New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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If nookie is goin longer than an hour...either yout gfs vagina is terrible or you played with yourself so much in highskool it has rendered your dick pretty much useless. If ya know what your doin...45 minutes can be fuckin epic
4 hours. thats the limit. after that its just noise.
red team go red team go
1:37 love hurts tell her to suck it up and quit the bitching
2:44 i like your style
my record is 5 min with cuddling included
Drunk and sober is not the same. When im drunk i can hump for days, but if he was sober then we are the same and 45 minutes is a nice time.
best thing ever.
take a day off work, she does the same.
stay in bed. order delivery so you don't have to leave.
stock up on Gatorade the day before so you don't pass out.
and get some ibuprofen for the next day. both of you will be sore.
Alone, it's like 3 minutes.
Together it's like 2 hrs.
Haha, you all love to make assumptions, but I suppose that is appropriate for this site. We did switch it up a bit with positions. It was just really nice because we hadn't seen each other in a few weeks.
New record is a personal thing, I am well aware that time varies greatly for everyone depending on many different factors, and that the time itself does not make the sex good.
idk what kinda girl you got that will "get hers and roll over" but where i'm from thats grounds for slappin a hoe
my record is close to 3 hours...try alcohol son
Why so long? It's a race--first one to get theirs wins...and I never lose
1:31 - Wrong, so wrong.
45 Minutes a great place to start having sex.
45 minutes is way more than enough time.
Hell, I'm happy with 10 minutes (in the last two years, I haven't more than 4 minutes at a time... sigh)
Dude I lasted longer than that the first time I did it
Me and my ex once went for an hour and a half. He usually came within like...5 minutes. Sad for me, good for him. At least he was good at other things.
we are the champions.. hahahahahha...
Haha 45 mins?! Me and my boyfriend usually go for an hour at least. I guess I'm lucky : D
45 minutes thats all
1:51 that was stupid.
i like how all these dudes pretend they go longer than 45 minutes on avg.. when your by yourself it don't count..
2:43 you can eat my pussy while im on ecstacy
fuck taking that long if you cant get her off and yourself off in anything more than 45 minutes you must fuck like a retard....45 minutes is the max after that she is just sore
Kudos to 11:01. I know what you mean, 45-an hour is amazing when ur baby gots a nice big dick that will u keep u sore but happy a few nights in a row.
On another note, that was cute. I'd fuck you if I wasn't taken and happy with him.
lol, watch MANswers.
Girls in america avg like 30 mins in the sack.
Unless you gotta slut haha.
Even if you get off multiple times, 30 min is enough. For everyday sex, 5-10 is fine. Anything less is considered a quickie. I don't know why guys think going for multiple hours is a good thing...
10:51 i know right?
My personal best is three hours for sex and an hour for performing oral. Needless to say they both seemed to enjoy it. On the flip side, the embarassing record is somewhere around 45 seconds.
times like these I'm glad to be bisexual and have a woman! girls always last much longer
mine was 4 hours too, whiskey dick is the best!
I'm sure after 1 is out the chamber, most men can go for a while.
i would much rather have twice at night and once in the morning than a super long session...well, i do love it anyway
8:05 is awesome, these people definitely went to the Worst School Ever...
1:37, thank youu!!!! stupid-ass bitches like 3:09 calling girls lame who think 45 to an hour is a long time obviously aren't with very, ahem, gifted guys. my boyfriend is big enough that i start to get sore after about half an hour or so.
Man, if you chicks get friction burn from 45 minutes, then you gotta lube more. Some of us get wet enough that friction isn't an issue until we've been fucking for hours.
my best was 2 hours, my avg was around 45, but recently its gone down, she just cums and quits in like 20 min.... sigh....
Thank god for TFLN on slow work days. 45 minutes seems good to me. My ex used to last only 3 TOPS. My current man takes his time... usually 30-50 minutes... something like that. Depends what we are in the mood for. I love it because we never do the same thing... he's creative. :)
That's the longest you've been?? Well I guess if it's a record for you, go ahead and celebrate...
i would so fuck ryan in his flex fleece
1:53, shut up. i like 1:51's thinking!!!!
