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  • Submitted by javacodeguy on Mar 1, 10 at 8:23am

    Why would you get pissed at her for making you dinner? AND not only that she is being nice and not trying to interrupt the game. This woman sounds amazing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:43am

    This guy is a fuckin moron..she's giving you time to watch the game and when it's done she will have dinner for you and probably some ass after that from the sounds of her text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:24am

    And here is where you lose poontang privelege

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:41am

    Break up with him NOW! If he does not appreciate you while you are dating, any potential marriage is doomed.

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      Submitted by LtTonie on Jun 11, 10 at 12:48am

      Marriage? wtf?

  • Submitted by lanerdette on Mar 1, 10 at 9:51am

    Wow. That's an asshole of epic proportions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:54am

    Dude you have it all wrong. She is letting you watch the game and cooking fo u enjoy.

  • Submitted by d_wolowicz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:02am

    This guy is a douche

  • Submitted by wolf on Mar 1, 10 at 10:26am

    Haha. I'll date her if you don't want her too. I know we take hockey serious in Detroit but this is too much

  • Submitted by Puno on Mar 1, 10 at 8:14am

    What kind of man tries to remove the woman from the kitchen? This is bullshit I tell you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04am

    Epicness-ness of miracle is that she is dating a loser...bahaha

  • Submitted by toots1 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:17am

    Agreed - not to mention this was hardly on the scale of miracle - good game nonetheless

  • Submitted by Ratchetx on Mar 1, 10 at 10:07am

    I'm going to have to agree with javecodeguy on this one, that sound like a great woman there

  • Submitted by azalus on Mar 1, 10 at 12:53pm

    Asshole

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    Submitted by hockeypuck on Mar 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    Hell with a game as big as that one you order take out, grab a case of beer and enjoy the history in the making!!! ps yes this is coming from a female

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      Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:10am

      i have no idea why there are thumbs down here. i am a female too, and obsessed with hockey. we had chinese delivered and hit the beer bong between periods. perfect day, minus the end of the game...

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        Submitted by dbag665 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:29pm

        why have i never met women like you two? fuck Maine.

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    Submitted by jessemoya on Mar 1, 10 at 11:24am

    That game in no way rivaled the epic-ness of Miracle.

  • Submitted by kippipie on Mar 1, 10 at 11:09am

    Good God, people. I read this text and saw the guy making a joke to his girl. I HIGHLY doubt he's that ungrateful.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:18am

    This is like elegant shit really

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    Submitted by knuckles on Mar 1, 10 at 5:55pm

    This dudes a total Tool i bet shell blow him after dinner too and hell get mad she wasnt watvhing the medal cerimonie

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    Submitted by europeanbug on Mar 1, 10 at 6:52pm

    Wow... Way to fuckin suck...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:17am

    I'm thinkin this was more of a joke cus I fuck around with my gf all the time like this

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    Submitted by eorlas on Mar 1, 10 at 2:13pm

    If this is legit, the guy is a fucktard and does not deserve her.

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    Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:38pm

    CANADA!!!

  • Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:53am

    Settle down spaz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:01am

    chill people

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    Submitted by yomamaween on Mar 21, 10 at 12:26am

    I love this guy. I'd reply the exact same way :) I love all the people who's calling him an asshole...I wouldn't have even answered my phone during that gem!

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    Submitted by linzbot on Mar 1, 10 at 10:40pm

    douchejock, cool.

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    Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:12am

    fuck ya..i have sent something like this to my boyfriend before..its just a joke. everyone, chill. food and hockey are two of the most important things in life. obviously he isn't going to turn either down, or be a legitimate asshole. stop freaking out everyone..lol fucking relax!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:09am

    I smell sarcasm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:56am

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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    Submitted by staffman on Mar 6, 10 at 10:26am

    Hah thts awesome

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:14am

    311 go fuck yourself

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    Submitted by xXG4MExOV3RXx on Mar 1, 10 at 6:20pm

    this girl sounds great...but she better make a good sandwich or i would deffinatly cut ties

  • Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 3, 10 at 1:13am

    Good man

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    Submitted by cjquakers91 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:10pm

    Unless u play hockey you wouldn't understand

  • Submitted by gurlietomboy77 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:15am

    this was epic. agreed. that girl does need to get her priorities straight!

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    Submitted by thegreatflyer on Mar 1, 10 at 8:21pm

    Does the fucking want dinner or not? That asshole. I hope he cooked it for himself

  • Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:42pm

    It could be the other way around. It would be in my relationship. There's no way I'd miss that game.

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    Submitted by ellysaKbizzle on Mar 1, 10 at 10:11pm

    dick

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    Submitted by cd1770 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:00pm

    wow..ungrateful asshole much?? the only miracle is how she puts up with you..

  • Submitted by Shaylis on Mar 1, 10 at 12:29pm

    Fake as fuck, good job attention whore.

