! Really, dipshit!!! Try being understanding for once!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:53pm
  • well whether it was a repost or not I thought you would all like to know I have forwarded this suggestion to both tomtom and garmin. Let's see if they take action :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Maybe you should learn your city and stop being such a useless twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm
  • There should really be a "punch me in the face when a post lame texts" on ur gps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:34pm
  • way to be original, turd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:27pm
  • 11:24 don't be silly. Black paiple can't afford gps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:15am
  • i'm thinkin the moderators should do some research before putting these up. so many are already runnin around online

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Lots of ghetto in okc lol

    Submitted by lucky26 on Oct 23, 10 at 9:24am
  • Or at least a warning that you will be entering one!!

    Submitted by stephntx02 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:15am
  • How the hell are we going to find your house then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Going out on a limb here, but is it possible that OP just used the forward for his text? Maybe our ire should be directed at Oklahoma.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:20pm
    • Because clearly Oklahoma is the only people where people can be dumb shits. I guess by that logic, wherever you live is the only place where people can be pretentious, prejudiced assholes.

      Submitted by puck_alive on Jan 30, 12 at 3:59am
  • You would never find your way home lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:53pm
  • Water... Sugar... And of course-purple...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:04pm
  • haha if i had a qaurter for how many times i have thought this....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 6:15pm
  • How do these even make it past the moderators? I've gotten this 3 times in an email forward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Haha and there definatly is ghetto in okc!!! I love oklahoma!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Hells yea, 2:19. Plenty of ghetto there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store... Where the fuck you taking me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:31pm
  • we are talking about OKLAHOMA, because the 405 area code is in OKLAHOMA CITY, dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:10am
  • Actually 12:21, both words are acceptable in your sentence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm
  • The is no real ghetto in Oklahoma city you racist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:16pm
  • you're clearly not a native Oklahoman. if you were, you would know that there's no way to avoid the ghetto. deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Blacks = gorillas skunks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Way to be a dick, turd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:00pm
  • either way it's plagiarism AND copypasta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:21pm
  • completely ruminations... this is rediculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:01am
  • So effing unoriginal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Ви судіть мене говорити правду?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:11pm
  • To the dickhead who told the writer to get to know their city: hey dumass did u ever think that if they were using their gps more than likely they are new to that city? Wow you are a huge irrational, retarded, dumass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:35pm
  • come on.... when is this copy/paste-from-email party going to end!?!?! someone submit the email a bunch of times to get it through the tfln moderator's head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:07pm
  • Your gps should say turn left you scared bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:10pm
  • 12:31, I live in Grove, OK. I can guarantee you, there are ghettos in OKC. Drove through a bad part of town the other week and I felt like I was going to be caught in a cross fire at any moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Enough already. Geez. Can we get some actual text messages on here, PLEASE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:16pm
  • NO MORE FUCKING RUMINATIONS I SWEAR TO GOD TFLN GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:57pm
  • The ghetto is great! Tons of blacks to take advantae of. And you can't deny some quality raping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Ya know there are white ghettos too, their called trailor parks.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm
  • we all need that setting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:27pm
  • If I didn't get that in a forward last week, it would a have been funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Stolen from Aaron Karo's site. Thanks asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:14am
  • If it is I never saw it I don't have an email and I don't kno what "ruminations" are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:38pm
  • maybe this was the originator of the email everyone got last week... but I agree, grow up and quit bein such a bitch about drivin through dumpy neighborhoods. Try livin in one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Thank You, soooooo true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:03pm
  • There's no ghetto in Oklahoma hahaha

    Submitted by Mimisaurusrexx on Jun 21, 11 at 5:03pm
  • Oh yea and I don't even know who the fuck apron karo or whatever is anyways. Who's the asshole now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:11pm
  • WTF why is everyone talking about oaklahoma?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Hey guys, I wrote this, and I don't even have an email account. I just realized it one day cause on my way to work(for the first time) so I used my tomtom and guess where I got to drive? Bloodville, USA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Haha okc:) how I love it here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:38pm
  • LMAO 2:31pm, Dave Chapelle ftw!!! I want some grape drink!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:01pm
  • I've never even been to oaklahoma I don't mess with the zip code thing I don't really care. -the writer of this "text"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:10pm
  • There should be real texts on here.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Racist.

    Submitted by bironmad on Apr 30, 12 at 9:30am