Keep tryin' for something a bit more impressive . . .
still not bad though.
45 min is a quickie for me and my girl
Only 45 mins? What are you eleventeen? When you can last over the two hour mark then you can talk about how long you last. Until then, brag less and work more.
I wouldnt want him to go 45 minutes!!! That would just start to hurt!!!! Get it done!!!
1:54 we know thats you 1:51
45 minutes is more than enough time, especially if she cums over two dozen times.
It's about quality, not quantity folks.
whats the point for doing it for so long.??. foreplay. get it in. mix up positions. get her off. get yourself off. get out..
45 minutes is like the average time for me and my boyfriend. Keeps me satisfied.
Change positions frequently, ladies. You won't be sore afterward.
As a girl, I have never, EVER wanted to have sex for hours at a time. 15 minutes would be just fine, and 45 would be a lot.
what's with all the haters?
OP - glad you and your girl had a great time.
If you fuck to the Zelda theme on loop you can go for EXACTLY 31 hours. You'll need a third person to run IV fluids into the both of you. Avoid eating any husk beforehand.
2:17...tell me about it...nothing more disappointing then when a chick gets tired after 20 minutes and they're not even doing the work
I agree with 2:20.... 30 minutes minus foreplay is way plenty!!!!!
45 minutes is plenty...shit, sometimes i hate waiting to get off...but sometimes it's fun to go while
1:51 You by any chance off tomorrow, I supply the drinks and asprin, you order take out..deal?
Girls on here are kinda lame. 45 minutes is way too long?! I don't think I've ever gone for less than 30... But the guys I've been with have been pretty talented ;].
(4 hours is my record. I was sore for days afterward, but it was amazing. Not something to do often, but DEFINITELY something to experience a few times.)
4:34 LMFAO... But seriously, I get her off fast and then it's just less enjoyable until i get it...
Um... yeah... seriously 45 minutes is only a record if you're 14 and your partner is your hands and nudie mag... but hey keep up the practice! someday, you'll make it threw the night! (or day) lol
2:04 you're probably the size of a Chapstick container.
yeah, 45 minutes is more like a warm-up.
i beat off my dad for 45 minutes. wait..
hahahahaha @ 3:05. ty
Walking the dog on ecstacy is the greatest!
Lol to all the guys clamining 4 hours. No one has sex for 4 hours unless you're taking about some tantric shit where you sit in positions and don't move for hours...I'm sorry but you are all clearly 16 year old virgins
i got what u would call a large dick.. if i went 45 minutes the bitch would be dead.
i like a guy who offers variety... 2-3 hour long sex sessions when i need it but if i can get him to cum in my mouth in 20 seconds if that's all the time we've got. be versatile!
2:43.. done that.. niiiiice
if 45 minutes aint shit you aint doin somethin right.. u gotta beat that shit up son.. 45 minutes maybe if your drunk..
I jerked off 6 times last night. I win
fuck yeah, lay back relax it will be over in 30 seconds and you wont feel a thing.
Did anyone else notice July 24, 2009 1:32PM? Who the hell does that?
Hey, I'm on TFLN, I'm going to take the opportunity to suggest you support some obscure Iranian politician.
Why an unknown error?
7:43, you're an idiot. nobody said anything about friction burns til retard at 6:33. all people said is girls get sore from the action of the friction. an actual friction burn is a totally different story. GOSH you people are stupid. you all sound like you go to OSU.
No. One. Gives. A. Fuck.
Ok girls don't want it that long if you fuck a chick good enough shell orgasm a bunch and then shell have a recession and get really really tired
I like how 4:33 is speaking to the future.
Also, 45 is fine enough for me, considering the average person's ave is between 4 & 7. You can look that shit up.
