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  • Why would you get pissed at her for making you dinner? AND not only that she is being nice and not trying to interrupt the game. This woman sounds amazing.

    Submitted by javacodeguy on Mar 1, 10 at 8:23am
  • This guy is a fuckin moron..she's giving you time to watch the game and when it's done she will have dinner for you and probably some ass after that from the sounds of her text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:43am
  • And here is where you lose poontang privelege

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:24am
  • Break up with him NOW! If he does not appreciate you while you are dating, any potential marriage is doomed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:41am
  • Wow. That's an asshole of epic proportions.

    Submitted by lanerdette on Mar 1, 10 at 9:51am
  • Dude you have it all wrong. She is letting you watch the game and cooking fo u enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:54am
  • This guy is a douche

    Submitted by d_wolowicz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:02am
  • Haha. I'll date her if you don't want her too. I know we take hockey serious in Detroit but this is too much

    Submitted by wolf on Mar 1, 10 at 10:26am
  • I'm going to have to agree with javecodeguy on this one, that sound like a great woman there

    Submitted by Ratchetx on Mar 1, 10 at 10:07am
  • Epicness-ness of miracle is that she is dating a loser...bahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04am
  • Agreed - not to mention this was hardly on the scale of miracle - good game nonetheless

    Submitted by toots1 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:17am
  • What kind of man tries to remove the woman from the kitchen? This is bullshit I tell you.

    Submitted by Puno on Mar 1, 10 at 8:14am
  • Good God, people. I read this text and saw the guy making a joke to his girl. I HIGHLY doubt he's that ungrateful.

    Submitted by kippipie on Mar 1, 10 at 11:09am
  • douchejock, cool.

    Submitted by linzbot on Mar 1, 10 at 10:40pm
  • This is like elegant shit really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:18am
  • Hell with a game as big as that one you order take out, grab a case of beer and enjoy the history in the making!!! ps yes this is coming from a female

    Submitted by hockeypuck on Mar 1, 10 at 7:37pm
    • i have no idea why there are thumbs down here. i am a female too, and obsessed with hockey. we had chinese delivered and hit the beer bong between periods. perfect day, minus the end of the game...

      Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:10am
  • Asshole

    Submitted by azalus on Mar 1, 10 at 12:53pm
  • CANADA!!!

    Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:38pm
  • This dudes a total Tool i bet shell blow him after dinner too and hell get mad she wasnt watvhing the medal cerimonie

    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 1, 10 at 5:55pm
  • wow..ungrateful asshole much?? the only miracle is how she puts up with you..

    Submitted by cd1770 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Wow this game in no way, shape, or form rivals the miracle game. The miracle game was a team of young college kids who hadn't played together going up against a team of amazing players who had been playing together for 16 years. This game was a bunch of good NHL players playing against each other. COME ON.

    Submitted by nerdfighter927 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:33pm
    • Are you kidding? Everyone though the 1980 game was gonna be a blow out. I mean, the Soviets had just massacred the Americans 2 weeks before. These 2 teams played a close game a week before. Canada-USA, 2 of the biggest hockey countries in the world.

      Submitted by dbag665 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:27pm
  • If this is legit, the guy is a fucktard and does not deserve her.

    Submitted by eorlas on Mar 1, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Settle down spaz

    Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:53am
  • That game in no way rivaled the epic-ness of Miracle.

    Submitted by jessemoya on Mar 1, 10 at 11:24am
  • Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:56am
  • You fucking cock-suckin piece of shit. You sir, are worthless. Go eat a 9mm for breakfast

    Submitted by fechera on Mar 2, 10 at 3:23am
  • Wow 508 is a virgin lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:13am
  • I'm thinkin this was more of a joke cus I fuck around with my gf all the time like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:17am
  • fakest text ever lolz

    Submitted by improvisation on Mar 1, 10 at 9:30am
  • dick

    Submitted by ellysaKbizzle on Mar 1, 10 at 10:11pm
  • chill people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:01am
  • Wow... Way to fuckin suck...

    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 1, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Bitch knows when she needs to be in the kitchen. Don't see why he's complaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:24am
    • Your mother didn't hug you when your were a child, did she?

      Submitted by artnerd on Mar 1, 10 at 7:56pm
  • ffffffaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Fg xshgsbf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm
  • this was epic. agreed. that girl does need to get her priorities straight!

    Submitted by gurlietomboy77 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:15am
  • 311 go fuck yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:14am
  • I smell sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:09am
  • Faaaaaaaaakkkkkeeeeee

    Submitted by meghen on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08pm
  • Dump her.

