Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Or... Just have a condom, smh
@Gaea_Kali .... Ummm I think u're reading the wrong wrappers, or some guy told u they were 99.9% effective n u believed him :S
you all just sucked the funny out of this post
Sucking the funny out is 99.9% effective, .1% are droolers.
So do you have blue eyes because if not genetically it is roughly 25% likely your baby will also have blue eyes...
100% likely it'll have a whore mom who rides strangers bareback because they are "pretty."
Owned. Gotta love a Georgia girl
Since no form of birth control works one hundred percent of the time I feel you have an excellent grasp of cause and effect. \nAnyone who doesnt understand 99.99% effective means one out of 1000 gets pregnant over the course of a year needs to stop and read thier condom wrappers. I point and laugh
So if I'm understanding you correctly, 1 in one thousand over the COURSE of the year... So not depending on how many times those one thousand people had sex, only one of them conceived...?
You read that incorrectly. That is, out of every 1000 times people have had sex using contraceptives 1 person has contracted Penis Poisoning.
Go look up "male birth control". This is a shot that is 100% effective and lasts for 10 years
I have blue eyes
Get it giiiirl
Were you in Vegas? Was he a professional volleyball player who does veterinarian\nwork on the weekends?
your real life story is pretty shitty
Evolution says females(around menstruation) prefer more masculine males when trying to mate since it will produce the most fit offspring. Less masculine when not in heat, but still prefer the better looking/more symmetrical ones
Yes this is very true.
Around ovulation not mensuration
You could have cut him off and just said that, I'm positive he wouldn't have minded