1:54 is definitely 1:51......lol
lmao forty-five minutes
my gf does the victory dance. (she doesnt walk)
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, PERFECT VICTORY SONG
Yeah... the friction burn thing weirds me out.
If a guy doesn't get you wet enough to keep your labia minora intact, maybe you shouldn't be fucking him.
there is some freaky shit goin on there.. theres a guy in the bushes.. does he gotta gun!? idk dude idk
Well the first one is usually record fast. The second one including foreplay cuddling etc. bout an hour and a half. PS. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER HOW LONG YOU CAN LAST IF YOU CAN'T GET A GIRL OFF. Might as well be fucking a Mr. Potato Head
i jerked off to the 18 yr old who interns with me this summer, cant wait to see those tits tuesday
hahahahaha 6:11! so true. all of these guys that go for "3 hrs" probably spend 2.5 of them just messing around, not actually sexing.
just for future reference
dude... i haven't even had sex and i know 45 minutes isn't much lmao....
Nice work! keep going for longer. Tantric sex FTW
Ahhh my first time i had sex i lasted over an hour man...I feel srry for you and that girl of yours in a way...lol
1:32, that's an interesting concept of a victory.
hey 45 is plenty for a normal fuck but a record ... idk about that now if your trying to wow a girl give her like 3 hours worth
You know, I don't get it, the sex I have always lasts for AT LEAST 45 minutes, and both of us get off, she gets off at least twice in the process, I don't really understand the victory here
45 min? wow. keep trying.
one pump chump it and let her play the music.
everyone in here has something to prove
3:11 Ever seen Scent of a women. . On WEED?!?!
3:44 I call Bull Shit!!
It's fun to last a while early on, and even now once in a while, but once you're in a relationship, the girl always gets lazy. She'll get hers and roll over. Nowadays if I'm taking too long for her I'll just say "I know you'll help me out later" and not make her sore. It's called consideration.
AHAHAHAHAH ONLY 45 MINUTES?!
gotcha beat by double, keep trying, maybe someday you'll grow up
Omg im so fucking cool cuz i can go longer than the OP. Fuck I'm awesome. Who gives a shit. Please your girl and make sure you get yours. Who cares about the time.
you dont start timing sex at the beginning of foreplay...thats like measuring your dick starting at your asshole.
Ok but 5:06, like if the RECORD is 45 minutes? Sometimes it's nice to go just for a bit but sometimes I want a nice couple hours in bed. So if that's the longest he's ever gone... I don't know.
Come on guys. It's not that people fail because they take 45 minutes to do it. It's because they take hours to do it... Again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
You people need to have some sex on exstacy. Seriously.
I am so with 2:04!!!
my first time lasted 2 hours. now we vary from 45 minutes to an hour and a half. it rocks my socks off lol
I last couple of hours easy.. girls love that!
I love all the half baked references in here:)
6:33- you sound as stupid as the guys bragging about how long they go for. way to be.
Who the hell wants to fuck for more than 45 minutes? If you need more than 15 minutes to get her off...it probably isn't going to happen. I'd rather sleep the extra 30 mins.
1:32 -- i love you. miboosamet!
wow, look up tantric. youre on your way, little one!
45 seconds, play the ending of looney tunes with porky pig saying "Th- Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks" while she makes you a sandwich and cries about how miserable her life is.
Hmm... my bf's record is almost an hour... I was a little sore, I'll admit...
If you're just fucking to get off, 45mins is long.
If you're the type of person who enjoys their partner and their body, 45mins is a warmup.
Some people do have sex because they love someone, not just because they want to cum.
I love doing foreplay, why? because every time they are so confused and happy that you would think of them first and bam! you got yourself a new sex buddy
midgets fuck for hours
1:51 my bad at least the two of us know u arent 1:54 too But for the record it did sound like a great afternoon! 1:54
5:09, i see what you're saying, but i don't get some of these guys care so much. if he set a new record, good for him. the dudes on here bragging aren't the ones who have to sleep with him so they should just quit whining. lol.
am i the only one that thinks the "we are the champions" part is hilarious?