    Submitted by 89121500 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Fake as fuck, good job attention whore.

    Submitted by Shaylis on Mar 1, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Hah thts awesome

    Submitted by staffman on Mar 6, 10 at 10:26am
  • this girl sounds great...but she better make a good sandwich or i would deffinatly cut ties

    Submitted by xXG4MExOV3RXx on Mar 1, 10 at 6:20pm
  • DAMN!!! cold-blooded douchebag!

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:44pm
  • It could be the other way around. It would be in my relationship. There's no way I'd miss that game.

    Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42pm
  • 248 sweet sonn

    Submitted by izzzy11 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:03pm
  • Does the fucking want dinner or not? That asshole. I hope he cooked it for himself

    Submitted by thegreatflyer on Mar 1, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Yeah I bet he said that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:57am
  • What a fake . Why do they do that ?

    Submitted by wasteman on Mar 2, 10 at 2:28am
  • Fuck Crosby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:36pm
  • I love this guy. I'd reply the exact same way :) I love all the people who's calling him an asshole...I wouldn't have even answered my phone during that gem!

    Submitted by yomamaween on Mar 21, 10 at 12:26am
  • I'm sorry but women have no place but the kitchen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:11am
  • If my man had of been here to watch the game with me I would have ordered take out with special instructions, deliver between periods only!!! \nOh and if he had of sent me a message like this I would have known he was kidding and taken it as the joke it is and why would he be cut off from privileges, that just means I'm cut off too.

    Submitted by danusdaughter on Mar 1, 10 at 4:27pm
    • HELL YAH! that's what i did! too bad my guy doesn't even like hockey..grounds for dismissal, right??

      Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:08am
  • You tell her. What a champ.

    Submitted by hockeyguy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:27am
  • Unless u play hockey you wouldn't understand

    Submitted by cjquakers91 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Everyone chill the fuck out. He was prolly joking.

    Submitted by IreneZulla on Mar 7, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Hard to comment... Both points haveequal priority

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:45am
  • why would you ever want to date a girl that didnt give a shit about hockey/sports?? break up with her she sounds dumb and boring

    Submitted by claire1024134 on Jun 7, 10 at 1:13am
  • USA sucks! Canada wins!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:48am
  • Why is this even on here. It's not funny at all. Actually it's really really dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 5:15am
  • Good man

    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 3, 10 at 1:13am
  • fuck ya..i have sent something like this to my boyfriend before..its just a joke. everyone, chill. food and hockey are two of the most important things in life. obviously he isn't going to turn either down, or be a legitimate asshole. stop freaking out everyone..lol fucking relax!

    Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:12am
  • If he's that big of an asshole, anal won't be that good anyway. Dump him!

    Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Mar 1, 10 at 6:47pm
  • You sir are the man

    Submitted by dsusoccer7 on Mar 6, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Mornic Epic Fail!

    Submitted by Savagejay on May 7, 10 at 2:54pm
  • I want to meet the girl that does beer binge betwen periods and does she have a single sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:50am
  • I'm a girl and I am in LOVE with sports! Red Sox game, Bruins game, you can find me there. And every spring, ill be in right field or playing 2nd base for my softbAll team :) although sadly, my boyfriend is not into sports...

    Submitted by softball17 on Jun 13, 10 at 10:25pm
  • I was trying to say dinners almost DONE whether the games over or NOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:49am
  • This is fake... And retarded!

    Submitted by jkanani22 on Apr 26, 11 at 9:03am
  • Everyones defending her like she's the perfect gf.. Cooking dinner n waiting for the game to end bit it looks like she's hinting that he needs to get his ass home cause dinners almost over whether the games over or lot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:48am
  • LOSS + FAIL = LOSS AND FAIL!

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:01am
  • Everyone chill, this is prolly a joke.

    Submitted by IreneZulla on Mar 7, 10 at 6:32pm
  • No hockey game will ever rival Miracle.. Most people don't realize though that the U.S had to win another game after that to win the gold.

    Submitted by Ummey on Dec 29, 11 at 5:26am
  • Way to go loser..... This game wasn't even close to carrying the jock of the 1980 game, plus you shouldn't give a girl crap for doing her job..... Cooking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:18am
  • Dousche canoe!

    Submitted by stephanie_rae_05 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:00am
  • he is obviously being sarcastic chill out people

    Submitted by alamarche on Nov 11, 10 at 11:58pm
  • *cough* unfortunately, Sarcasm cannot be sent via text... :/

    Submitted by Zeliot on Sep 29, 11 at 9:29pm