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  • Or... Just have a condom, smh

    Submitted by kandykorn48 on May 9, 12 at 4:21pm
  • @Gaea_Kali .... Ummm I think u're reading the wrong wrappers, or some guy told u they were 99.9% effective n u believed him :S

    Submitted by blondecanuck on May 10, 12 at 1:14am
  • So do you have blue eyes because if not genetically it is roughly 25% likely your baby will also have blue eyes...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 9, 12 at 5:42pm
  • you all just sucked the funny out of this post

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:17pm
    • Sucking the funny out is 99.9% effective, .1% are droolers.

      Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 8:24am
  • Since no form of birth control works one hundred percent of the time I feel you have an excellent grasp of cause and effect. \nAnyone who doesnt understand 99.99% effective means one out of 1000 gets pregnant over the course of a year needs to stop and read thier condom wrappers. I point and laugh

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:16pm
    • So if I'm understanding you correctly, 1 in one thousand over the COURSE of the year... So not depending on how many times those one thousand people had sex, only one of them conceived...?

      Submitted by haleyhazard on May 10, 12 at 1:02am
      • You read that incorrectly. That is, out of every 1000 times people have had sex using contraceptives 1 person has contracted Penis Poisoning.

        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 11:08pm
    • Go look up "male birth control". This is a shot that is 100% effective and lasts for 10 years

      Submitted by Cookie733 on May 10, 12 at 2:22am
  • I have blue eyes

    Submitted by  on May 9, 12 at 9:55pm
  • Get it giiiirl

    Submitted by HippyChick on May 9, 12 at 11:18pm
  • Were you in Vegas? Was he a professional volleyball player who does veterinarian\nwork on the weekends?

    Submitted by TerryHesticles on May 11, 12 at 10:15am
  • your real life story is pretty shitty

    Submitted by duckdown on May 9, 12 at 9:01pm
  • Evolution says females(around menstruation) prefer more masculine males when trying to mate since it will produce the most fit offspring. Less masculine when not in heat, but still prefer the better looking/more symmetrical ones

    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 10, 12 at 8:51am
  • You could have cut him off and just said that, I'm positive he wouldn't have minded

    Submitted by Phys on May 9, 12 at 6:23pm