Ugh, long sex is the worst... do your job and do it right.
45 minutes? And you were proud of that? More power to you.
I wish I could "give" more power to you.
45 minutes is perfect. And the song. I think I love you. (: Call me.
I wish somebody could tell me how to last 10 minutes or less. Sometimes I'm not very proud that I can last so long.
everyone is retarded.. this is his shortest one.. he wants to get his time down! duh! speed fuckers are better..(Dave chappelle)
huh? well that makes no sense.. if you can still poop while on x you didn't take enough
did anyone notice that 8:53 said eleventeen? wtf? lol
who the fuck are you people? why the fuck do you keep track?
My exboyfriend and I used to take whole days to have sex. I like 1:51 thinking. It's not like you have sex the whole time, but having sex for a couple of hours straight three times in one day is amazing.
You should probably also take the next day off of work as well.
It is not true that girls only like 30 mins. We only like 30 mins if you are an amature and just try and beat it up. If you actually know how to work it in bed you can last hours without causing the girl any pain and keeping her wet the entire time. GROW UP
oh kiddies....you see there is a diff between fucking
and having sex. 45 mins i GUESS is a record.
read the kama sutra.
has anyone considered that maybe this was the record for their shortest time? ;)
my ex boyfriend lasted an hour and a half minimum. not saying that's the norm...just saying
if you're mixing it up with different positions, swapping oral sex, etc, then 45 is awesome. if the dude is just banging away and the chick is just lying there taking it and not cumming, then 45 minutes is fucking lame
Um, shit, really? Are you like, 10 years old? I'm usually like 20, starting at real sex, is that really short?
45 minutes is no record my friend.. sorry
3:13 Love it!!!!! Id slap that ho too, and im a female. I may get off first, Ill be damned if I get off him till he got his. Women need to stop being so lazy, thats why they are overweight, Do some work ladies!!
in truth long sex is only awesome in the beginign of a relationship... after a hile a good fuck time is 30 minutes... fuckign... foreplay not included
Ill be the first to say 45 minutes is plenty of time.
thats like getting a bronze in the special olympics.......
the longest my bf and i have had sex was 3 hours and i was sore beyond belief after that
haha sexing. what if you have sex like 5 times in a row? when do you start timing and when do you stop?
You haven't lived until you've taken the trash out on ecstacy!
1:51 has never had sex in his life
LMAO at all the guys on here with small dicks. My girl is sore if we go longer than 30 minutes. Just an FYI, it's not something to brag about if you can fuck a girl for that long and it's not painful for her.
looking at the back of $20 bills on weed is the greatest
6:33-- friction BURN? wtf? if you get a burn from sex, you've got other problems woman. i get SORE, i don't get a damn burn. shit.
all of you like "pssshhh! 45 minutes!? n00b!" are trying so hard to brag. it's cute, really.
honestly, take it from a girl, that CAN be fun if you're including foreplay and different positions...but if you're making it your goal to go that long every single time, that's stupid. we get sore after going at it for awhile. wouldn't even be fun.
2:06... quit talking to your penis
lol i love people on this site who think their sex gods, if u can fuck so good go do porn
WTF! 4 hours having sex? Like half the US is obese having sex for 4 hours would give someone a heart attack.
if a guy knows what he's doing it shouldn't last that long--gimme a 20 min session with my boyfriend, and my vagina is happy for days
u ever seen scent of woman?
Look at these tough guys.....45 min is real long......with a hot chick i can make her go twice in 15 and then MY turn
wait wait, there was a typo, I meant 4 . 5 minutes not 45.
Ecstasy + chainsaw = Poop
i am horny now damn..
I start the clock as soon as the booty call confirmation is recieved. Annnnnnnnnd now!
Record for me is 4 hours. Damn my dick was sore after that.
Really, 45 minutes is too long!!! Friction makes it sore!!!!