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    Submitted by softball17 on Jun 13, 10 at 10:25pm

    I'm a girl and I am in LOVE with sports! Red Sox game, Bruins game, you can find me there. And every spring, ill be in right field or playing 2nd base for my softbAll team :) although sadly, my boyfriend is not into sports...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:45pm

    ffffffaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee

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    Submitted by claire1024134 on Jun 7, 10 at 1:13am

    why would you ever want to date a girl that didnt give a shit about hockey/sports?? break up with her she sounds dumb and boring

  • Submitted by 89121500 on Mar 1, 10 at 1:34pm

    Dump her.

  • Submitted by nerdfighter927 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:33pm

    Wow this game in no way, shape, or form rivals the miracle game. The miracle game was a team of young college kids who hadn't played together going up against a team of amazing players who had been playing together for 16 years. This game was a bunch of good NHL players playing against each other. COME ON.

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      Submitted by dbag665 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:27pm

      Are you kidding? Everyone though the 1980 game was gonna be a blow out. I mean, the Soviets had just massacred the Americans 2 weeks before. These 2 teams played a close game a week before. Canada-USA, 2 of the biggest hockey countries in the world.

  • Submitted by improvisation on Mar 1, 10 at 9:30am

    fakest text ever lolz

  • Submitted by fechera on Mar 2, 10 at 3:23am

    You fucking cock-suckin piece of shit. You sir, are worthless. Go eat a 9mm for breakfast

  • Submitted by meghen on Mar 5, 10 at 12:08pm

    Faaaaaaaaakkkkkeeeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:57am

    Yeah I bet he said that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 5:15am

    Why is this even on here. It's not funny at all. Actually it's really really dumb

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:36pm

    Fuck Crosby

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    Submitted by bandkid27 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:44pm

    DAMN!!! cold-blooded douchebag!

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    Submitted by danusdaughter on Mar 1, 10 at 4:27pm

    If my man had of been here to watch the game with me I would have ordered take out with special instructions, deliver between periods only!!! \nOh and if he had of sent me a message like this I would have known he was kidding and taken it as the joke it is and why would he be cut off from privileges, that just means I'm cut off too.

    • Submitted by sarah1789 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:08am

      HELL YAH! that's what i did! too bad my guy doesn't even like hockey..grounds for dismissal, right??

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    Submitted by jkanani22 on Apr 26, 11 at 9:03am

    This is fake... And retarded!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:50am

    I want to meet the girl that does beer binge betwen periods and does she have a single sister

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    Submitted by IreneZulla on Mar 7, 10 at 6:29pm

    Everyone chill the fuck out. He was prolly joking.

  • Submitted by hockeyguy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:27am

    You tell her. What a champ.

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    Submitted by IreneZulla on Mar 7, 10 at 6:32pm

    Everyone chill, this is prolly a joke.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:11am

    I'm sorry but women have no place but the kitchen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm

    Fg xshgsbf

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:13am

    Wow 508 is a virgin lol

  • Submitted by wasteman on Mar 2, 10 at 2:28am

    What a fake . Why do they do that ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:48am

    Everyones defending her like she's the perfect gf.. Cooking dinner n waiting for the game to end bit it looks like she's hinting that he needs to get his ass home cause dinners almost over whether the games over or lot!

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:01am

    LOSS + FAIL = LOSS AND FAIL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:48am

    USA sucks! Canada wins!

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    Submitted by izzzy11 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:03pm

    248 sweet sonn

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    Submitted by Savagejay on May 7, 10 at 2:54pm

    Mornic Epic Fail!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:24am

    Bitch knows when she needs to be in the kitchen. Don't see why he's complaining.

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      Submitted by artnerd on Mar 1, 10 at 7:56pm

      Your mother didn't hug you when your were a child, did she?

  • Submitted by dsusoccer7 on Mar 6, 10 at 6:58pm

    You sir are the man

  • Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Mar 1, 10 at 6:47pm

    If he's that big of an asshole, anal won't be that good anyway. Dump him!

  • Submitted by stephanie_rae_05 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:00am

    Dousche canoe!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:45am

    Hard to comment... Both points haveequal priority

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    Submitted by Ummey on Dec 29, 11 at 5:26am

    No hockey game will ever rival Miracle.. Most people don't realize though that the U.S had to win another game after that to win the gold.

  • Submitted by alamarche on Nov 11, 10 at 11:58pm

    he is obviously being sarcastic chill out people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:49am

    I was trying to say dinners almost DONE whether the games over or NOT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:18am

    Way to go loser..... This game wasn't even close to carrying the jock of the 1980 game, plus you shouldn't give a girl crap for doing her job..... Cooking

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    Submitted by Zeliot on Sep 29, 11 at 9:29pm

    *cough* unfortunately, Sarcasm cannot be sent via text... :/